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    Quote Originally Posted by striker93
    With the wind chill, it is below zero! I have lived in this shit all of my life but my woman is freezing to death right now.
    I was in below zero once in Canada....Fvkkin freezing.....
    Couldn't drag me there, unless you had beer....

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    woot. i think i'm gonna go take a nap. i'm getting sleepy. Maybe I should call up Sozey and Hova and see if they wanna get krunked tonight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    woot. i think i'm gonna go take a nap. i'm getting sleepy. Maybe I should call up Sozey and Hova and see if they wanna get krunked tonight?
    LMAFAO....KRUNKER.

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    Well, I just got a call from my ex and she wants to talk . I'll be back. Later, bros!

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    I ate so much today

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    Yoz gotta de Columbian Gold?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    woot. i think i'm gonna go take a nap.

    YES!!! My time to post up

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    dammit why cant it be thanksgiving everyday

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    Take it easy, Striker.

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    B/C everybody would get fat if it were Thanksgiving everyday

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    Janie's got otta gun. Janie's got otta gun.
    Everybody is on the run

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhova16
    YES!!! My time to post up
    Not so fast buddy. I never said I wouldn't bring the laptop with me to bed and whore it up there!

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    Whaat did her daddy doooooo? It's Janie's last IOUuuuuuuu?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    B/C everybody would get fat if it were Thanksgiving everyday

    No way. If it was Thanksgiving was every day, I would be a fukin monster especially juiced up! You know how many calories I would be gettin a day. It would be easily getting 5000 ED I guarantee it.

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    Chest, your whoring skills are unmatched even by the Gung Fu mAsters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    No way. If it was Thanksgiving was every day, I would be a fukin monster especially juiced up! You know how many calories I would be gettin a day. It would be easily getting 5000 ED I guarantee it.
    I would be a fatarsse

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    Take it easy guys

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    Wow this comment I"m leaving is taking a while, this guy better appreciate it

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    YESS!! holy shit I like picked around and got like all the marshmellows slyly and my dad was like "Who took all the marshmellows??" I quickly ate them after this cuz everyone looked around.
    You did not leave marshmellows for anyone else?
    How could you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Not so fast buddy. I never said I wouldn't bring the laptop with me to bed and whore it up there!

    Dam you!!!!

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    I appreciate it.
    What are we talking abut?

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    I guess..everyone is fat enough as it is...yess yess My whoring skills hope to get me in the Whoring Hall of Fame one day..

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    Is everybody staying in tonight or partying like it's 1999?

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    Hakuna Matata

    Drink up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    You did not leave marshmellows for anyone else?
    How could you?
    If I got caught I planned to say "I have eaten the same thing for 6 weeks now..so back off assholes"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    Take it easy guys
    later cuz. Take it easy with the gold label and mixing of cervezas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Is everybody staying in tonight or partying like it's 1999?
    Just call me the artist formerly known as Keyser Sozey

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    Im trying to get ahold of my ex gf that lives 5 houses down..to get some sex dammit..but shes still doing family stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    Just call me the artist formerly known as Keyser Sozey

    Haha sozey is gettin krizunkeddddddddddddddddddddd. I think I need to also. ::Whips out a busch light in the mini fridge next to the computer::

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    later cuz. Take it easy with the gold label and mixing of cervezas.
    HAhahaha, This is the second time I've drank too much recently.
    Corana anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    Im trying to get ahold of my ex gf that lives 5 houses down..to get some sex dammit..but shes still doing family stuff.
    haha go climb through her window and surprise her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Haha sozey is gettin krizunkeddddddddddddddddddddd. I think I need to also. ::Whips out a busch light in the mini fridge next to the computer::
    Busch lite? C'mon Smak....Get a better brew....

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    If I got caught I planned to say "I have eaten the same thing for 6 weeks now..so back off assholes"
    Hahaha, Greedy mofo.


    Quote Originally Posted by Chest6
    Im trying to get ahold of my ex gf that lives 5 houses down..to get some sex dammit..but shes still doing family stuff.
    That usually causes some unwantyed feelings...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    Busch lite? C'mon Smak....Get a better brew....
    Remember I'm in the midwest. This is Anheuser Busch country.

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    I trhink we're alone now. Doesn't seem to be anyone around.
    I use to like that song

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    We don't sip on coronas by the beach unlike some peepz I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    I trhink we're alone now. Doesn't seem to be anyone around.
    I use to like that song
    Haha Tiffany was tight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Remember I'm in the midwest. This is Anheuser Busch country.
    Never been there. It sounds colder than a mofo


    Head for the Mountains of Busch......Bir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    We don't sip on coronas by the beach unlike some peepz I know.
    Low blow, Mister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Haha Tiffany was tight.
    Smak, that new avvy is just as tight.


    Excuse me, I have to get another bir...
    Wooot!

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