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    Whores are slacking off on posting today

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    need new vagina for my wiener
    dont we all!

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    need to make a strip club run! tities and beer, we aint queer!

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    im in lets go!!!

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    there is a strip club around here that has 8oz top serloin with salad bar and mushrooms on top for 4.00! and the steak is damn good

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    steak and strippers...very nice

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    don't mind me I'm just whoring till my son gets ready for school...

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    what is the longest post whore thread record on here...

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    haha, we got us some new whores. think they can whore with the best of them. well im down to. lets get it on!!!

    good morning everyone. how was your night/day/afternoon/evening depending on what part of the world you live in??

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    hmm, yoohoo chocolate drink. they are good.

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    ^^eww...yoohoo

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    ^^ more for me

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    i gotta tweak my diet. my abs are going away. and its summer time. but i just got of a bulker. i never really cut. i lower my suger intake. yoohoos and donuts go from 3 a day to 1. hahah. bam!! the abs come back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i gotta tweak my diet. my abs are going away. and its summer time. but i just got of a bulker. i never really cut. i lower my suger intake. yoohoos and donuts go from 3 a day to 1. hahah. bam!! the abs come back.
    Ah I wish I was young again.

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    yea, me too!! my birthday is in 2 months. ill be the big 24.

    but i feel so much older. im like mature for my age... SYKE!!!

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    I am young... no wait my is the young one my bad...

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    my birthday is next week...32yrs old...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery13 View Post
    my birthday is next week...32yrs old...
    your in your prime!!

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    hell yeah...thanks...

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    as soon as I'm fully recovered from my hernia surgery I'll be back to business as usual...

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    gotta go grocery shopping...

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    mmmm sandwich

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    I had some kind of low blood sugar attack on my bicycle yesterday, almost passed out and had no energy to pedal. I ate a peice of peanut butter cup pie when I got back, ridic carb craving. I would never eat that, usually would make me want to barf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I had some kind of low blood sugar attack on my bicycle yesterday, almost passed out and had no energy to pedal. I ate a peice of peanut butter cup pie when I got back, ridic carb craving. I would never eat that, usually would make me want to barf.
    damn man. get your blood sugar checked just in case. diabeties can show up anytime. even though your active and all. still a good thing to do.

    and everytime you post.. you make me hungry!!

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    now that I think about it, maybe it was cause I didn't eat my usual two donuts yesterday afternoon

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    thats it!! donut withdrawl

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    I was cruising along at like 10mph, as fast as I could go at the time, feeling very dizzy and some 50 year old man passes me on a mountain bike, I knew something was wrong.

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    been going like 6 days str8 no donuts

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    the donut girl is like "sure I can't get you anything with your coffee." as I look at the donuts and drool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    been going like 6 days str8 no donuts
    *thinks* nope can't remember the last time i even saw a donut

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    they arn't hard to find if you know where to look

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    been going like 6 days str8 no donuts
    congrats!!! im going to cut my diet this week coming so ill be laying off them also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    the donut girl is like "sure I can't get you anything with your coffee." as I look at the donuts and drool.
    and you say...... yes, your number sweetheart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    and you say...... yes, your number sweetheart.
    rofl

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    I was talking to the donut girl yesterday, something about her neice being in rehab, she didn't come out and say it but sounds like she has a bf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I was talking to the donut girl yesterday, something about her neice being in rehab, she didn't come out and say it but sounds like she has a bf.
    man, you gotta just ask. no beating around the bush. and boyfriend, shmoyfriend!! they dont mean squat!

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    So, one of my good friends is in bed with this girl last weekend. He's been using her as a f buddy but she really likes him. She says "I don't want to freak you out, but I love you."

    His response: blows a huge fart
    she: cries
    true story

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