'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

lol

no your not!

im here

[Dukkit]

lean beef and oats time

[Ernst]

I have to call and get $ today or I can't make my car payment, rent, etc.

[Dukkit]

I have to call and get $ today or I can't make my car payment, rent, etc.

get money from where?

parents?

[Dukkit]

i just mailed out $150 bucks for fines today

[Dukkit]

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[Ernst]

From my financial advisor.

[Dukkit]

From my financial advisor.

oh, you mean your pimp?

[Dukkit]

i feel like cancelling plans with mom chick tonight and tomorrow and just reading at the bookstore with a flask of whiskey handy

i dont wanna be around anyone this weekend

[Ernst]

Pimp, whore, financial advisor, judge, lawyer... whatever. They all take your money and fcuk you.

[Ernst]

i feel like cancelling plans with mom chick tonight and tomorrow and just reading at the bookstore with a flask of whiskey handy

i dont wanna be around anyone this weekend

What's up with you and the drowning of sorrows in alcohol all of the sudden?

[Dukkit]

What's up with you and the drowning of sorrows in alcohol all of the sudden?

ive been out of the gym for the week

when that happens... i dont know what do with myself

i resort back to my original addiction... drinking

[Dukkit]

and i cant have sex for another week or so till my UTI goes away

so im really really bored! lol

no gym, no sex, just reading and drinking

[Ernst]

Too bad I'm not a minority. They get student grants.

[Dukkit]

Too bad I'm not a minority. They get student grants.

make up some shit

tell em your a native american

lol

some places will even give felons grants cuz they are a minority

lol

[Ernst]

ive been out of the gym for the week

when that happens... i dont know what do with myself

i resort back to my original addiction... drinking

And drinking leads to...

yep.

Been there.

Don't. You know better.

[Dukkit]

And drinking leads to...

yep.

Been there.

Don't. You know better.

for me... drinking leads to sleeping

i drink alone

so that it doesnt lead to anything

i get tired after 3 drinks and end up falling asleep after 5

lol

[Ernst]

make up some shit

tell em your a native american

lol

some places will even give felons grants cuz they are a minority

lol

Even my name screams "white kid". I'm also not a convicted felon.

[Dukkit]

Even my name screams "white kid". I'm also not a convicted felon.

bummer

lol

[Ernst]

I'll change my name legally to Malcolm X King Jr. Let it rain government $$$.

[Dukkit]

I'll change my name legally to Malcolm X King Jr. Let it rain government $$$.

im gonna change mine to "dances with wolves"

cash money fool!!!

[Ernst]

I appreciate the concept behind student grants, but why does someone who has not worked as hard as I have deserve a free education while mine costs me a fortune? Fcuked up.

[Dukkit]

I appreciate the concept behind student grants, but why does someone who has not worked as hard as I have deserve a free education while mine costs me a fortune? Fcuked up.

are you left handed? you can get grants for being left handed

if your not... you better start practicing

[Dukkit]

maybe ill look into going back to school....

next year

[Ernst]

I think after jerking it with the right for a couple decades or so that ruse would be pretty transparent.

[Dukkit]

I think after jerking it with the right for a couple decades or so that ruse would be pretty transparent.

haha

ive always switched between hands while takin care of myself

[Ernst]

I'm hoping education will offer me a nice salary without breaking my back or dealing with a plethora of brain damaged assholes.

[Dukkit]

i gotta start running

i feel so lethargic and out of breath lately

[Dukkit]

I'm hoping education will offer me a nice salary without breaking my back or dealing with a plethora of brain damaged assholes.

i need that

[Ernst]

maybe ill look into going back to school....

next year

Do it.

[Dukkit]

Do it.

i wanna pay all my fines off first

[Ernst]

What would you want to study? Do you know?

[Dukkit]

What would you want to study? Do you know?

probation officer

i think since ive been on probation for 4 years and have 3 more to go...

and ive been through like 10 officers...

id make a great probation officer

id HELP the ppl stay out of jail

instead of looking for reasons to lock them up like some PO's do

[Dukkit]

or gym teacher

that would be fun

minus the fact i have violent and drug felonies

lol.. so that wont work

[Ernst]

PO's are held to pretty much the standards of cops, to wit: you can be a braindead ass as long as you've never smoked dope.

[Dukkit]

PO's are held to pretty much the standards of cops, to wit: you can be a braindead ass as long as you've never smoked dope.

i dont smoke dope

guess im good to go

lol

[Voland]

con you say the word triceps???
Since i left all supplements (not tthat i took many, just whey and Bcaa or glutamine) and started eating cleaner and adding some cardio i'm growing like weeeed. I just tried last summers polos and my arms feel like y was wearing a belts strangulating them LOL.

[Ernst]

On the off chance I would even consider law enforcement I guess something like Homeland Security would be better. Who wants to deal with the trash you see on Cops?

[Dukkit]

On the off chance I would even consider law enforcement I guess something like Homeland Security would be better. Who wants to deal with the trash you see on Cops?

probation officer isnt law enforcement

they cant physically lock someone up here

they have to call the cops to do it

[Dukkit]

con you say the word triceps???
Since i left all supplements (not tthat i took many, just whey and Bcaa or glutamine) and started eating cleaner and adding some cardio i'm growing like weeeed. I just tried last summers polos and my arms feel like y was wearing a belts strangulating them LOL.

good shit buddy!