'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 08:52 PM

so tyward, who are you gonna pm when you get 25 posts

**Chode Logan** · 03-15-2009, 09:01 PM

Reeed

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 09:09 PM

Sorry if I stole the thread for a minute, I just find it easier to talk to myself than to other people. I was serving penance for my "newness". but I am almost done. I feel a weight being lifted off my shoulders. I'll be able to walk out into the light of the AR Forums with my head held high, a smile on my face. No longer a second class member, not me! I am a proud (able to PM at will!) member of the AR at last...
and while I know you don't me, I have reading all of your posts for many, many years so I do feel as if I know you.
I wouldn't be here if I didn't think this was the best site in cyberspace. Cheers (Oh, I know I need one more, I'm taking that one from Big..) T

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 09:11 PM

Oh Phate, you are going to have to guess that one...

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by tyward

Oh Phate, you are going to have to guess that one...

or you could just tell me.....

**Reed** · 03-15-2009, 09:24 PM

whoores

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

whoores

i hear the whore call

whats up reed

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by tyward

Twas brillig and the slithey toves did gire and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsey were the borogroves, all tomes outgrabe.
Beware the Jaborwocky! my son; my father said to me.
Gee Big, I'm feeling more jaded by the minute. Is this what AR sainthood feels like?

Jabberwocky, through the looking glass

**jbm** · 03-15-2009, 09:31 PM

Whores it's 11:30 am here!

**IM708** · 03-15-2009, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Jabberwocky, through the looking glass

Best poem ever. Don't have a clue of what it means but that's ok.

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by jbm

Whores it's 11:30 am here!

10:32 here

**IM708** · 03-15-2009, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by jbm

Whores it's 11:30 am here!

time for you to go to bed. Bye

**IM708** · 03-15-2009, 09:35 PM

any1 else been feeling extra whorish recently?

**jbm** · 03-15-2009, 09:37 PM

Can't sleep! gotta post first.

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

any1 else been feeling extra whorish recently?

it's getting toward summer, girls with less clothes=test goes up=phate needs a new bed

**Reed** · 03-15-2009, 09:38 PM

trying to be helpful to peeps... what up phate

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

trying to be helpful to peeps... what up phate

not much, bout to go to the grocery store, i'm starving

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

it's getting toward summer, girls with less clothes=test goes up=phate needs a new bed

I've got pct coming up and not looking forward to my weiner pointing to show me where the ground is.

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I've got pct coming up and not looking forward to my weiner pointing to show me where the ground is.

get some cia or if you really need it, caverject

that's one part of cycling i'm not looking forward to

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 09:47 PM

I did all that to PM Big about my profile that I thought shared more info than I would prefer. It didn't. LOL
Very good on the poem. I'm not sure what it means either, but it sure sounds scary.

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

get some cia or if you really need it, caverject

that's one part of cycling i'm not looking forward to

yeah, I've tried cialis in pct, usually it makes me so hard my weiner hurts
pct, it still won't move, only for a week or so it gets so I don't want to take a girl in the bedroom for fear of limp dick

**IM708** · 03-15-2009, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by tyward

I did all that to PM Big about my profile that I thought shared more info than I would prefer. It didn't. LOL
Very good on the poem. I'm not sure what it means either, but it sure sounds scary.

How does it sound scary? It doesn't make any sense. Theres nothing in interpret from it to give off a scary tone.

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

yeah, I've tried cialis in pct, usually it makes me so hard my weiner hurts
pct, it still won't move, only for a week or so it gets so I don't want to take a girl in the bedroom for fear of limp dick

well that sux, maybe you should switch around your pct

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 09:50 PM

go thing about going off cycle, is I can get back to using my cpap machine
Tren makes sleep so difficult I haven't been able to use it
I wake up over 40 times per hour, so as you can imagine I've been tired all day

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

well that sux, maybe you should switch around your pct

I'm sure I could speed it up with HCG
I'm not a fan though

**IM708** · 03-15-2009, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

go thing about going off cycle, is I can get back to using my cpap machine
Tren makes sleep so difficult I haven't been able to use it
I wake up over 40 times per hour, so as you can imagine I've been tired all day

Ever given melatonin a try? Alteril?

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

go thing about going off cycle, is I can get back to using my cpap machine
Tren makes sleep so difficult I haven't been able to use it
I wake up over 40 times per hour, so as you can imagine I've been tired all day

i understand that one, my dad uses a cpap

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 09:57 PM

It's 9:53 here in Denver. I'll probably go back to LA in a couple of months. They are still watching my foot, (I had a fusion- ten long screws and a steel plate) but it feels OK to me. No pain, Woohoo!

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

Ever given melatonin a try? Alteril?

I fall asleep, but I only get REM sleep for as long as I can hold my breath. I stop breathing when I hit REM, so my sleep is totally fragmented and that causes all kinds of problems.

I did a sleep study and sometimes I hold my breath for a min and a half or more.

**IM708** · 03-15-2009, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I fall asleep, but I only get REM sleep for as long as I can hold my breath. I stop breathing when I hit REM, so my sleep is totally fragmented and that causes all kinds of problems.

I did a sleep study and sometimes I hold my breath for a min and a half or more.

Damn what do you have methadone mixed in with that tren ?

**IM708** · 03-15-2009, 10:03 PM

Does this sleep problem happen all the time or only when using specific steroids ? I can't imagine this is all the time or you'd be dead.

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

Damn what do you have methadone mixed in with that tren?

I have a machine to kinda breathes for me by putting positive pressure on my airway. The mask is kinda bulky though and the air blowing down your nose at a good amount of pressure makes it more difficult to fall asleep. If I try to fall asleep with my CPAP mask on and take tren , I just get pissed off until I take it off.

**IM708** · 03-15-2009, 10:04 PM

^^^ that's pretty nuts

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

Does this sleep problem happen all the time or only when using specific steroids? I can't imagine this is all the time or you'd be dead.

my doc says I've probably had it since early childhood. It was probably the reason I was diagnosed ADD in 2nd grade, cause I wasn't getting propper rest.

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

my doc says I've probably had it since early childhood. It was probably the reason I was diagnosed ADD as a kid, cause I wasn't getting propper rest.

my dad has the same thing and i have it mildly but not bad enough to need a CPAP

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

my dad has the same thing and i have it mildly but not bad enough to need a CPAP

mine is severe, 40 times per hour waking up
how would you feel the next day if someone poked you every min and a half while you were sleeping.

instead of poking though, I'm not breathing and to get air I have to wake up
sometimes I have dreams where I'm drowning

**tyward** · 03-15-2009, 10:09 PM

How does it sound scary? It doesn't make any sense. Theres nothing in interpret from it to give off a scary tone

It's in the sound of the words (ie. "slithey toves")
Don't "slithey toves" sound scary? And remember that the author was writing it to his eleven year old girlfriend, that's a little scary...

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 10:09 PM

if your dad is overweight you should get him to loose a few
it can help if his apnea developed later, for me it wouldn't

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

mine is severe, 40 times per hour waking up
how would you feel the next day if someone poked you every min and a half while you were sleeping.

instead of poking though, I'm not breathing and to get air I have to wake up
sometimes I have dreams where I'm drowning

i would choke a bitch

**Kratos** · 03-15-2009, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by tyward

It's 9:53 here in Denver. I'll probably go back to LA in a couple of months. They are still watching my foot, (I had a fusion- ten long screws and a steel plate) but it feels OK to me. No pain, Woohoo!

hopefully they at least used stainless
I bet they aren't as long as you think
fusion of what to what?