'Official Postwhore Thread'

[IM708]

my ass is reeking

Take a shower.

[Dukkit]

Take a shower.

i did at 7 am

its just my farts

[IM708]

digestive enzymes....

[Dukkit]

digestive enzymes....

where do i get em. what types?

[Kratos]

So, it's official, I have a gf now I guess
took psych chick to a party and one of my friend's called her a friend someone else called her a gf.
Then when we were in bed later...she was like "so what am I, your friend? gf? nobody knew what to call me."
I was like "well, what do you want to be?"
she said "I'd like to be your gf."
so now it's a done deal...crap

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Ok, so theres this chick on facebook back from my high school.
I haven't talked to her in about 4 years, and even back then, we didn't talk much.

But now she is looking damn good. How can I start something without coming off as a facebook creeper lol

[Dukkit]

Ok, so theres this chick on facebook back from my high school.
I haven't talked to her in about 4 years, and even back then, we didn't talk much.

But now she is looking damn good. How can I start something without coming off as a facebook creeper lol

just messege her and say... wanna chat? lol

So, it's official, I have a gf now I guess
took psych chick to a party and one of my friend's called her a friend someone else called her a gf.
Then when we were in bed later...she was like "so what am I, your friend? gf? nobody knew what to call me."
I was like "well, what do you want to be?"
she said "I'd like to be your gf."
so now it's a done deal...crap

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahah............hah!!!

[IM708]

where do i get em. what types?

Anywhere, gnc, online, vitamin shoppe.

Types: You probably could find individual ones but they usually have multi-enzymes complexes

[IM708]

just messege her and say... wanna chat? lol

That would be a creeper.

[Kratos]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahah............hah!!!

oh well, I can always dump her later
but she's so nice it would be tough with this one

The only thing I really don't like about her is eating habits...no red meat or meat on the bone...I had ribs for dinner last night mmmmmmm. She eats a lot of candy too.

She doens't drink a lot and goes to bed fairly early most nights, but that would be good for me more than anything I think...chicks who are out at the bar all the time are trouble.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

just messege her and say... wanna chat? lol

That would be a creeper.

haha, creeper.


damn...

[IM708]

How about you try this:

Hi do you want to be my friend ? You probably don't recognize me but we went to high school together. Would you like to have sex sometime?

Don't find it odd I don't have an avvy and my age is 44. I didn't have a chance to upload a pic and that age is fake.

[KatsMeow]

hey guys

[IM708]

hey guys

[Dukkit]

oh well, I can always dump her later
but she's so nice it would be tough with this one

The only thing I really don't like about her is eating habits...no red meat or meat on the bone...I had ribs for dinner last night mmmmmmm. She eats a lot of candy too.

She doens't drink a lot and goes to bed fairly early most nights, but that would be good for me more than anything I think...chicks who are out at the bar all the time are trouble.

doesnt sound so bad

i may actually end up in a relationship soon too

im starting to get close to this one chickie ive been seeing

and shes doin the same

[KatsMeow]

my poor doggie is sick, she's peeing blood so we are going to the vet today

[Dukkit]

my poor doggie is sick, she's peeing blood so we are going to the vet today

my one girls dog did the same thing on fri!!!

or was it puking blood?

no no. it was shitting blood

she said she walke din the door and bloody shit all over kitchen floor

[IM708]

my poor doggie is sick, she's peeing blood so we are going to the vet today

It's PTSD from wearing that bunny costume.

[Dukkit]

BIGSEXY - hi, im bored? wanna chat?

Chick - do i know you?

BIGSEXY - no but i know you... very well. hehehe

Chick - ew... dont message me ever again. im blocking you.

BIGSEXY - im outside your window.

chick - thats it... im callin the cops

BIGSEXY - i just want you to love me!! love meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

[RuhlFreak55]

i hope so. its cool you do what you feel is right for you. if you feel like your workouts is benefiting you and you have been making progression then just keep doing it. but if your going backwards, like going from 240 to 215 same bf% then you might need to start listening to people..... I hope you aren't training with the amount of volume you do while in PCT and off cycle that would be a retard move

i was prolly like 25% before not that i actually know.....but i'm beginning to think...

i have crappy little calipers and am like 13-14 right now.....and 13 weeks out minus 2 days.....i'll get it done.

getting fat is my defense mechanism.....keeps the girls away from me.....supposed to anyway. I even eat clean......but 5-6k cals of clean will still do it.

[IM708]

^^^lmao....

[Kratos]

doesnt sound so bad

i may actually end up in a relationship soon too

im starting to get close to this one chickie ive been seeing

and shes doin the same

yeah, we have been dating since like december and we've been spending more time together lately so it makes sense that she should be allowd to have the job title.

[RuhlFreak55]

BIGSEXY - hi, im bored? wanna chat?

Chick - do i know you?

BIGSEXY - no but i know you... very well. hehehe

Chick - ew... dont message me ever again. im blocking you.

BIGSEXY - im outside your window.

chick - thats it... im callin the cops

BIGSEXY - i just want you to love me!! love meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

dat sounds like me

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

BIGSEXY - hi, im bored? wanna chat?

Chick - do i know you?

BIGSEXY - no but i know you... very well. hehehe

Chick - ew... dont message me ever again. im blocking you.

BIGSEXY - im outside your window.

chick - thats it... im callin the cops

BIGSEXY - i just want you to love me!! love meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Thats exactly what I don't want. But I have no other choice...

lol

this sux

[Dukkit]

yeah, we have been dating since like december and we've been spending more time together lately so it makes sense that she should be allowd to have the job title.

its been that long

wow time flies

[Kratos]

dat sounds like me

how's your tren lookin?

[Dukkit]

Thats exactly what I don't want. But I have no other choice...

lol

this sux

is her birthday soon or anything? anything at all that you can use as a way to message her and not look stalkerish>

[RuhlFreak55]

^^^lmao....

i'm not even kidding....it is a defense mechanism.....i can't say no to girls.....so appearing unnattractive is the only way i can say no.

and there are plenty of girls....(90% prolly) that i really need to say no to regardless of them coming on to me or not

[RuhlFreak55]

how's your tren lookin?

it's beautiful.....nice golden looking.......got two 30s completely filled and so now i need to order some more filters and do that last 30 ml or so.....

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

is her birthday soon or anything? anything at all that you can use as a way to message her and not look stalkerish>

good thinking, but Ive looked already.
She doesn't have it up. lol

[Dukkit]

good thinking, but Ive looked already.
She doesn't have it up. lol

then your gonna have to suck it up and just message her.

think of it this way.... your already nothing to her. so if she thinks your a creeper... youlll still be nothing. so you dont really lose anything

but if she starts chatting back... then you win. no matter what

[RuhlFreak55]

then your gonna have to suck it up and just message her.

think of it this way.... your already nothing to her. so if she thinks your a creeper... youlll still be nothing. so you dont really lose anything

but if she starts chatting back... then you win. no matter what

interesting way to look at it......but what if i feel like i have some inherent value to everyone????

[RuhlFreak55]

i had one of those night sweat things for the first time ever on saturday.....NOT FUN.....thought i peed the bed or something......i was like soaked....but then i thought it was a dream cuz the next time i woke up i was dry...

[Kratos]

I need more info big sexy
how do you know her
how did you get her messanger account?
she live on the same college campus as you or something?
how did you pick her out? and why?

[Kratos]

i had one of those night sweat things for the first time ever on saturday.....NOT FUN.....thought i peed the bed or something......i was like soaked....but then i thought it was a dream cuz the next time i woke up i was dry...

sleep naked, it helps no lie
if I wear a t-shirt or anything to bed, I wake up soaked and have to take it off anyway. Boxers get sticky and ride up your crack.

[RuhlFreak55]

I need more info big sexy
how do you know her
how did you get her messanger account?
she live on the same college campus as you or something?
how did you pick her out? and why?

when facebook was more stalker friendly i used to through and pick out hot girls all the time and message them and see if they'd chat......most never did.....one did.....she's insane.....but likes to argue.....so we get along sometimes

[RuhlFreak55]

sleep naked, it helps no lie
if I wear a t-shirt or anything to bed, I wake up soaked and have to take it off anyway. Boxers get sticky and ride up your crack.

only bothersome thing i remember noticing was my pillow....it was soaked....so i launched it across the room in lieu of another one.....(i have 5 on my bed)

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

then your gonna have to suck it up and just message her.

think of it this way.... your already nothing to her. so if she thinks your a creeper... youlll still be nothing. so you dont really lose anything

but if she starts chatting back... then you win. no matter what

Yeah, what I figured. Not sure how to even start it though.
They usually come to me. lol this one here isn't the case.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I need more info big sexy
how do you know her
how did you get her messanger account?
she live on the same college campus as you or something?
how did you pick her out? and why?

I know her back from high school. We didn't talk much, but joked around, partied, and whatnot.
We come from a small high school, so everyone just adds everyone to their friends list. She currently goes to school in austin.
I picked her out because I think she is beautiful and wanted to get to know her more.

[sigman roid]

my poor doggie is sick, she's peeing blood so we are going to the vet today

to much gear livers packed up.lol