'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RuhlFreak55]

ima look like that in july

[10nispro]

i'm a viking....not a mongol

either way, you are a whore..

[oneshot]

ima look like that in a couple weeks

[Kratos]

i would move to mars for this gym.....it's ok i understand you can't possible fathom what metroflex is like

sweaty dudes walking around and lifting weight
I can picture it pretty well

[RuhlFreak55]

ima look like that in july, hopefully bigger tho

[Dukkit]

good morning, you whore mongruls

my southern friend

sup

[Dukkit]

Don't make me laugh right now, i'm in a serious mood.It's a gym with ass crack sweat everywhere. It's a tool to get the job done.

dun dun dun!!!

[RuhlFreak55]

sweaty dudes walking around and lifting weight
I can picture it pretty well

jen cook works out there everyday as well buddy....look her up

[Dukkit]

ima look like that in july, hopefully bigger tho

im never gonna look like that

and im cool with that

[Voland]

i would move to mars for this gym.....it's ok i understand you can't possible fathom what metroflex is like

its fukking cheap. I am being ripped off (and i am going to one of the cheapest and crapiest gyms of the city)

[RuhlFreak55]

damnit....i must be really horny....been thinkin bout ****ing every girl that walks by pretty much.....and when i was on the stairmaster this morning.....woooo the shit i can come up with in my head to do to girls

[Dukkit]

poppin 1200mg of ibuprofin

hookin up the TENS machine to my back

and wrapping it tight with an ace bandage.

and hittin the gym tonight

fukk this no gym shit

fukk this no sex shit

i need something

i drank a bottle of wine alone last night

lol

[10nispro]

my southern friend

sup

Taking it easy....rained earlier so I have to wait for courts to dry.

[Kratos]

I would be laughed off the court if I wore Kratos attire.

geez, I didn't say I played tennis in a suit
It makes it even more expensive cause I still gotta have my casual clothes, business casual clothes, golf clothes, and sporty clothes, riding gear for my bike, ski gear, motorcycle protective gear. It just adds a really expensive element to the wardrobe in addition to everything else.

[RuhlFreak55]

there's jen....she's so nice in person

[Kratos]

poppin 1200mg of ibuprofin

hookin up the TENS machine to my back

and wrapping it tight with an ace bandage.

and hittin the gym tonight

fukk this no gym shit

fukk this no sex shit

i need something

i drank a bottle of wine alone last night

lol

Make sure you eat something with all that ibu, that's enough to give you a tummy ache.

[Kratos]

there's jen....she's so nice in person

yeah, she may be nice and eye candy is a good thing but she wouldn't touch you with a pvssy she found by the side of the road.

[oneshot]

damnit....i must be really horny....been thinkin bout ****ing every girl that walks by pretty much.....and when i was on the stairmaster this morning.....woooo the shit i can come up with in my head to do to girls

i banged my neighbor again last night! does that make ya feel better?

[RuhlFreak55]

yeah, she may be nice and eye candy is a good thing but she wouldn't touch you with a pvssy she found by the side of the road.

for one how do you figure that? for two that's ok she's married....for three my eventual wife will be much like her....figure/fitness competitor and amazing

[Voland]

yeah, she may be nice and eye candy is a good thing but she wouldn't touch you with a pvssy she found by the side of the road.

she will touch me instead

[RuhlFreak55]

i banged my neighbor again last night! does that make ya feel better?

no it makes me feel that i need to grab one of these girls and go get the handicapped stall in the bathroom and have some fun

[Kratos]

for one how do you figure that? for two that's ok she's married....for three my eventual wife will be much like her....figure/fitness competitor and amazing

what's her husband like? I'm guessing he's cool and good looking and outgoing. How you gonna get a girl like that?

[RuhlFreak55]

what's her husband like? I'm guessing he's cool and good looking and outgoing. How you gonna get a girl like that?

he's a 350 pound Samoan powerlifter that could break your lanky ass in half

[Kratos]

damnit....i must be really horny....been thinkin bout ****ing every girl that walks by pretty much.....and when i was on the stairmaster this morning.....woooo the shit i can come up with in my head to do to girls

you're a masturbation aholic
kinda like a sex aholic but scared of girls

[RuhlFreak55]

you're a masturbation aholic
kinda like a sex aholic but scared of girls

that reminds me....this morning i saw katie driving....and got butterflies and shakiness just from that

[Dukkit]

Make sure you eat something with all that ibu, that's enough to give you a tummy ache.

always

thanks for caring about my tummy

lol

[Dukkit]

ive been tannin alot the last 3 weeks and im dark as shit

i mean like shit brown

lol

everyone is commenting on it

[10nispro]

geez, I didn't say I played tennis in a suit
It makes it even more expensive cause I still gotta have my casual clothes, business casual clothes, golf clothes, and sporty clothes, riding gear for my bike, ski gear, motorcycle protective gear. It just adds a really expensive element to the wardrobe in addition to everything else.

wasn't implying that tennis should be played in a suit, but you may be onto something. Different material, shortened sleeves and pants. Kratos is a genius.

[Voland]

what's her husband like? I'm guessing he's cool and good looking and outgoing. How you gonna get a girl like that?

i've seen girl like that having broke, ugly, ex-cons for bf and loving it. The only difference is the girl wasn't famous. At least i didn't knew her.

[10nispro]

ive been tannin alot the last 3 weeks and im dark as shit

i mean like shit brown

lol

everyone is commenting on it

can't wait to see the marks, I mean remarks, for that comment.

[RuhlFreak55]

ive been tannin alot the last 3 weeks and im dark as shit

i mean like shit brown

lol

everyone is commenting on it

takes months for me to get that dark

[RuhlFreak55]

I actually don't think Randy fits in Jen's car since she drives a mini coopers lol

[Voland]

ive been tannin alot the last 3 weeks and im dark as shit

i mean like shit brown

lol

everyone is commenting on it

[Dukkit]

takes months for me to get that dark

the native american in me helps get me dark without burning

[Dukkit]

pretty much Voland!!

hahahaha

[10nispro]

Who's breast's are bigger with the couple in background?

[Dukkit]

Who's breast's are bigger with the couple in background?

id say the man has C's. the woman has D's

[10nispro]

the native american in me helps get me dark without burning

Who is in you, right now?

[10nispro]

I am hungry enough to eat the ass out of a water buffalo right now!!!!!

[10nispro]

id say the man has C's. the woman has D's

And that would be reversed with the stomach's.