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    Then all that Growth hormone releasing peptides fukked up my fore head a little bit though. its worth it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I fuct up when I took these people.
    there are laws that say you can't discrimate against people on welfare
    I never took people before on welfare
    the state pays half their rent, I get a check every month
    then I have to chase these falkers for the rest
    the state was supposto pay their deposit but didn't so I don't have one

    It's a pretty sweet apt, totally redone big 3 bedroom place...they're making a pig stye out of it and fvcking it up.
    evict those bastards

    and find a nice group of college girls to move in

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    damn son!!

    but is it muscle?

    all that tren your on... it damn well better be
    oh yeah, I'm looking jacked
    I'm sure 10 pounds will come off in water and crap when I go off cycle
    but I'm up 25 pounds from start of cycle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Then all that Growth hormone releasing peptides fukked up my fore head a little bit though. its worth it
    thats why they make top hats

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    evict those bastards

    and find a nice group of high school girls to move in
    Fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
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    I shit you not chode one of the people wanted this apt was a dude that runs a summer camp for troubled 18 year old girls.

    He told me he'd pay 1.5x my asking rate if he could have it just for 3 months instead of signing a long lease. He lives not too far away and the 18 year old girls would be chillin up there.

    The dirty old man in me really wanted to accept his offer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I shit you not chode one of the people wanted this apt was a dude that runs a summer camp for troubled 18 year old girls.

    He told me he'd pay 1.5x my asking rate if he could have it just for 3 months instead of signing a long lease. He lives not too far away and the 18 year old girls would be chillin up there.

    The dirty old man in me really wanted to accept his offer.
    How you didn't accept this man's offer, it is beyond me. you are a better man than I

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    Fixed
    thank you for that correction

    sometimes my mind slips and i dont know what is coming out

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    Quote Originally Posted by officeG View Post
    No a bit of joke, but this rocks http://sourceradix.com/h23.html
    This faggot ass pussy motherfucker just won't stop with your bullshit will you?

    Nobody is going to sign up for shit or pay any money so why even post it??

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    Quote Originally Posted by officeG View Post
    No a bit of joke, but this rocks http://sourceradix.com/h23.html
    Go suck your own dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    This faggot ass pussy motherfucker just won't stop with your bullshit will you?

    Nobody is going to sign up for shit or pay any money so why even post it??
    I know, that's the 2nd time I've reported this fvck
    he's using a different name this time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I shit you not chode one of the people wanted this apt was a dude that runs a summer camp for troubled 18 year old girls.

    He told me he'd pay 1.5x my asking rate if he could have it just for 3 months instead of signing a long lease. He lives not too far away and the 18 year old girls would be chillin up there.

    The dirty old man in me really wanted to accept his offer.
    all the evilness in me would of wanted to do accept

    but i think in the end. i wouldnt of

    cuz it probably would of led me back to jail. and the threat of jail will set me straight quick. lol

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    I would have accepted kratos

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    all the evilness in me would of wanted to do accept

    but i think in the end. i wouldnt of

    cuz it probably would of led me back to jail. and the threat of jail will set me straight quick. lol
    I was tempted, but in the end I thought it was a bad idea. It's easier to rent the place right before summer...that's when people move. I didn't want to be stuck with it empty for several months.

    They're ex-troubled girls, which means they put out. It was a tough choice.

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    18 is legal age of consent dukki. Unless you mean you would just rape them regardless.

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    Then again they could have been a bunch of ugly emo chicks all fat sloppy and shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    18 is legal age of consent dukki. Unless you mean you would just rape them regardless.
    thats what he would have done don't let him tell you otherwise

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    Me and reed are on the same page, we just wanna help the kids.


    Hahahahahahahahah




    Help them get naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Then again they could have been a bunch of ugly emo chicks all fat sloppy and shit
    troubled girls usually aren't the hottest
    another factor in my choice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    18 is legal age of consent dukki. Unless you mean you would just rape them regardless.
    i know that silly

    but a house full of troubled girls will lead to problems in the first place

    cat fights. bitching. drugs. crazy ex b/fs. drinking

    then throw into the equation.... me fukkin them all.... and a few of them catching feelings (cuz thats what troubled girls do. attach themselves to any semlence of normalacy) then you have more problems.

    and for me... my problems like that... always led to jail. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    thats what he would have done don't let him tell you otherwise
    its not rape if they dont say no

    so just make sure they are sleeping/passed out

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    Jail is bad, mmmkay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    troubled girls usually aren't the hottest
    another factor in my choice
    true but i know a few pretty decent ones that have been to rehab and I have been to AA meetings (took a friend) and there were a few good looking sluts and milfs... and since they can't feed their addictions with drug guess what they chose to feed themselves with.... you guessed it... my dick hahaahahha

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    I think i pinched a nerve or something, whenever i turn my head left or right I get a pain behind my right shoulder blade. God damnit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i know that silly

    but a house full of troubled girls will lead to problems in the first place

    cat fights. bitching. drugs. crazy ex b/fs. drinking

    then throw into the equation.... me fukkin them all.... and a few of them catching feelings (cuz thats what troubled girls do. attach themselves to any semlence of normalacy) then you have more problems.

    and for me... my problems like that... always led to jail. lol
    lmao, I thought it would end up being a bad situation to put myself in.
    I know it would lead to me using the back door for entering and exiting my apt. Cause that's where the door is to the 2nd floor apt. "Hi girls"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    lmao, I thought it would end up being a bad situation to put myself in.
    I know it would lead to me using the back door for entering and exiting my apt. Cause that's where the door is to the 2nd floor apt. "Hi girls"
    hah

    finding reasons to cross paths with them. ive done that. lol

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    back and shoulder day!!!!

    fukk yeah boy!!!

    ahhh, its me, ah mario!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hah

    finding reasons to cross paths with them. ive done that. lol
    yup, then next thing you know she'd be goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
    So I'd say, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
    is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
    with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
    resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
    Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
    I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.

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    hahah

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    Back and shoulders on the same day? Weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I fuct up when I took these people.
    there are laws that say you can't discrimate against people on welfare
    I never took people before on welfare
    the state pays half their rent, I get a check every month
    then I have to chase these falkers for the rest
    the state was supposto pay their deposit but didn't so I don't have one

    It's a pretty sweet apt, totally redone big 3 bedroom place...they're making a pig stye out of it and fvcking it up.
    there goes capitalism....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yup, then next thing you know she'd be goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
    So I'd say, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
    is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
    with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
    resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
    Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
    I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
    i dont' get the reference

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    Back and shoulders on the same day? Weird.
    shut up

    its a new split.

    ill see how it goes

    get off my case! your supposed to support me damnit!!..

    hehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i dont' get the reference
    yeah, you wouldn't understand unless you find it a turn on that a chick is only doing you so she can afford baby formula.

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    psych chick got outta work late last night, we're gonna get together tonight instead

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    I think I've found a nice balance
    psych chick has a busy work schedule and a new puppy to keep her busy
    teacher chick lives 40 min away, so I don't have to see her very frequently

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    Horrible split dukkit you're going to fail

    find something else to do

    give up and walk it off sport.... its over

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    shut up

    its a new split.

    ill see how it goes

    get off my case! your supposed to support me damnit!!..

    hehehe
    I don't see a problem there

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