'Official Postwhore Thread'

**IM708** · 03-15-2009, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

i would get the morning after pill and dissolve it in some fruit juice for her when she woke up

No taking a knife to her uturus? That sounds like more fun.

**IM708** · 03-15-2009, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

You should ask dsm that.

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 02:51 PM

I'd take a dump or a crap on her face

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

You should ask dsm that.

why would he know

**IM708** · 03-15-2009, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I'd take a dump or a crap on her face

Whats the difference between taking a dump and take a crap?

why would he know

He claims he knows everything which is why he has his own thread. I had 250 questions for him and answered all fo them

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

Whats the difference between taking a dump and take a crap?

you never know which one is gonna come out, and it's more insulting if you do both

**IM708** · 03-15-2009, 02:57 PM

I do beleive infants enjoy infancy just as much as adults enjoy adultery.

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

I do beleive infants enjoy infancy just as much as adults enjoy adultery.

boys who touch buttholes can't commit adultery, but I submitted to DSM anyway

**peachfuzz** · 03-15-2009, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

What would you do if that actually happened to you where you wern't able to pull out before you blew your load?

punch her in the stomach

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-15-2009, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

right

Originally Posted by Kratos

I can't imagine what the point is of doing 8-10 sets at 405 besides efficently beating up your knee

you are aware i went to the doctor right fruitloop???? she's the one that said that....

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-15-2009, 03:29 PM

Kratos.....a Yaris parked next to me at wally world and i'm quite sure of two things:

1. 3 of the death traps can fit in a single parking space

2. I could lift up either end of the vehicle as long as there is some piece of metal on the vehicle to grab

**gst528i** · 03-15-2009, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55;4500***

Kratos.....a Yaris parked next to me at wally world and i'm quite sure of two things:

1. 3 of the death traps can fit in a single parking space

2. I could lift up either end of the vehicle as long as there is some piece of metal on the vehicle to grab

I hate those little cars. I swear i want to just bump one with my car, sadly im sure it will fly higher than hitting someone on a bike...

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-15-2009, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by gst528i

I hate those little cars. I swear i want to just bump one with my car, sadly im sure it will fly higher than hitting someone on a bike...

well sorry but the main issue i have with them is there is not a CHANCE in hell that they're safe.....if you got hit at a goodly speed by essentially anything other than another Yaris there's no doubt you'd be dead in my mind

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

No taking a knife to her uturus? That sounds like more fun.

i don't go to jail for my idea though, but you're right, it would be more fun and i could probably get dissection hours for it on a med school application

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 05:51 PM

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

**Ernst** · 03-15-2009, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

That site is awesome, isn't it? I read some every day.

**Chode Logan** · 03-15-2009, 06:49 PM

Fuxup

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

That site is awesome, isn't it? I read some every day.

actually i meant post that one on the site, but i posted it here by accident

**swol_je** · 03-15-2009, 07:49 PM

not very much whoring going on today.

**swol_je** · 03-15-2009, 07:49 PM

Whats up.

**Chode Logan** · 03-15-2009, 07:51 PM

Severe lack of whoring

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 07:53 PM

Big, you must be kidding...

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 08:00 PM

Although, I suppose I could talk to myself for awhile...
First my motto:
I've upped my expectations,
So now up yours!

**Chode Logan** · 03-15-2009, 08:03 PM

Who are you, and what are you saying

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 08:05 PM

As S. Freud said:
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

you are aware i went to the doctor right fruitloop???? she's the one that said that....

whatever, you're going to ignore what I say on the issue anyway

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 08:07 PM

I was walking in the forest and a tree fell right in front of me.
I didn't hear a thing...

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55;4500***

Kratos.....a Yaris parked next to me at wally world and i'm quite sure of two things:

1. 3 of the death traps can fit in a single parking space

2. I could lift up either end of the vehicle as long as there is some piece of metal on the vehicle to grab

eh, I don't drive one
I think it's kinda cute when chicks have lame cars.
A girl with a BMW is gtd high $$$ to keep on your dick

**Dizz28** · 03-15-2009, 08:10 PM

You know what the craziest site is... A smart car rippin past you on the highway doing 80mph.....WTF?

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 08:10 PM

Oh I feel so sorry for all of us. We live in paradise, but paradise isn't good enough...Brecht

**Reed** · 03-15-2009, 08:12 PM

what the hell is going on in here

**IM708** · 03-15-2009, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

i don't go to jail for my idea though, but you're right, it would be more fun and i could probably get dissection hours for it on a med school application

See there is a plus side to even the most aweful ideas.

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 08:16 PM

To bump or not to bump, that is the question. Whether to suffer the slings and arrows of other members or to lash out at injustice, aye that is the rub...

**IM708** · 03-15-2009, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

what the hell is going on in here

Tryin to get away from you of course...

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Dizz28

You know what the craziest site is... A smart car rippin past you on the highway doing 80mph.....WTF?

can't imagine those handle well at speed
ruhl's making fun of me cause a girl I'm dating drives an egg

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 08:20 PM

I used to be insane, but we're all better now...

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 08:25 PM

I was driving on the highway when a policeman pulled me over. He said don't you know that the speed limit is 65 miles per hour? I said yes, but I wasn't going to be out that long...

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 08:35 PM

Twas brillig and the slithey toves did gire and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsey were the borogroves, all tomes outgrabe.
Beware the Jaborwocky! my son; my father said to me.
Gee Big, I'm feeling more jaded by the minute. Is this what AR sainthood feels like?

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 08:42 PM

I feel dizzy, my head is spinning. I see a faint light! What could it be?

Due to government cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice