'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Amorphic]

blahh, so bored

[RANA]

Football baby football

[Kratos]

hope everyone had a good weekend

[Kratos]

I ate dinner at mom and dad's tonight and borrowed 50$ from my brother because my checking account is empty and I drank all my cash.

[Amorphic]

my account is empty too. bah

[Kratos]

car payment, motorcycle, house, gear, food, and buying everything I feel like. It's starting to become a delicate tightrope walk. I need a sugar mama.

[WEBB]

I bought a new puppy today...pure breed english bulldog....2500 bucks, get her on friday...post pics of her then...

nighty night fella's.....

[juicejunkie2]

Awesome Webb ... I want a new bulldog pup soo bad but not having enough time to train the guy isn't fair to him so must wait longerrr!!

[juicejunkie2]

car payment, motorcycle, house, gear, food, and buying everything I feel like. It's starting to become a delicate tightrope walk. I need a sugar mama.

you and me both bro .. I'm so broke these days I can't even pay attention!

[l2elapse]

i hate the final stretch of school

[Amorphic]

i hate the final stretch of school

i hear ya on that one bro

[Geeezer]

I like turtles

[RA]

Mornin ladies

[RANA]

I bought a new puppy today...pure breed english bulldog....2500 bucks, get her on friday...post pics of her then...

nighty night fella's.....

Cool Webb, but what you really need is a Frog to love and hold and also be there for him/her. A Frog will treat you right.

[RANA]

P.S. $2500.00 are you smoking crack?

[PEWN]

hes doing big things ... he can afford it ...

[buffgator]

just finished my breakfast after morning cardio. Man I hate morning cardio, I feel like such a skinny beoch during it. All flat, no vains, ect.

[Kratos]

hes doing big things ... he can afford it ...

Sometimes I'm doing big things too, but I always feel wrong about it in the morning.

[PEWN]

you to ... i thought i was the only one....

[PEWN]

just finished my breakfast after morning cardio. Man I hate morning cardio, I feel like such a skinny beoch during it. All flat, no vains, ect.

i find this hard to believe... you a skinny bish.... you prob the biggest guy in there doing cardio....

[WEBB]

i have my frog, his name is Rana and he is my bitch....

2500...that peanuts....lol....more than i wanted o psend but i would have paid double i love them so much and want it so bad....

[Kratos]

I don't know if he is the biggest guy in there doing cardio. This 350lb guy at my gym is always jogging on the treadmill when I go to the gym. He looks like a pefect sphere with legs. I have watched him jog on the treadmill for 3 years, I don't think he has gotten any thinner.

[WEBB]

i have a girl at my gym that is the exact same shape as your guy Kratos...

[Kratos]

Don't get him on of those nylon bones. My sister's bull dog swallowed one whole (or at least a big peice). It got lodged in the intestines and had to be removed by taking out 18inches of his intestine.

[PEWN]

well congrats webb.... post pics when you get it ...

[Kratos]

i have a girl at my gym that is the exact same shape as your guy Kratos...

I feel bad for the guy because he's only like 25, I bet he wants to get thin so he can get laid. I think he is just going to blow out his knees instead.

[WEBB]

ya for sure....this little girl is going to spoiled ****in rotten man, trained but she is going to have so many toys and shit it will be sick...i am so pumped...

[PEWN]

that sucks ..... thyroid problem im sure ...

[WEBB]

well guys since it is a day off for me i am going to enjoy a 11am nap...been a while since i had one of those...peace out fella's...

[PEWN]

[PEWN]

alright man.... later..

[buffgator]

dang I found a sweet bank owned home that I was going to make an offer on today, the try to do a cash out refinance to consolidate my debt. I called on it this morning and some one else beat me to it.

[buffgator]

what do you guys think about eating two dozen egg whites in one day. I had a dozen for breakfast, but I would like to make rice and mixed vegatables, then mix in another dozen egg whites with it for my next meal

[PEWN]

whites are no problem man....

dont make it a habit ... but sounds like a good extra 40g of protein to me ...

[Kratos]

egg whites give me gas
2 doz and I'd blow the doors and windows out of my house

[PEWN]

lol... everything gives you gas... i think you spend more time on the toilet than you do any where else in the house...

[Kratos]

Ever spend the whole day with a new girl, by the time she leaves you are so ready to bust cheeks you have cramps

[PEWN]

yea.... the girl im with now wonder how i held it in so long while we were dating ... because she sees how i am now...

[buffgator]

Ever spend the whole day with a new girl, by the time she leaves you are so ready to bust cheeks you have cramps

My first date with my wife I had the worst trapped gas, extremley painfull. My buddy whent on a date with a new girl, and he had trapped gas all night long. So the night ends, he drops her off, and gets back into his truck. The second he gets in his truck he just starts ripping ass. Then to his horror he looks over and she had left her purse on the seat. Then he looks up and she is running back out the house to get her purse. He said by this time his truck stunk something fierce, so he played like he did not see her and then he drove off.

[Kratos]

omg I just laughed so hard
at least he knew she would call the next day