whats the dumbest/most destructive thing you or your friends have done?

[~fuelforfire~]

another ring and run story, the guy came out, in his underwear which was so goddamn funny i burst out laughing, started walking towards me so i got up and ran, except there were 2 by 4s right behind me, nails me right in the teeth and i feel flat on my back, adren****e got me back up though, and turned out to be not bad, but lots of blood.

[Tren Bull]

thats all bad bro. it would be funny to get the fool out of his house, then spray his ass with hella supersoakers on a cold night.

[Brazil]

like all kids we used to breask shit all around town. Some thing bad we used to do is pour oil all over the road and watch cars get out of control (not funny anymore that Idrive) funny one put a bag full of shit on doorstep and light on fire then ring doorbell stand back and watch. crazy- drive tripping in my 81 monte carlo at 100 and something turn off the lights on a straightaway and look into the sky to stay between the trees. what a rush

[Tren Bull]

fu_king with cars is funny. i used to put cones in the midddle of the road, and watch people stop at them and not move them cause they were so surprised... or something. its hilarious how dumb other people can be

[Tren Bull]

HAHA, my friend just told me that she drove her car at least 15 miles on the freeway with no tire on the rim... now her car is all fu_ked up. she was drunk as hell too. its good she didn't get a dui

[firmechicano831]

good stories guys, I really don't have any good ones but love reading about everyone elses.

[Tren Bull]

haha, speaking of dumb things, my aunt recently attacked my uncle with a meat tenderizer (hammer) in one hand and a knife in the other

[Mizfit]

I don't know if i do a lot of dumb things or if im just trying to amuse the general public.

When we used to have tapes instead of DVD/ CD, I asked my dad what he wanted for xmas and he was being difficult. Finally he gave me answer and told me to write it down. He said he wanted a tape of a band called scotch.

I went to a few record stores and they didnt' have it. I was really confused. Finally i went into a less commerical one and i asked the guy at the counter if he had ever heard of a band called scotch and i needed it on tape.

He goes Scotch tape?

Finally it dawned on me my father was messing with me the entire time and boy did i feel like a dummy.

[Tren Bull]

I don't know if i do a lot of dumb things or if im just trying to amuse the general public.

When we used to have tapes instead of DVD/ CD, I asked my dad what he wanted for xmas and he was being difficult. Finally he gave me answer and told me to write it down. He said he wanted a tape of a band called scotch.

I went to a few record stores and they didnt' have it. I was really confused. Finally i went into a less commerical one and i asked the guy at the counter if he had ever heard of a band called scotch and i needed it on tape.

He goes Scotch tape?

Finally it dawned on me my father was messing with me the entire time and boy did i feel like a dummy.

haha thats funny. you're dad sounds like hes got a good sense of humor.

[Tren Bull]

haha, speaking of dumb things, my aunt recently attacked my uncle with a meat tenderizer (hammer) in one hand and a knife in the other

bros, this is getting out of hand, like a soap opera or something. i have a bad feeling that eventually my psycho aunt is actually gonna suceed in seriously hurting my uncle. i suppose there is a lesson here: dont cheat on your wife, or else shel drive her brand new bmw through the front of the house

[24labor]

back in junior high we all got pissed b/c the cops kept bustig us for curfew we burned the park down what a sight to see sliding boards and swings a blaze. Funny I'm 21 now and still thrive off running from the cops every weekend dumb ass cops never learn

[BARLOW]

EEE i got owned by a snowman this december i was running around drunk with some friends tackling snowmans, and some lil ****er poured water all over his needles to say that was a sturdy snowman and hurt me very much when i went to tackle it

[Flextime333]

Freshman year of highschool me and a buddy found out superglue can really fvck a look so we went around school with a bottle a piece. Cost us 1200 bucks a peice for 20 something new doorknobs/locks, 11 days suspension and narrowly got out of a felony vandalism charge with 40 hours community service and fully restitution to the school.

[Tren Bull]

back in junior high we all got pissed b/c the cops kept bustig us for curfew we burned the park down what a sight to see sliding boards and swings a blaze. Funny I'm 21 now and still thrive off running from the cops every weekend dumb ass cops never learn

oh god thats funny. id like to totally torch something, but im woried that the fire will spread and burn down random people's houses. im all for unleashing havoc on my sworn enemies houses, but i dont want to do that to someone that doesn't deserve it, especially something as extreme as burning their house down

[AnatomicallyBlessed]

lit the levee on fire with super soakers full of gasoline

[Tren Bull]

EEE i got owned by a snowman this december i was running around drunk with some friends tackling snowmans, and some lil ****er poured water all over his needles to say that was a sturdy snowman and hurt me very much when i went to tackle it

oh man, that sounds painfull. you should have taken his snowmans head and thrown it through the front window of that little sh_ts house

[Tren Bull]

Freshman year of highschool me and a buddy found out superglue can really fvck a look so we went around school with a bottle a piece. Cost us 1200 bucks a peice for 20 something new doorknobs/locks, 11 days suspension and narrowly got out of a felony vandalism charge with 40 hours community service and fully restitution to the school.

oh jesus bro, thats pretty bad. i used to pull sh_t similar to that in highschool, but i usually didn't get caught. thats great though bro, i wish i had thought of that back in the day. id go hit it up on a saturday morning, so on monday when everyone is ready to do some learning, none of the doors would open... HAHA thats funny

[Tren Bull]

lit the levee on fire with super soakers full of gasoline

ive heard of the old gas in a super soaker trick, but im a little hesitant to try it now

[Tren Bull]

dumbest thing I ever did was I shot a bouncer at a night club spent 6 weeks in jail... booz+GLOCK= dead bouncer...I spent almost a year of my life going to trails court hearings.

hmm, my boy lowstace got banned... and at exactly 420 posts too. is that irony or what?

[Myka]

one time I told a girl that she was fat...

RIP girl

[Tren Bull]

one time I told a girl that she was fat...

RIP girl

oh god, bad move. ive noticed that everyone is self conscious to an extent. i would never tell a girl she looks fat regardless of if she really is or not

[Myka]

She was being stupid and mean...................+ I was off my meds

[Tren Bull]

She was being stupid and mean...................+ I was off my meds

hmm, sounds like she deserved it then

[Tren Bull]

btw, ive been thinking of something else that would be funny/dumb/destructive. you ever seen that sight with pics and adresses of the people that rape/molest children? haha, it sure would suck if some roided out drunken angry bull of a man decided to pay them a little visit at 3 in the morning...

[Myka]

umm no Ive never seen that! GIMME GIMME! Although we have a station that sometimes goes through pics and addresses like that...there are some on there that live in my town...

[Myka]

cool...got the link Tren Im gonna check it out tomorrow...hopefully Ill feel better then

[Tren Bull]

cool...got the link Tren Im gonna check it out tomorrow...hopefully Ill feel better then

haha printing up very large pics of the rapists face and posting it on a banner that says hes a child molester and give his adress, then hanging that over a freeway overpass would probably bring a little humor into your day. hell, youd be doing the community a favor too

[Tren Bull]

i admit, im starting to feel guilty about all the damage ive done towards the end of a long night of drinking. breaking other people's sh_t is funny, but its pretty bad too. so i decided that it would be better to doorbell ditch people. but i do it in my own angry/drunken way by banging on windows and screaming out "HEY!!! LET ME IN!!!".... haha along with ringing the doorbell repetedly for about 45 seconds straight

[Myka]

i admit, im starting to feel guilty about all the damage ive done towards the end of a long night of drinking. breaking other people's sh_t is funny, but its pretty bad too. so i decided that it would be better to doorbell ditch people. but i do it in my own angry/drunken way by banging on windows and screaming out "HEY!!! LET ME IN!!!".... haha along with ringing the doorbell repetedly for about 45 seconds straight

ROFL oh man thats messed up...dont you think you could get shot like that?

[Tren Bull]

ROFL oh man thats messed up...dont you think you could get shot like that?

i dont know, maybe. the person would have to be pretty dumb to cap me though cause thats not legal in california, especially if im unnarmed and running away from them

[Myka]

I miss WEBB...I bet he would make me feel better and convince you not to get hurt in California

[Tren Bull]

I miss WEBB...I bet he would make me feel better and convince you not to get hurt in California

yea where is he anyway? i havent talked to him in over a week i think. damn it...

[Tren Bull]

i wonder if hes seen this thread. hed probably think most of this sh_t is pretty funny.

[Myka]

Hes getting a new internet hooked up...itll be a few days

[Tren Bull]

Hes getting a new internet hooked up...itll be a few days

hes finally ditching the old school dial up modem? good, high speed is much better than dial up is

[Tren Bull]

check this out bros, i broke my little league bat on a convicted rapists car windshield. haha, you can see the louisville slugger logo on it too.

[Myka]

ROFL...that bat...is that a result of one of those child molestors you harrass??

[Tren Bull]

ROFL...that bat...is that a result of one of those child molestors you harrass??

haha yea. its too bad it broke though. you cant really see from the pic, but the bat looked really funny before it broke. all kinds of small fractures in it from all the glass that i broke with it. i have another bat, but i dont want to break that too. i think il go get myself some nice thick pipe or something

[Myka]

be sure and wear gloves...dont want to hurt yo wittle hands

[Tren Bull]

be sure and wear gloves...dont want to hurt yo wittle hands

oh its ok, i got mad calouses on my hands from years of lifting without gloves