'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

what about my girls?? well my girls are good. hung out with the one chick last night. she got a spider bite and it got in her blood and she has little rash on her arms. so i went over and brought her a smoothie. then i borrowed her car, went home and hung out with my ex.
theres the one blonde chick with big fake titties.. i like her alot. but she is just to all over the place. she works nights and sleep days. i work days and sleep nights. she goes for days without texting or calling me back. but then all of a sudden she wants to see me and blah blah. i mean its cool. i stay busy so im not sitting around waiting for her. but whatever.
i just met this gorgeous yoga instructor. hoping she can help me out with my lower back problem. but yea. shes really sweet so im trying to chill with her this weekend. got my half black, half italian chick on the backburner.
thats about it for now.
how are you and your lover?? everything going smoothly? still put it in her poop shoot??

[ChuckLee]

Her poophole is property of ChuckLee.

It sounds your life is chicks-based mate.
How the hell can you manage all these beautiful creations...

Uhmmm, fake tits, works at night...is she a lapdancer?

[Dukkit]

Her poophole is property of ChuckLee.

It sounds your life is chicks-based mate.
How the hell can you manage all these beautiful creations...

Uhmmm, fake tits, works at night...is she a lapdancer?

haha, close. shes a bartender at a pretty big and busy place in NJ.
yea, thank god for my cell phone. i save all the emails and texts under their names so i can go and check where they are from and what they do and like to do. haha. its alright. i have a darn good memory, so far i havent slipped up.

good deal about your girl and her poopshoot. its been a few months since ive gotten any butt action. im going to have to get on that.

[calgarian]

Her poophole is property of ChuckLee.

It sounds your life is chicks-based mate.
How the hell can you manage all these beautiful creations...

Uhmmm, fake tits, works at night...is she a lapdancer?

Who died and made you the owner of the pooper?????

haha, close. shes a bartender at a pretty big and busy place in NJ.
yea, thank god for my cell phone. i save all the emails and texts under their names so i can go and check where they are from and what they do and like to do. haha. its alright. i have a darn good memory, so far i havent slipped up.

good deal about your girl and her poopshoot. its been a few months since ive gotten any butt action. im going to have to get on that.

You Son of A Bi**** stop nailing all my past and future girlfriends Wait till I get my roid rage I will come down and kick ur butt.

[Dukkit]

ahhh, Mr Calgarian!! How are you today my feathered friend?

Sorry about banging all your soon to be exwives. But i just cant help it.

Uh oh, Roid Rage !! Im skerred!!!!
hahah

[calgarian]

ahhh, Mr Calgarian!! How are you today my feathered friend?

Sorry about banging all your soon to be exwives. But i just cant help it.

Uh oh, Roid Rage !! Im skerred!!!!
hahah

I am doing alright buddy......SO you claim you hurt ur back working out......yeah right...admit it you dont know all the sexual positions for anal and you are too embarrassed to ask....

[Dukkit]

I am doing alright buddy......SO you claim you hurt ur back working out......yeah right...admit it you dont know all the sexual positions for anal and you are too embarrassed to ask....

i actually entertained the idea that i messed it up during sex. cuz i havent been hitting back hard at the gym. but the sex has been given be crazy back pumps and soreness. so maybe it is from the sex. eh, its alright. ill let it heal. no sex or gym..... SYKE!!!!

[gixxerboy1]

I put dbols in the wholes of my cheerios this morning

[Dukkit]

I put dbols in the wholes of my cheerios this morning

haha. thats good shit!!

[Dukkit]

^^^^ im guessing your on cycle?

[sassbs11]

wassup whores

[sassbs11]

whoring my ass off

[sassbs11]

and again

[Dukkit]

wassup whores

ahh, Mister Whore Jr. How is your day treating you my fair maiden?

[sassbs11]

^^^^^^^^^all quality posts, i must add.lol

[sassbs11]

its been cool . mr whore snr. u?

[Dukkit]

oh its just peachy. working. or acting like i am. im guessing your a newer member? well welcome.

[sassbs11]

just whoring whoring whoring

[Dukkit]

i think i have carpel tunnel.

[sassbs11]

yep about 8 days

[Dukkit]

my inner wrist has been killing me all week. i cant pick up things a certain way. and its not like muscle sore. its like sore in the bone

[Dukkit]

8 days. haha. i joined in 05 and i think it took me like a year to get to 500 posts. i was mostly reading and learning.

[sassbs11]

you been to docs?

[Dukkit]

but, now i have been turned to the dark side. thanks to my dear ole Diablo and Chukk

[sassbs11]

yeah it was a while b4 i joined up, i been lurking in the shadows as a non member reading

[Dukkit]

no, ill get there someday. im the type of guy that puts off the doctor until i cant stand the pain anymore.

[sassbs11]

diablo and chukk.lol

[sassbs11]

yeah me 2, doc always have bad news, i never wanna hear that shit

[Dukkit]

yea, i gotta get my blood work done soon. im coming off cycle right now. Just started PCT. so ill be gettin the blood work done when im through with that. Ill try and hold off on the Wrist thing till then.

[Dukkit]

hmm, my 4th meal of the day is coming up... LUNCH!!! what to eat? chicken and brown rice? or lean turkey and whole wheat pasta?

[Kratos]

bump, had a large turkey BLT for lunch, got an iced coffee but no donuts today...I'm trying to be strong and give them up.

[Dukkit]

no!!! kratos... tell me its not true? give up donuts!!

[Kratos]

beach weather is almost here. I've already went from 265 to 248. I want to get down to 230ish. I love donuts though.

[Dukkit]

oh. i get ya. well good job on already cutting. and good luck on the rest of your journey.

[Kratos]

I'll be the first to admit my diet isn't my strong point. I'm just lucky I love to work out, run, and bicycle and do outdoor stuff.

[Kratos]

I think I accidently have a 19 year old gf (yup she had a bithday this week)

[Kratos]

I put my contacts in a wine glass two days ago, all the saline evaporated, now they are all krusty and salty

[chopper9451]

I put my contacts in a wine glass two days ago, all the saline evaporated, now they are all krusty and salty

crusty and salty? you sure you put them in saline?!!

[chopper9451]

when is the sun gonna come back! I hate this state! so sick of the rain, i just wanna ride

[Kratos]

someone just rolled by my window going down the street in an electric wheelchair