'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Kratos** · 03-14-2009, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

I NEED TO HIT SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

****ers....getting laid all day and shit....wtfwtfwtf throw ruhl a bone@@!!!!!!

you'd like that wouldn't you faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!

**Reed** · 03-14-2009, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

i know its been 5 days.......

i felt weird night at work my ears started to get red, sweaty and i was tingling probably from the test and tren and I justed wanted to fukk anything and everything...... it was just weird

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-14-2009, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

i know its been 5 days.......

i felt weird night at work my ears started to get red, sweaty and i was tingling probably from the test and tren and I justed wanted to fukk anything and everything...... it was just weird

pfft...imagine being me!!!!! i have sex on average thus far in my life like once every 11 years

**Reed** · 03-14-2009, 09:48 PM

but its you ruhl...

thats your life

**Phate** · 03-14-2009, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

pfft...imagine being me!!!!! i have sex on average thus far in my life like once every 11 years

i gave you a number, be happy

**Kratos** · 03-14-2009, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

pfft...imagine being me!!!!! i have sex on average thus far in my life like once every 11 years

and if any girl did to me what you did to that poor girl I'd have a restraining order on her

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-14-2009, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

and if any girl did to me what you did to that poor girl I'd have a restraining order on her

what in the world are you even talking about???? she's in CANADA!!! i can't even stalk her.....

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-14-2009, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

i gave you a number, be happy

uh huh...cuz i'm gonna fall for that...it's prolly a suicide hotline or something

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-14-2009, 09:56 PM

i don' want my life....i want girls attacking me and one laying in my big brass bed

**Phate** · 03-14-2009, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

uh huh...cuz i'm gonna fall for that...it's prolly a suicide hotline or something

would i be that mean? it's actually the rejection hotline, you should listen to it, it's funny

**Kratos** · 03-14-2009, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

what in the world are you even talking about???? she's in CANADA!!! i can't even stalk her.....

have you noticed how I don't like it when bank chick tries to contact me now? Kate didn't appreciate it either.

**Kratos** · 03-14-2009, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

uh huh...cuz i'm gonna fall for that...it's prolly a suicide hotline or something

dude funny story
my buddy gets a girls number in a boston bar (he lives in boston)
it's a local boston number she gives him
when he calls...it's a voicemail "you have just reached the boston rejection hotline, the person who gave you this number in fact did not like you and gave you this number instead of their own"

it was something like that anyway
LMAO

**Phate** · 03-14-2009, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

dude funny story
my buddy gets a girls number in a boston bar (he lives in boston)
it's a local boston number she gives him
when he calls...it's a voicemail "you have just reached the boston rejection hotline, the person who gave you this number in fact did not like you and gave you this number instead of their own"

it was something like that anyway
LMAO

LMAO, thats the number i just gave ruhl, LOLOLOLOLOL

i've actually given it out before sadly

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-14-2009, 10:06 PM

*goes to bed*

**Kratos** · 03-14-2009, 10:07 PM

here's the transcript
looked it up
The person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number. Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor or even both. Maybe you just give off that creepy, overbearing, psycho-stalker vibe. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns."

(!!!!)

"Please do your best to forget about the person who gave you this number, because trust us they've already forgotten about you."

**jbm** · 03-14-2009, 11:59 PM

Good morning fellas!

**Skully44420** · 03-15-2009, 01:28 AM

fukkin jageerrrrr!!!

**Phate** · 03-15-2009, 03:17 AM

phate is a little tipsy, so i'll ttyl later whores

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-15-2009, 03:49 AM

phare!!!!

qwe the # 1 in beer pong!!!!!!

i ****ing frPWD! tignight@!!! dyayywHhHhHhHh

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-15-2009, 03:52 AM

yyyeaahhhh, cget mes ed up, thata how I like itz!!!....can be beartin

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-15-2009, 03:58 AM

god, im ****ing wastedc

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-15-2009, 04:01 AM

biitb lieke kt mattersm icud im en thenlead

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-15-2009, 04:04 AM

yeH POISRWHORECTHKUDE!!

not!

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-15-2009, 04:08 AM

ansqer me god dammit~~~~~ now~!~!!!!#
i htwwd evety1

**Reed** · 03-15-2009, 04:43 AM

damn all you kids being drunk and shit i just woke up to eat might try to catch a few more ZZZZ's

BigSexy what happened to getting on the right path??? Is this how we do it???

**Voland** · 03-15-2009, 04:53 AM

sooo, i came to a solution to understand your measures of liquids and powders.

I have scoops (from protein powders)

How many scoops are in a cup?

For example 1 cup powdered oats = have many scoops?

**Matt** · 03-15-2009, 07:00 AM

boooooo...

***D7M*** · 03-15-2009, 09:48 AM

"you're too commercial, you're a disgrace,

you like to sit around with women,

watching Will and Grace"

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-15-2009, 10:00 AM

I'm kinda worried about prop making me hold water in the comp.....i know i've read before that it can be counteracted with letro but i'm still worried....might have to pick up some suspension and switch it one week out

**Ernst** · 03-15-2009, 10:10 AM

Last day of Spring Break

**Ernst** · 03-15-2009, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

I'm kinda worried about prop making me hold water in the comp.....i know i've read before that it can be counteracted with letro but i'm still worried....might have to pick up some suspension and switch it one week out

Someone who competes was said he doesn't do any injections for a week or two leading up to a comp so that there are no unwelcome complications to throw off his look.

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-15-2009, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Someone who competes was said he doesn't do any injections for a week or two leading up to a comp so that there are no unwelcome complications to throw off his look.

everyone does it completely different is the problem

***D7M*** · 03-15-2009, 10:37 AM

"this is war rap similar to Jacob's ladder,

walk around like Thor with a sacred hammer"

(just for you Ruhl)

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-15-2009, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by derek7m

"this is war rap similar to Jacob's ladder,

walk around like Thor with a sacred hammer"

(just for you Ruhl)

lol u know if i'm not mistaken a jacob's ladder is a bunch of piercings along the underside of the penis

***D7M*** · 03-15-2009, 10:51 AM

lol

I did not know that...

just heard that lyric and thought I'd post it for ya.

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-15-2009, 11:02 AM

prolly also a bible reference? but i wouldn't know anything about that

**Matt** · 03-15-2009, 11:03 AM

Im bored, im going to the gym to do 800 squats...

***D7M*** · 03-15-2009, 11:04 AM

ha!

yep, it's a bible reference, too.

anyway, you ever retain water on prop before?

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-15-2009, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

damn all you kids being drunk and shit i just woke up to eat might try to catch a few more ZZZZ's

BigSexy what happened to getting on the right path??? Is this how we do it???

lol.

I completely failed last night.

But man was it fun!