whats the dumbest/most destructive thing you or your friends have done?

[Tren Bull]

lol, get urself on the bed and make as much racket as possible. thatl shut them up.

and yes, i hate seeing animals in distress. they have no malice, no hate in them, lol and humans think god loves them the most....

yea really bro. i could never intentionally hurt an animal, unless i absolutely had to.

[Tren Bull]

back in the day, me and two of my friends were leaving a baseball game. right before we got on the freeway, i threw my half full can of miller high life at some bum.

haha, i saw him wiping off his face as we drove away

i know thats pretty fu_ked up, but imo its kinda funny too

[J.S.N.]

when i was in junior high my friends and i were beating up this bum and we must have whacked him once too many because it turned out he died of cerebral hemmoraging. i had to spend a few years in juvie because of that.

[Tren Bull]

when i was in junior high my friends and i were beating up this bum and we must have whacked him once too many because it turned out he died of cerebral hemmoraging. i had to spend a few years in juvie because of that.

damn, thats hardcore.

theres a few people id like to beat on like that

[stunner5000pt]

when i was in junior high my friends and i were beating up this bum and we must have whacked him once too many because it turned out he died of cerebral hemmoraging. i had to spend a few years in juvie because of that.

thats terrible

whyd u do that??

[Tren Bull]

My friends and I sneaked into this building's underground parking lot and we were drinking some beers in the car. After getting a good buzz going we were ready to cause some mayhem. Started off by pissing on this car's door handles. Thereafter we let the air out of all the tires. Looked around for some good hubcaps that would fit my car but we couldn't find any taht i liked or my tire's size.

We did however find a car with same size tires and rims as my car. We got the car on the back, took off one rim, but the car got stuck on the other rim, and we couldnt take it off.

We also jabbed this other car's tires.

WE were drunk OK SORRYYYY.

oh man, i just remembered something pretty crazy my friend did a few years ago. he broke into the class room where he had english with a techer he hated.

he and his friend put their two desks where they were during the class, and smoked a little something, ashing it all over the floor. then they stole a degree that the teacher was really proud of

[J.S.N.]

thats terrible

whyd u do that??

gotcha!

[stunner5000pt]

gotcha!

[Tren Bull]

the other day, i was using this really sharp knife to scrape something off of a paperclip, and i dropped the knife right on my foot. haha, it cut a nice sized gash in me

[Beefyman]

I would say when i almost got my first ticket... i had a bright idea that i could outrun a cop car in my brand new mustang (back when i was 16) i found out after sliding into another car and hitting a big dirt hill it was a dumb f u c king idea and the good thing was the cop was my dad bestfriend at that time so he just Chewed my ass out for about 3 hrs then called my dad from a nearby payphone dad come and KICKED my ass and then i spent the summer working to pay off the guys car i hit

that was the dumbest thing i have ever done

most dest thing i have done was go to my uncles insurance agencey he was getting it built at the time i just watched kratee kid and thought i would chop all the drywall and sheetrock about 4000$ in damage dad kicked the shit out of me there too

[Tren Bull]

I would say when i almost got my first ticket... i had a bright idea that i could outrun a cop car in my brand new mustang (back when i was 16) i found out after sliding into another car and hitting a big dirt hill it was a dumb f u c king idea and the good thing was the cop was my dad bestfriend at that time so he just Chewed my ass out for about 3 hrs then called my dad from a nearby payphone dad come and KICKED my ass and then i spent the summer working to pay off the guys car i hit

that was the dumbest thing i have ever done

most dest thing i have done was go to my uncles insurance agencey he was getting it built at the time i just watched kratee kid and thought i would chop all the drywall and sheetrock about 4000$ in damage dad kicked the shit out of me there too

yea, running from the cops really isnt a good idea. im not sure about otehr states, but here in california, its a felony to do that.

thats really funny about your dads sheet rock though.

[Tren Bull]

haha, i just broke a few street lights, a child molestors mailbox and i sawed down some fools tree that was in his front yard... hes gonna be pissed

[novastepp]

i heart you tren !

[Tren Bull]

i heart you tren!

i love you too man... in a very non homosexual kind of way.

haha, im sure theres a few people feelin some hatred towards me. too bad they dont know who i am

[Tren Bull]

you know whats funny? that child raper is trying to sell his house. maybe hes not feeling welcome anymore in my neighborhood

[Tren Bull]

we do this every winter..and probably going to continue doing it until someone gets hurt

one of us drives an SUV, and 2 others go on top of it, superman style and hold on for dear life onto the ski racks.

We drive down icy dirty roads 115 kmh+ and give the riders the time of there life..

we hit this huge ass speed bump once, both of the guys thankfully hung on to the rack but flew over and landed on the hood of the car...was classic

really? sounds dangerous. this guy i knew was doing that about a year ago. the dude on top of the car flew off, and died. then the guys in the car got formally charged with manslaughter

[mark_newcastle]

dumb thing:

2 of my friends fell out while on holiday in spain.

one went back to the room drunk while we stayed out drinking, he packed and went to the airport.

by the time we got back to the hotel, he'd already booked a flight home for 300 euros lol

going home after an argument on a nite out maybe, but actually leaving the country? LOL

he stil hasnt apologised...

[Tren Bull]

dumb thing:

2 of my friends fell out while on holiday in spain.

one went back to the room drunk while we stayed out drinking, he packed and went to the airport.

by the time we got back to the hotel, he'd already booked a flight home for 300 euros lol

going home after an argument on a nite out maybe, but actually leaving the country? LOL

he stil hasnt apologised...

wow, sounds like your boy was pissed

[mark_newcastle]

wow, sounds like your boy was pissed

haha. took the safe key with him, had to get a locksmith out the next day to open it.

yeah he was stupidly drunk, hes my training partner, so im kinda stuck in the middle of the argument too

[Tren Bull]

i hate drama, especially when i did nothing to provoke it, but still i seem to find myself stuck in the middle of it.

[Doc.Sust]

tren , you know my story of blowing up the car,but i thought of another one, there used to be a mod here named Mbarasso, he is a great guy, but when he is drunk, he is crazy, well as the sory goes Mbarasso goes to a party while he was still in highschool, pandimonium breaks loose and him and his buddies started to destroy the house, even the kid who was throwing the party got in on the action. well Mbarasso is the kind of guy who has to take everything to te next level. my buddy said he was missing for a few minutes, so he looked around the house for him,found him in the garage with a lawn mower over his head dumping gas all over the place. ,my buddy screamed, wtf are you doing his reply was"WTF does it look like i am doing i am burning the house down, give me a fckn hand!" well theyfinaly calmed him down and he didnt, but it almost was the most destructive story ever.

i have no doubt he would have done it, he has pulled some doozies, another story , where his fortune turned out bad, was he orderd a pizza when drunk, pizza guy shows up, Mbaraso has no money, pizza guy says no money no pizza, mbarasso TAKES A GUN and holds up the pizza guy for his food, the next day he was arrested and was on the font page of several papers and was the top story on all the local news affiliates! how about that for balls of steel!! best part of the whole thing is he has this lawyer called, "cut you lose bruce" he uses al the time to get out of trouble(which over the years has been quite a few times), and bruce did it again, he was equited of most of the charges and had to pay only a small fine, no jail time

[Tren Bull]

tren , you know my story of blowing up the car,but i thought of another one, there used to be a mod here named Mbarasso, he is a great guy, but when he is drunk, he is crazy, well as the sory goes Mbarasso goes to a party while he was still in highschool, pandimonium breaks loose and him and his buddies started to destroy the house, even the kid who was throwing the party got in on the action. well Mbarasso is the kind of guy who has to take everything to te next level. my buddy said he was missing for a few minutes, so he looked around the house for him,found him in the garage with a lawn mower over his head dumping gas all over the place. ,my buddy screamed, wtf are you doing his reply was"WTF does it look like i am doing i am burning the house down, give me a fckn hand!" well theyfinaly calmed him down and he didnt, but it almost was the most destructive story ever.

i have no doubt he would have done it, he has pulled some doozies, another story , where his fortune turned out bad, was he orderd a pizza when drunk, pizza guy shows up, Mbaraso has no money, pizza guy says no money no pizza, mbarasso TAKES A GUN and holds up the pizza guy for his food, the next day he was aressted and was on the font page of several papers and was the top story on all the local news affiliates! how about that for balls of steal!! best part of the whole thing is he has this lawyer called, "cut you lose bruce" he uses al the time to get out of trouble(which over the years has been quite a few times), and bruce did it again, he was equited of most of the charges and had to pay only a small fine, no jail time

jesus bro, he sounds like a grade A psycho... dumping gas out of a lawnmower to burn down some guys house?

[Doc.Sust]

jesus bro, he sounds like a grade A psycho... dumping gas out of a lawnmower to burn down some guys house?

the thing is he is completely normal when sober , and than with a few drinks he is a fckn nightmare

[mark_newcastle]

holy shit lol

crazy stories!!

a few guys in my town are like that when drunk, but sober completely cool.

[Tren Bull]

the thing is he is completely normal when sober , and than with a few drinks he is a fckn nightmare

its too bad he cant control himself when hes drunk. it makes it kinda hard to get drunk at a bar and pick up drunk chicks when you're acting like a raging psycho

[Tren Bull]

haha, i came up with a few bad ideas on how to unleash havoc on my enemies house.

first of all, it would be cool to use a hand drill to drill a large hole through someones front door in the middle of the night, then get their garden hose, stick it through the hole and turn it on all the way. haha, flood their house with water that they have to pay for. of course, a fire hose would work best for this, but i doubt many people have those laying around their front yard.



another idea i had was to throw a large rock thorugh their front window, and aim it just right so that it goes through the window, and lands on something fragile and hopefully very expensive... like a big screen tv, or a glass table or something.

[Tren Bull]

oh yea, it would be funny to chop up their front door with an axe too. problem is, wooden axes break very easily. last time i tried to chop sh_t up, i broke the axe handle after 4 or 5 hits

i need a solid aluminum axe or something... all these steroids made me too strong for these damn wooden handles

[Doc.Sust]

here is another story, Mbarasso is crazy but this next guy isBY FAR the craziest , meanest mother ****er ever, BIG ROB. rob was a juicer back in his teenage day, he was squating 850lbs when he was in highschool in powerlfiting meets, beating the teenage record of powerlifting hall of famer anthony clark. rob weighed 275 and than bulked up to 315. keep in mind he was about 18-19 years old!!he was a mean guy all the time , and when on a cycle(his cycles consisted of HUGE doses, enough to killa cow, )he was even more mean. mbarasso , who never feared anyone, even feared big rob,he could turn on you in the blink of an eye like pit bull

rob decides to take us to an ECW wrestling match, at the time, i new nothing of wrestling but went along to see the show, rob tried to bring his own weapons to throw in the ring so the wrestlers would smash themselves with them during matches, his weapons conisted of a 55 gallon drum, a brick, a toaster, vacum cleaner, and a road cone. security stops us, and wont let him take any of his "weapons" well this pisses the giant off, who already drank a half a case of beer and a 2 pitchers of shots in the parking lot, so he says fck it, will get our own weapons inside

we get inside, first match starts, rob runs immediately to the bathroom, he rips 2 toilet seats off and tries to throw them in the ring, first one ricochets off the ceilling and lands in the crowd, 2nd one lands square in the ring. the wresltlers stop the match, and they make an announcement for the crowd to not throw things, this doesnt stop big rob

next the "blue meaney" was in a battle royal, he was sitting on the top ropes, rob takes a glass ash tray and thows it like a chinese star and hits him in the head, blue meany falls off the top rope.

security comes flying , starts asking the crowd who did it, the people around us wouldnt say because they were so afraid of rob,

next we were standing ring side, he picked up my one friends and through him over the metal barrier, ring side. security saw this came over and gave us a warning

next, this westler named pitbull2, came out and he had a manager named the "fonz", the fonz would march around the ring a few times with a referee whislte and blow it real loud, rob looks at me and says"if he comes around the ring one more time and blows that whistle, he is going to get it!" sure enough , fonz comes around again, rob grab shim by the back of his sweat shirt and thows him into pitbull2 and knocks him over!!well the pitbull gets up and charges him and they started wrestling over the metal barrier. security comes again in a flock and makes us leave ringside and sit back in our seats

now rob is pissed!!in his eyes he didnt do anything worng. goes back to the bahroom,rips off the soap dispenser and throws it ,pink soap and the dispenser itself ,into the ring during another battle royal scenario(a few wrestlers in the ring at the same time, soap lands all over the ring and crowd, wrestlers are sliping in it, than he take a huge garbage can throw that in the ring, hits the ref in the back and knocks him over.

theguy next to us thinks this is funny, rob gives him a full can of soda and tells the guy to throw it in the ring, he hits" perry saturn" in the side of the head. saturn sees the guy , points at him and screams "your dead" he jumps out of the ring and starts making his way in our direction, people are going crazy, running from theguy,security comes out and tries to grab him,but they cant stop him, other wreslers join in the mehley, grabing the security, people are running around the ring, out emergency exits, throwing drinks and cups at the wrestlers and securtiy, COMPLETE ANARACHY! we exited and left the building as we were driving away we passed the local police , sirens blaring going to the event to break up the riot, that big rob started. from what i understood,after this chaotic mehley, the event was cancelled and ECW wrestling NEVER went back to this venue

[Doc.Sust]

oh yea, it would be funny to chop up their front door with an axe too. problem is, wooden axes break very easily. last time i tried to chop sh_t up, i broke the axe handle after 4 or 5 hits

i need a solid aluminum axe or something... all these steroids made me too strong for these damn wooden handles

got onebetter, and my friends have done this, take some chain wrap it around the front door of the house, connect the chain to a pick up truck and drive! rips the door and the molding right out of the door frame

[Tren Bull]

got onebetter, and my friends have done this, take some chain wrap it around the front door of the house, connect the chain to a pick up truck and drive! rips the door and the molding right out of the door frame

HAHAHA, thats funny bro, i should try that.

[Mizfit]

I never intentially do anything stupid, but i confess to making many ppl laugh at my own expense

[Tren Bull]

here is another story, Mbarasso is crazy but this next guy isBY FAR the craziest , meanest mother ****er ever, BIG ROB. rob was a juicer back in his teenage day, he was squating 850lbs when he was in highschool in powerlfiting meets, beating the teenage record of powerlifting hall of famer nthony clark. rob weighed 275 and than bulked up to 315. keep in mind he was about 18-19 years old!!he was a mean guy all the time , and when on a cycle(his cycles consisted of HUGE doses, enough to killa cow, )he was even more mean. mbarasso , who never feared anyone, even feared big rob,he could turn on you in the blink of an eye like pit bull

rob decides to take us to an ECW wrestling match, at the time, i new nothing of wrestling but went along to see the show, rob tried to bring his own weapons to throw in the ring so the wrestlers would smash themselves with them during matches, his weapons conisted of a 55 gallon drum, a brick, a toaster, vacum cleaner, and a road cone. security stops us, and wont let him take any of his "weapons" well this pisses the giant off, who already drank a half a case of beer and a 2 pitchers of shots in the parking lot, so he says fck it, will get our own weapons inside

we get inside, first match starts, rob runs immediately to the bathroom, he rips 2 toilet seats off and tries to throw them in the ring, first one ricochets off the ceilling and lands in the crowd, 2nd one lands square in the ring. the wresltlers stop the match, and they make an announcement for the crowd to not throw things, this doesnt stop big rob

next the "blue meaney" was in a battle royal, he was sitting on the top ropes, rob takes a glass ash tray and thows it like a chinese star and hits him in the head, blue meany falls off the top rope.

security comes flying , starts asking the crowd who did it, the people around us wouldnt say because they were so afraid of rob,

next we were standing ring side, he picked up my one friends and through him over the metal barrier, ring side. security saw this came over and gave us a warning

next, this westler named pitbull2, came out and he had a manager named the "fonz", the fonz would march around the ring a few times with a referee whislte and blow it real loud, rob looks at me and says"if he comes around the ring one more time and blows that whistle, he is going to get it!" sure enough , fonz comes around again, rob grab shim by the back of his sweat shirt and thows him into pitbull2 and knocks him over!!well the pitbull gets up and charges him and they started wrestling over the metal barrier. security comes again in a flock and makes us leave ringside and sit back in our seats

now rob is pissed!!in his eyes he didnt do anything worng. goes back to the bahroom,rips off the soap dispenser and throws it ,pink soap and the dispenser itself ,into the ring during another battle royal scenario(a few wrestlers in the ring at the same time, soap lands all over the ring and crowd, wrestlers are sliping in it, than he take a huge garbage can throw that in the ring, hits the ref in the back and knocks him over.

theguy next to us thinks this is funny, rob gives him a full can of soda and tells the guy to throw it in the ring, he hits" perry saturn" in the side of the head. saturn sees the guy , points at him and screams "your dead" he jumps out of the ring and starts making his way in our direction, people are going crazy, running from theguy,security comes out and tries to grab him,but they cant stop him, other wreslers join in the mehley, grabing the security, people are running around the ring, out emergency exits, throwing drinks and cups at the wrestlers and securtiy, COMPLETE ANARACHY! we exited and left the building as we were driving away we passed the local police , sirens blaring going to the event to break up the riot, that big rob started. from what i understood,after this chaotic mehley, the event was cancelled and ECW wrestling NEVER went back to this venue

thats great bro.



i wish i could have seen that

[Tren Bull]

I never intentially do anything stupid, but i confess to making many ppl laugh at my own expense

i like that story about how you hit a sign saying ski safe...

well, the irony is funny to me, i do not think its funny you hurt yourself

[Doc.Sust]

thats great bro.



i wish i could have seen that

it was classic

[Tren Bull]

it was classic

haha yea. thats probably one of the most extreme stories in this thread. i can only imagine how the people in charge of running the show felt.

haha, they're like, damn these people are crazy, were never coming back here again

[Tren Bull]

btw doc, i just gotta say, its great to have you back. i was really sad when i read that you were gonna stop posting here

[Doc.Sust]

btw doc, i just gotta say, its great to have you back. i was really sad when i read that you were gonna stop posting here

thanks tren , it is comments like yours that made me comeback! i was sad to leave, and i am glad to be here today! i would have missed whoring up the board with you bro!

[Tren Bull]

thanks tren , it is comments like yours that made me comeback! i was sad to leave, and i am glad to be here today! i would have missed whoring up the board with you bro!

im glad you decided to come back man.

haha, i think tonight il go out and celebrate by sawing down some other fools tree with a chainsaw

[Tren Bull]

damn child molestors are gonna feel the wrath now

[perfectbeast2001]

I was a self employed landscape gardener after I left school. Me and my buddy used to do jobs for a letting company and we would generally get stoned and laze about with our tops off in the sun doing as little as possible. I got a call telling me the company had aquired a new property which needed the garden completely stripped and redone as it was an eyesore. We went to the property and I thought that the bad state of the garden had been over exaggerated. I thought the garden looked quite nice but still i would do what the bosses ordered. Me and my pal set about chopping down an ornamental blossom tree then took up the turf. There were lots of shrubs and weeds in the borders and seeing as we didnt have any weedkiller and no money I used the old trick of poring petrol on the borders and lighting it. Unfortunately this caught the fence on fire. Oh well we thought at least the garden was now completely stripped. we sat back for a smoke and I saw my boss arrive over the road and he stood outside a house with a very messy front garden. When he saw us he came over and asked why the hell we hadnt made a start on the garden yet. OH dear we had completely stripped and burnt the wrong garden.