couples having sex

**djm277** · 03-04-2007, 12:01 PM

have you ever heard a couple having sex? Was it a turn on or a turn off?

I live an apt complex and having woken up on more than one occassion to my neighbor's headboard banging against the wall. Seems like this guy has a different girl every week. Have to say sometimes it a turn on hearing the girl when she gets going.

**StoneGRMI** · 03-04-2007, 12:03 PM

Welcome to the board!

**MFT81** · 03-04-2007, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by djm277

have you ever heard a couple having sex? Was it a turn on or a turn off?

I live an apt complex and having woken up on more than one occassion to my dad's headboard banging against the wall. Seems like this guy has a different girl every week. Have to say sometimes it a turn on hearing my mom when she gets going.

sorry couldnt resist, just bustin your balls.

You should try to bang whoever you bang on the same night, get a little freindly comp. goin.

**Snrf** · 03-04-2007, 12:11 PM

I live with a gay dude, have done for 3 months. The other night he brought home another guy and I could hear them, two 200lb guys make quite a lot of noise (not moaning, just shaking/squeaking of bed)

Wasn't a turnon.

**aadrenaline** · 03-04-2007, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

I live with a gay dude, have done for 3 months. The other night he brought home another guy and I could hear them, two 200lb guys make quite a lot of noise (not moaning, just shaking/squeaking of bed)

Wasn't a turnon.

hahaha oh god.

**S.P.G** · 03-04-2007, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by MFT81

sorry couldnt resist, just bustin your balls.

You should try to bang whoever you bang on the same night, get a little freindly comp. goin.

lmfao

**cj1capp** · 03-04-2007, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

I live with a gay dude, have done for 3 months. The other night he brought home another guy and I could hear them, two 200lb guys make quite a lot of noise (not moaning, just shaking/squeaking of bed)

Wasn't a turnon.

a long time ago before i had kids i had gay room mate/ best friend and he would be with a different guy maybe 3 out of 7 nights a week.
I always knew when he was having sex as he liked to get himself and date oiled up with baby oil and then wrestle for who ever was on TOP. First i could always smell the baby oil and second i could hear them not having sex but fighting/ wrestling hard for the top position. let me say to this day i cant smell baby oil with out thing about my friend ken. and no it didnt turn me on but it did turn on my girl friend , she always wanted to see the two of them go at it.

thank god my friend and i live in California .

**NightTrain** · 03-04-2007, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

I live with a gay dude, have done for 3 months. The other night he brought home another guy and I could hear them, two 200lb guys make quite a lot of noise (not moaning, just shaking/squeaking of bed)

it Was a huge turnon.

**Johny-too-small** · 03-04-2007, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

I live with a gay dude, have done for 3 months. The other night he brought home another guy and I could hear them, two 200lb guys make quite a lot of noise (not moaning, just shaking/squeaking of bed)

Wasn't a turnon.

haha.

I read a news clip a while ago about two gay guys having sex.

The neighbors called the cops thinking that what they saw was a fight. When the police arrived they found the two guys naked on the floor. They were arrested for sodomy, which was a crime in that state (PA?). Charges were later dropped.

**cj1capp** · 03-04-2007, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by Johny-too-small

haha.

I read a news clip a while ago about two gay guys having sex.

The neighbors called the cops thinking that what they saw was a fight. When the police arrived they found the two guys naked on the floor. They were arrested for sodomy, which was a crime in that state (PA?). Charges were later dropped.

thats wrong i bet those cops have annal sex with their wives or boyfriends. no one should have the right to say who or how i fack a consenting adult in my own bedroom.

**Johny-too-small** · 03-04-2007, 12:56 PM

^^agreed.

**cj1capp** · 03-04-2007, 12:57 PM

[QUOTE=cj1capp]a long time ago before i had kids i had gay room mate/ best friend and he would be with a different guy maybe 3 out of 7 nights a week.
I always knew when he was having sex as he liked to get himself and date oiled up with baby oil and then wrestle for who ever was on TOP. First i could always smell the baby oil and second i could hear them not having sex but fighting/ wrestling hard for the top position. let me say to this day i cant smell baby oil with out thing about my friend ken. and no it didnt turn me on but it did turn on my girl friend , she always wanted to see the two of them go at it.

thank god my friend and i live in California .

**cj1capp** · 03-04-2007, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Johny-too-small

^^agreed.

cool and i love your location.

**Panzerfaust** · 03-04-2007, 01:56 PM

Hearing a woman getting banged = turn on!

Lets just thank god that we cannot see them becasue she could be 300lbs.

The trick is to put your ear to the wall where you can hear and then jerk off. That is how you do it.

**whynot960** · 03-04-2007, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by djm277

have you ever heard a couple having sex? Was it a turn on or a turn off?

I live an apt complex and having woken up on more than one occassion to my neighbor's headboard banging against the wall. Seems like this guy has a different girl every week. Have to say sometimes it a turn on hearing the girl when she gets going.

Sorry neighbor I will try to keep it down, hehe

**Mike Dura** · 03-04-2007, 03:28 PM

It can be a turn on but not always. I remember in my college dorm I heard a couple going at it next unit over and I was bored. I remember getting the impression the girl was faking it - putting on a performance of sorts.

Originally Posted by djm277

have you ever heard a couple having sex? Was it a turn on or a turn off?

I live an apt complex and having woken up on more than one occassion to my neighbor's headboard banging against the wall. Seems like this guy has a different girl every week. Have to say sometimes it a turn on hearing the girl when she gets going.

**Prada** · 03-04-2007, 03:42 PM

I wouldnt mind hearing two lesbians, or more, going at it... albiet it would drive me insane if I couldnt join in.

**duramaxedge** · 03-04-2007, 08:20 PM

the whole gay comment was wrong haha

**Tambit24** · 03-04-2007, 09:58 PM

I can't imagine two girls being that loud.

**Carlos_E** · 03-04-2007, 11:33 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

I live with a gay dude, have done for 3 months. The other night he brought home another guy and I could hear them, two 200lb guys make quite a lot of noise (not moaning, just shaking/squeaking of bed)

Wasn't a turnon.

I have 3 roommates, all straight. They never complain. But then they're all tiny and afraid of me. I make them clean the apartment and wash my dishes.

**Snrf** · 03-05-2007, 05:36 AM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I have 3 roommates, all straight. They never complain. But then they're all tiny and afraid of me. I make them clean the apartment and wash my dishes.

lol, mine do the same thing. one of them is 120lbs, he looks like he's dying of something, they never even ask me for my share of the bills either

**Carlos_E** · 03-05-2007, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

lol, mine do the same thing. one of them is 120lbs, he looks like he's dying of something, they never even ask me for my share of the bills either

All of my roommates are nerdy types. 1 college professor and the other teaches music, the third guy loses his job so often I'm not sure what he's doing now.

Some of the bills are in my name and the one roommate who loses his job all of the time is a dirty lazy SOB. So I have to treat him like a child and harass him for bill money. He tells me all of the time he is broke and doesn't have it. He LOVES to watch TV so when he doesn't give me his share of the cable bill we hide the cable card so he can't watch TV.

The next day he all of a sudden has the money.

**spywizard** · 03-05-2007, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I have 3 roommates, all straight. They never complain. But then they're all tiny and afraid of me. I make them clean the apartment and wash my dishes.

and this pic is in the house.... we have a petition to get it removed..

**ginkobulloba** · 03-05-2007, 11:14 AM

I'm pretty sure my neighbors think I'm a sex addict or something. My girl is loud and if things are going good we are having sex at least twice a day and I know they can hear it. Tomorrow my girl wants me to make some noise from the bedroom while she stands outside, a little experiment she's got in mind. Personally I don't care what the neighbors think.
One day I jacked my girl in the face on accident and she got in her car, rolled down the window and as loud as she could screamed something about me being some fvcking American asshole who hits girls in the face.
Yeah, my neighbors love me.

**Carlos_E** · 03-05-2007, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

and this pic is in the house.... we have a petition to get it removed..

**Schmidty** · 03-05-2007, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by djm277

have you ever heard man sex? Was it a turn on or a turn off?

I live an apt complex and having woken up on more than one occassion to my neighbor's headboard banging against the wall. Seems like this guy has a different dude every week. Have to say sometimes its a turn on hearing the guy when he gets going.

**Schmidty** · 03-05-2007, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by MFT81

sorry couldnt resist, just bustin your balls.

You should try to bang whoever you bang on the same night, get a little freindly comp. goin.

I just did almost the same thing except he was banging guys.lol

**firmechicano831** · 03-05-2007, 05:37 PM

I've never heard anything like that but Id sure love to hear two lesbians go at it.

**BOOST** · 03-05-2007, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

I live with a gay dude, have done for 3 months. The other night he brought home another guy and I could hear them, two 200lb guys make quite a lot of noise (not moaning, just shaking/squeaking of bed)

Wasn't a turnon.

Did it smell like open ass

**Jacky_Zebsten** · 03-06-2007, 12:04 AM

i have no reply

**auslifta** · 03-06-2007, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I have 3 roommates, all straight. They never complain. But then they're all tiny and afraid of me. I make them clean the apartment and wash my dishes.

look carlos has three bitches at his demand, every gay mans fantacy?