whats the dumbest/most destructive thing you or your friends have done?

[steve0]

1. hit a kid with a 9 irion in the nose when i was 11
2. vandalized mail boxes, golf courses.
3. walked around neighborhoods with a paintball gun shooting houses and cars.
4. ripped side veiw mirriors off a car once. dont know why
5. boggin my old wrangler flipped it 6 times
6. ripped down an old barn with a F-250 power stroke
7. slamed a Marines face into the curb at a Whataburger drive thru

and many many more

[steve0]

O yeah we use to throw bricks and golf balls into oncomming traffic were these two loops intersected back in HS

[lowstace]

one night I pissed on a cops dick

[HSV]

I once was so insecure about my own image I stuck needles filled with thick oily shit in my butt for 3 months.

[decadbal]

back when i was about out of HS, i was hangin with my cuz and some of my, his, our fraternity brothers, i wasnt a member then, but they were.. we were bored, so we road around all night ste****g the little glow light things from the ends of ppls driveways, then we stuck them in this girl my cuzs friend liked.. it was pretty funny, bc we heard her parents thought she did it or something, they woke up with like 200 light reflectors in their yard.

[decadbal]

I once was so insecure about my own image I stuck needles filled with thick oily shit in my butt for 3 months.

i did that, not bc i was insecure, but bc your insecure about me.. being bigger and better than you

[Tren Bull]

O yeah we use to throw bricks and golf balls into oncomming traffic were these two loops intersected back in HS

HAHA thats great. i tried standing up out the sunroof of my boys car and tagging an oncoming car with a bottle... that was pretty funny. i heard about some kids that threw a frozen turkey at somone from a car and it fu_kin killed them.

[Tren Bull]

back when i was about out of HS, i was hangin with my cuz and some of my, his, our fraternity brothers, i wasnt a member then, but they were.. we were bored, so we road around all night ste****g the little glow light things from the ends of ppls driveways, then we stuck them in this girl my cuzs friend liked.. it was pretty funny, bc we heard her parents thought she did it or something, they woke up with like 200 light reflectors in their yard.

i always enjoyed messing with someone's front yard. pretty soon im gonna go over to my neighbors house late at night with some clippers and cut off all his plants right at the base, then im gonna dump grass killer all over his front lawn. if he manages to piss me off anymore il put 2 part epoxy on his car too

[Tren Bull]

another dumb thing i did in high school was take things that greatly decreased my ability to think clearly, and even to see clearly what was around me. once i was so out of it, i wanted to walk up to my teacher and tell him what i took, then start laughing like a psycho... then there was the bottles of whiskey and vodca id sap in class. get sh_t faced drunk at school... haha good times

[Mizfit]

I would love to contribute but i have to say i have probably done more dumber things than most of my friends..

I hit a pole sking that said ski safe..

I have dropped a hair drier in a toiet while it was plugged in and gone in for it while standing in water..

Ok i'm gonna stop there..

These were a long time ago and even i had to laugh

[Tren Bull]

I have dropped a hair drier in a toiet while it was plugged in and gone in for it while standing in water..

These were a long time ago and even i had to laugh

jesus you're lucky. im glad you didn't electrocute yourself

[Tren Bull]

I hit a pole sking that said ski safe..

bitter irony... thats pretty funny though

[Mizfit]

jesus you're lucky. im glad you didn't electrocute yourself

I was a little tipsy at the time.. i wanted to straighten my hair.. the bruises i had up my body were pretty ****ed up

[needmorestrength]

dumbest thing I ever did was I shot a bouncer at a night club spent 6 weeks in jail... booz+GLOCK= dead bouncer...I spent almost a year of my life going to trails court hearings.

you killed someone and only spent 6 weeks in jail

[damiongage]

I tend to get drunk and wheelie my motorcycle at about 100mph down the freeway.

[AnabolicAndre]

oh god where to start... we had an astro van and we would pile 8 or 9 kids into the van and go around and skate NYC-Philly

We actually went to abandoned house and were like pokin around and shit which was freeeky footsteps on the ceiling and a bunch of shit in the basement and I guess this guy was a photographer but he took naked pictures of women so i was like shitttttt being like 15 or 16 at the time I took em ( not that I wouldnt take em now at 22) So we went back that night tell tale horror sotry pouring rain thunder and lightning so I had seen it before but this time everyone else was there so me and GENO walk out side and there is this dude with an ax I was like holy shit, so I yelled for everyone to get out and My friend geno actually thought this guy was kidding til he started swinging it, so we got everyone in the car except one, we tun on the astro van and he is sitting in front of the van and drives his ax into the hoodso we pull away he rips out the ax and my friend bran is running down the streen being chased by this guy with the ax Im hanging out the door grab his arm and pull him in at 45mph down a local street... So we went to the local CVS and called the cops they came didnt believe us, blah blha my friend tells him to do his ****ing job and the cop puts him in the car to shut him up.... the next day we go back cause we're pissed at this guy.. we get there the house is on fire!!! true story

but in the summer we would stay home and living at the shore the streets are packed at night so we'd fill super soker 250's with hot sauce and water, and but huge hot dogs and squirt and throw em at people especially on bikes, I kinda feel bad about it now but whatev

uhh we used to go around Like x-mas time and knock down the infalteable decorations

[AnabolicAndre]

Oh one time... I went to the butcher's shop bought a whole PIG head and wrote a note stuck it in it's mouth, then climed to the top of a payphone stuck it on top while my friends called the cops on me from another payphone down the street telling them i was vandalizing public property. When they came im sure they got a kick out of the note that said "we love you officer" in the PIG'S mouth

[AnabolicAndre]

wow I could seriously go one forever like the 1000 golfballs we stole from highschool and let em loose on I-195

[Tren Bull]

i just remembered something really dumb that my aunt did a year or two ago. she was pissed that my uncle had cheated on her, so she drove her new bmw through the front door of the house... later she attacked him with a shovel.

[Tren Bull]

I tend to get drunk and wheelie my motorcycle at about 100mph down the freeway.

that could be all bad bro

[Tren Bull]

but in the summer we would stay home and living at the shore the streets are packed at night so we'd fill super soker 250's with hot sauce and water, and but huge hot dogs and squirt and throw em at people especially on bikes, I kinda feel bad about it now but whatev

yea, i feel pretty guilty about all the damage ive done to random people's houses. i usually try to keep it to only people i know and i dont like... especially when im drunk. btw a few years ago my friends and i were cruisin around egging sh_t late at night. my boy really wanted to throw eggs at a person or something rather than parked cars and houses, so i got the bright idea to find a house with the light on, then walk up on it and tag the window once with an egg. then once the person comes to the window, we tagged the sh_t out of it with at least 7-8 eggs

[Tren Bull]

wow I could seriously go one forever like the 1000 golfballs we stole from highschool and let em loose on I-195

golfballs and freeways always go well together. i remember playing miniture golf right next to a freeway. my friends and i started driving balls over the fence and onto the freeway.

[Tren Bull]

I was a little tipsy at the time.. i wanted to straighten my hair.. the bruises i had up my body were pretty ****ed up

im sorry... i suppose your story would be funnier if you saw somebody you dont like do that instead.

[~fuelforfire~]

This thread just put me in a great mood, thank you to everyone haha.

umm mine would have to be playing ring and run, because every friday we would do and one house we always did, twice a night, once at 11, that the next time when we were comming home which sometimes was at 2 in the morning. So we went by first at about 11, and when we were running away we could hear him yelling and swearing at us, now, i got a bad feeling about going back to do it again, but you know, i got talked into it, so i creep up the stairs look at both my friends on the other side of the street in the ditch, all i can hear is laughing, and here i am shaking, so i ring the doorbell turn around to run around the house and boom, knocked out, by the ****ing gas meter, 2 friends got caught and i got away, but i say i got it worse, concussion.

[Tren Bull]

This thread just put me in a great mood, thank you to everyone haha.

umm mine would have to be playing ring and run, because every friday we would do and one house we always did, twice a night, once at 11, that the next time when we were comming home which sometimes was at 2 in the morning. So we went by first at about 11, and when we were running away we could hear him yelling and swearing at us, now, i got a bad feeling about going back to do it again, but you know, i got talked into it, so i creep up the stairs look at both my friends on the other side of the street in the ditch, all i can hear is laughing, and here i am shaking, so i ring the doorbell turn around to run around the house and boom, knocked out, by the ****ing gas meter, 2 friends got caught and i got away, but i say i got it worse, concussion.

jesus bro, thats no good. my boy did something similar when he sprinted through a backyard, and ran right into a wooden box which was solid as hell, and about 3 feet high... i think it had pool equipment in it or something. im sure you can imagine how badly my boy cut up and bruised his legs from that... woke up the people sleeping upstaris too.

[spound]

Ya'll were crazy little bastards!!

[Tren Bull]

uhhh huh huh huh, being dumb is fun

[Haro3]

we used to take 55gallon trash cans fill them majority of the way full with water lean them against doors that opened inwards and knock and run away....i'll let you figure it out from there

[Tren Bull]

we used to take 55gallon trash cans fill them majority of the way full with water lean them against doors that opened inwards and knock and run away....i'll let you figure it out from there

HAHA thats great. i should try that sometime

[Tren Bull]

you ever see the show homewrecker with ryan dunn? hes got some great ideas for pranks you can do to people, like rigging a cupboard so that when you open it, hella eggs fall down on you. or putting baking soda in the ketchup. when you shake the ketchup, the acid in it reacts with the baking soda, and causes a huge pressure build up, which sprays ketchup and baking soda everywhere

[Brazil]

my cousin ate a bunch of clonopins and methadone got in a fight and ran off without his shoes or jacket in the winter he went to sleep in someones front yard. When their kids woke up he was dead in the driveway.

[panasonicbike]

thats not a funny story

[Rob]

we do this every winter..and probably going to continue doing it until someone gets hurt

one of us drives an SUV, and 2 others go on top of it, superman style and hold on for dear life onto the ski racks.

We drive down icy dirty roads 115 kmh+ and give the riders the time of there life..

we hit this huge ass speed bump once, both of the guys thankfully hung on to the rack but flew over and landed on the hood of the car...was classic

[Timm1704]

some of these stories are funny, but some of you guys are real assholes

[Tren Bull]

back in the day, my high school got some award for being all prestigious and sh_t. so there were school board reps walking around checking out the school. my friend got some of those really small bags, that are about a square inch, stuffed them with oregano, and left them around school... that looked pretty bad

[Tren Bull]

my cousin ate a bunch of clonopins and methadone got in a fight and ran off without his shoes or jacket in the winter he went to sleep in someones front yard. When their kids woke up he was dead in the driveway.

thats pretty bad bro. i heard about some guy that was chillin with his friends up in the hills. this guy was heavily under the influence... trippin hard. freaked out and ran away from his friends, who couldn't find him for the rest of the night. this guy survived though.

[Bojangles69]

this def surpasses dumb but when i was 18 ive always been really good a chemistry so i got a recipe on how to cook crystal meth, long story short it worked and i was cooking the shit for 9 months.. the craziest part you ask?? my neighbor on the right and in front are both state police officers and my neighbor on the left is a detective, my house is LITERALLY surrounded with cops..
so one day the DEA raids my house with smoke bombs and a helicopter tackles me and drags me outta of the house with rifles and the whole nine. Didnt even bring the doggies in cuz they were scared the chemicals would hurt them. Searched the place till 1 in the morning. Outcome: 7 year prison sentence charged with 1 count Maintaining and operating a CDS production facility, 1 count Distribution of Methamphetamines and 3 counts Distribution of Methyldioxlymethamphetamines (x), so now im 23 and am still one parole. Turns out a "friend" snitched and after all these years im yet to see the motherfvucker.. but yeah made front page of the paper 2 days. Not alowed to major in chemistry in college anymore had to switch it to pscyh.. im not sure many people have done anything stupider than that though.

[Tren Bull]

this def surpasses dumb but when i was 18 ive always been really good a chemistry so i got a recipe on how to cook crystal meth, long story short it worked and i was cooking the shit for 9 months.. the craziest part you ask?? my neighbor on the right and in front are both state police officers and my neighbor on the left is a detective, my house is LITERALLY surrounded with cops..
so one day the DEA raids my house with smoke bombs and a helicopter tackles me and drags me outta of the house with rifles and the whole nine. Didnt even bring the doggies in cuz they were scared the chemicals would hurt them. Searched the place till 1 in the morning. Outcome: 7 year prison sentence charged with 1 count Maintaining and operating a CDS production facility, 1 count Distribution of Methamphetamines and 3 counts Distribution of Methyldioxlymethamphetamines (x), so now im 23 and am still one parole. Turns out a "friend" snitched and after all these years im yet to see the motherfvucker.. but yeah made front page of the paper 2 days. Not alowed to major in chemistry in college anymore had to switch it to pscyh.. im not sure many people have done anything stupider than that though.

damn, thats all bad bro

[RuhlFreak55]

I once was so insecure about my own image I stuck needles filled with thick oily shit in my butt for 3 months.

ok then.......

[Tren Bull]

O yeah we use to throw bricks and golf balls into oncomming traffic were these two loops intersected back in HS

HAHA. when i was a little kid i threw a brick at someones car while they were in it in plain sight.