'Official Postwhore Thread'

[scibble]

If you leave out the fcuking part then my male friends are "ideal LTR material". The love ain't there scibbles.

yeah, luv gotta be there. i cave.. hehee

if worse comes to worse, at least you can go to your male friends for LTR


no, but when are you gonna "get outta this place?"
i spose when you go to university...well that wont be long

[Ernst]

its weird coming out of eight years imposed lock down.

and then being shot up with 10x the amount of test in a normal man!

[Kratos]

the dude is almost 30 you know...creepy old guy LOL

damn man, I'm not hitting on them or anything
like you don't check out all the 16 year old hotties about to get their licence whenever you have to go to the DMV to get your licence renewed or something.

[scibble]

you realize what you've done?

you have summoned mighty thor ...[sigh]

that means his earthly minion will pop in here any minute now [double sigh]

[Ernst]

yeah, luv gotta be there. i cave.. hehee

if worse comes to worse, at least you can go to your male friends for LTR


no, but when are you gonna "get outta this place?"
i spose when you go to university...well that wont be long

Summer if all goes as planned. Although I'm going to take a little vacation or two here soon. I've got some $ on the way.

[Voland]

damn man, I'm not hitting on them or anything
like you don't check out all the 16 year old hotties about to get their licence whenever you have to go to the DMV to get your licence renewed or something.

I don't just "check them out" I hit on them if i have a plausible chance. Remember, here +13=legal. Unforntunately 16 yrs old girl are even more retarded than girls on their 20s, which is a big turn off.

[Voland]

you realize what you've done?

you have summoned mighty thor ...[sigh]

that means his earthly minion will pop in here any minute now [double sigh]

yes!!! We await you, Thor, we are sicked to fight in the final battle!!!
BRING IT ON!

[Kratos]

I don't just "check them out" I hit on them if i have a plausible chance. Remember, here +13=legal. Unforntunately 16 yrs old girl are even more retarded than girls on their 20s, which is a big turn off.

I got a secret for ya, that young juicy ass looks just as good when you're 29 as it did when you were 18. Nature says yes, society says no. I just want a peek once in awhile so I have an image in my mind whenever I bang a chick my own age.

[Voland]

I got a secret for ya, that young juicy ass looks just as good when you're 29 as it did when you were 18. Nature says yes, society says no. I just want a peek once in awhile so I have an image in my mind whenever I bang a chick my own age.

Thats flattering for the chick! You're a gent.

[scibble]

funny, when the girl speaks during sex and you will say

damit, i lost the image!! give me a sec, ....OK go...

LOL

[Ernst]

I got a secret for ya, that young juicy ass looks just as good when you're 29 as it did when you were 18. Nature says yes, society says no. I just want a peek once in awhile so I have an image in my mind whenever I bang a chick my own age.

Why don't you pick up on younger (legal) girls then?

[scibble]

rreeeeed

[Kratos]

Why don't you pick up on younger (legal) girls then?

I was with a 19 year old chick for a few months this year. It's like dating someone who's brain dead. The sex was great tho and she loved to fvck.

[Kratos]

time to go do dirty work

[scibble]

dam double post, frikkin google

[Ernst]

I was with a 19 year old chick for a few months this year. It's like dating someone who's brain dead. The sex was great tho and she loved to fvck.

Yes, the youngins tend to lack the maturity and brains I too now expect.

I was all pleased with this girl in my math class until she opened her mouth. To her friend: "Omigod, like what are we gonna do tonight? Justin's having a keg at his parent's!"

[scibble]

going clubbing again tonight.

hopefully bro doesnt flake again

[scibble]

"Omigod, like what are we gonna do tonight? Justin's having a keg at his parent's!"

sometimes it's better to be deaf

[Ernst]

going clubbing again tonight.

hopefully bro doesnt flake again

Need a wingman there scibble? I'll fly out right away.

[scibble]

right, i'm expecting you then this evening

LOL

[Voland]

Yes, the youngins tend to lack the maturity and brains I too now expect.

I was all pleased with this girl in my math class until she opened her mouth. To her friend: "Omigod, like what are we gonna do tonight? Justin's having a keg at his parent's!"

what is a keg? LOL Who is Justin? some popular idiot?

[Ernst]

I should pick up girls outside of the the sign language courses. Maybe I'll get lucky and one cutie can't talk.

[scibble]

what is a keg? LOL Who is Justin? some popular idiot?

keg = barrel

cept now they all make of steel or alum or s/th

you buy a keg of beer for a big party at your home. it's what the bars use for draught beer

[Ernst]

what is a keg? LOL Who is Justin? some popular idiot?

keg= like a metal barrel of beer

Justin= some douchebag who lives with his parents I guess? I don't know.

[scibble]

what is a keg? LOL Who is Justin? some popular idiot?

dont know but apparently, Justin's parents are idiots

[Reed]

I love vagina. It taste so gooooooooooodddddd makes me wanna spend it all on it

[scibble]

reed is hormone-blasted beyond recognition as his former self

lol

"spend the lasto,

in your pocko"

[Ernst]

There aren't really "popular people" like high school or something. Besides, it's pretty moot. I fit in well with most everyone.

Back when I was in high school I was a "stoner".

[Reed]

I thought I was popular in school. na I was just me and could fit in and liked everyone. Not one of those people that only hang out with certain people. Whether it be preps, stoners, punk rockers etc.

[scibble]

i was in the dweeb group LOL

[Voland]

There aren't really "popular people" like high school or something. Besides, it's pretty moot. I fit in well with most everyone.

Back when I was in high school I was a "stoner".

I've always been the alien/uprooted/poor guy(economically)/arrogant skinhead...all stupid propaganda. except being poor LOL

[Ernst]

Yeah, I never got my ass kicked. I had been a decent athlete previous to my discovery of getting high. I actually spent most of my time off-campus doing drvgs, chasing girls, etc.

[Reed]

My high school pic


Then I found my sexy and the girls rush me without the TAG spray on......

[Reed]

And here I am today....

[scibble]

no way Reed, that's Harry Potter, you cant fool me!!!

[scibble]

And here I am today....

thought that was HP ....

ahahaha

[Reed]

Guess me and HP would mate well then

[Voland]

Some music sample of some guys i know. Don't bother understanding what they say, its Catalan. Its cheesy, but they are good guys but soft lol.

[Ernst]

i was in the dweeb group LOL

Now you get to show up at the reunion jacked, with a younger wife, and an MD.

[Reed]

Ok children Daddy Reed is going to grab some grub then off to pound them horse legs.....

You all play nice or its time out

As usual its been a pleasure