'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RuhlFreak55]

hmmm....that was actually not bad nor melodramatic and

not a bad post at all

lol you approve?

[scibble]

why yes... scibble stamp of approval

inspected detected and accepted

hope it goes well and takes you where you want to go

[IM708]

Ahhh excellent workout tonight. Superset of chest/back followed by 15 mins of high intensity cardio.

[Chode Logan]

I can't do chest and back together anymore.

[IM708]

Why not?

[RuhlFreak55]

i would be in the gym way too long if i did....

[IM708]

how long is too long?

[Reed]

whores you are all banned...

[KatsMeow]

reed, you're banned

[Reed]

[Ernst]

Last shot was today.

It helps to look forward to the next.

Got a few grand coming my way.

[Ernst]

Bought roomie a big bouquet of flowers, some gourmet chocolates, and a cute doggy Valentines card. I'll drop them at her work tomorrow morning so she can have them out all day to show off. I should clean the house up or something too.

[scibble]

hahahahaha work it , work it !

[Ernst]

And what are you doing for the wifey, scibble?

[gst528i]

what up bitches.. so i got slapped by three gurls and a drink thrown at me ....lol .. me and the guy were out tonight wanting to get in trouble, so we played a game.
Any one of us who got slapped, kicked, insulted by the gurl we were trying to get would get a drink. went up to the girl and said . HI my name is .... after she replied with her name, i said " well now that we are on a first name bases, how about a ****"....
Now my left cheek is red and my shirts smells of some gurly drink lol ...

[scibble]

And what are you doing for the wifey, scibble?

dunno, some usual v-day bulsh1t hahhahaha

she very low maintenance. as long as I feed her she's happy.

right now i think i'll bring her to bed and fondle her boobies

you saw i posted her pic on my profie ?

[scibble]

Bought roomie a big bouquet of flowers, some gourmet chocolates, and a cute doggy Valentines card. I'll drop them at her work tomorrow morning so she can have them out all day to show off. I should clean the house up or something too.

for someone whose roomate is not his gf, that sure dam like having a gf.

i think you guys are in denial, just admit "relationship in progress" and get it over with LOLZ

[scibble]

what up bitches.. so i got slapped by three gurls and a drink thrown at me ....lol .. me and the guy were out tonight wanting to get in trouble, so we played a game.
Any one of us who got slapped, kicked, insulted by the gurl we were trying to get would get a drink. went up to the girl and said . HI my name is .... after she replied with her name, i said " well now that we are on a first name bases, how about a ****"....
Now my left cheek is red and my shirts smells of some gurly drink lol ...

you were right! you got your drink! hahhahaha

[gst528i]

you were right! you got your drink! hahhahaha

Yea .. funny thing is one of the gurl came back later and asked why am i such an asshole.
So after the guys bought me my drink, i explained to her... Turns out she goes to my school and got her number ..lol
so win win

[Ernst]

for someone whose roomate is not his gf, that sure dam like having a gf.

i think you guys are in denial, just admit "relationship in progress" and get it over with LOLZ

Naughty scibble!

I'm just trying to be nice. She does clean the house and screw my brains out.

BUT, I want the girl who makes my heart leap into my throat when I see her. If I dated all the girls that made my dick salute I'd be more of a man-whore than dukkit! Hell, maybe I'll do that next.

[RuhlFreak55]

Naughty scibble!

I'm just trying to be nice. She does clean the house and screw my brains out.

BUT, I want the girl who makes my heart leap into my throat when I see her. If I dated all the girls that made my dick salute I'd be more of a man-whore than dukkit! Hell, maybe I'll do that next.

that's what i want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but the one girl that does this too me on a regular basis i can't have

[Kratos]

I gotta take some bulky waste to the dump today...not looking forward to it.

[Reed]

They say Reed I love you and I say I love me too...... I'm a dog, to hell with a relationship, I feel like if I make a commitment I'm wasting shit

[Ernst]

I'm gnawing on the bars of my cage...

Stir Crazy!

[Reed]

You locked down Ernst?

[Ernst]

Self imposed... I don't go out much and it's getting to me.

[Kratos]

I got my baby brother to help me with this bulky waste, he's totally useless tho. I got all this constrution waste to get to the dump and he's just going to look at me while I load the truck I'm sure.

[Kratos]

Self imposed... I don't go out much and it's getting to me.

try taking a shower, then at least you'd have the option you smelly bastard

[Ernst]

With his popped collar polo tucked partly into his dockers...

[Kratos]

go to the mall ernest, sit in the food court and stare at youngins. I do that frequently.

[Voland]

hey¡¡¡

[Ernst]

go to the mall ernest, sit in the food court and stare at youngins. I do that frequently.

You're a dirty old man, Kratos.

[RuhlFreak55]

go to the mall ernest, sit in the food court and stare at youngins. I do that frequently.

that's pretttty sick

[scibble]

BUT, I want the girl who makes my heart leap into my throat when I see her. If I dated all the girls that made my dick salute I'd be more of a man-whore than dukkit! Hell, maybe I'll do that next.

I know what you sayin but ht into throat does not make the best ltr.

seriously, what you have going with your roommate is ideal LTR material

hard to find a girl like that whom you can fk and cooperate with in care of the apartment. sounds like there is mutual respect there.

but, i guess "a man's gotta do who a man's gotta do" -- (c) Scibble 2009

[Voland]

that's pretttty sick

the dude is almost 30 you know...creepy old guy LOL

[scibble]

its weird coming out of eight years imposed lock down.

i'm noticing cute girls everywhere. Target, bookstore, mall, Wal-mart.....

[scibble]

i will be 43 soon.

Kratos OK, I'm the real creepy dude hehehehe

[Ernst]

I know what you sayin but ht into throat does not make the best ltr.

seriously, what you have going with your roommate is ideal LTR material

hard to find a girl like that whom you can fk and cooperate with in care of the apartment. sounds like there is mutual respect there.

but, i guess "a man's gotta do who a man's gotta do" -- (c) Scibble 2009

If you leave out the fcuking part then my male friends are "ideal LTR material". The love ain't there scibbles. We live in a very small town with no dating pool aside from the people you went to high school with (yes, I actually did go to high school with roomie, and her best friend was mine too). It's a matter of convenience.

[Voland]

[Kratos]

You're a dirty old man, Kratos.

One of the guys I ride bike with is a dirty old man. He's training me to be a dirty old man and got me started on the food court thing. Now I luvz me lookin at some 17 year old mall rats.