'Official Postwhore Thread'

[abbot138]

oh my god. i was just talking about this with my boy. we were out at a mall and there were so many girls that had bodies like whoa! and they were like 14. i told my friend.. i do not want a daughter!!

Yeah, I've had that conversation about daughters many times. 1, id kill any mother fvcker that even looked at my daughter. 2, id want to bang all her friends, lol.

[Dukkit]

ever donkey punch a chick? this girl that i hated, i mean hated. and she hated me. well one day we were at a party and got wasted and messed up on drugs (back in my drug days) we ended up fVuckin and we were doing it doggy style, i stuck it in her butt, she was so messed up that she loved it. but then she started reaching back between her legs and like smacking my balls with her hand. that shit hurt. i said stop and she said oh shut up you baby. so i donkey punched her in the back of the head. her asshole tightened up so hard i thought my dick was going to break off. hmm, i think ill call her this weekend.

[Dukkit]

Yeah, I've had that conversation about daughters many times. 1, id kill any mother fvcker that even looked at my daughter. 2, id want to bang all her friends, lol.

my ex used to tell me that she wouldnt let us have a young female baby sittter and if we had a daughter that i was not allowed to bang her friends.

[swol_je]

ever donkey punch a chick? this girl that i hated, i mean hated. and she hated me. well one day we were at a party and got wasted and messed up on drugs (back in my drug days) we ended up fVuckin and we were doing it doggy style, i stuck it in her butt, she was so messed up that she loved it. but then she started reaching back between her legs and like smacking my balls with her hand. that shit hurt. i said stop and she said oh shut up you baby. so i donkey punched her in the back of the head. her asshole tightened up so hard i thought my dick was going to break off. hmm, i think ill call her this weekend.

hell yea ima try that one

[abbot138]

my ex used to tell me that she wouldnt let us have a young female baby sittter and if we had a daughter that i was not allowed to bang her friends.

Yeah, its gonna be a problem for me, i can tell ya right now, lol.

[Dukkit]

hell yea ima try that one

seriously their reaction is to tense all their muscles up. in turn their ass or vag gets so tight, it feels so good.

[abbot138]

ever donkey punch a chick? this girl that i hated, i mean hated. and she hated me. well one day we were at a party and got wasted and messed up on drugs (back in my drug days) we ended up fVuckin and we were doing it doggy style, i stuck it in her butt, she was so messed up that she loved it. but then she started reaching back between her legs and like smacking my balls with her hand. that shit hurt. i said stop and she said oh shut up you baby. so i donkey punched her in the back of the head. her asshole tightened up so hard i thought my dick was going to break off. hmm, i think ill call her this weekend.

Doooood, its about time we get together for a slut fest. I got a little mini-slump going on right now. You need to introduce me to some hookers.

[Dukkit]

Yeah, its gonna be a problem for me, i can tell ya right now, lol.

my cousin always says that im going to be the hot dad that all the highschool girls will have crushes on. thats fine by me i say

[Dukkit]

Doooood, its about time we get together for a slut fest. I got a little mini-slump going on right now. You need to introduce me to some hookers.

hehe, alright. when you get back from Tampa. we will set up something. you down for like swingers parties too? cuz i get to go to some of those also

and youll get over that slump down in tampa. then come back all refreshed and ready for action!

[abbot138]

hehe, alright. when you get back from Tampa. we will set up something. you down for like swingers parties too? cuz i get to go to some of those also

and youll get over that slump down in tampa. then come back all refreshed and ready for action!

Yup thats the plan. Yeah i can do swingers, but id have to find a dumpster that i dont give a fvck about to take with me.

[abbot138]

my cousin always says that im going to be the hot dad that all the highschool girls will have crushes on. thats fine by me i say

Yeah, i can see me playing that role. i just hope my wife either keeps herself in REALLLLLY good shape or is a ridiculous freak, otherwise its gonna be a mess.

[Dukkit]

Yeah, i can see me playing that role. i just hope my wife either keeps herself in REALLLLLY good shape or is a ridiculous freak, otherwise its gonna be a mess.

see im looking for just a plain jane wife. that way i dont have men always tryin to get in her pants. or my sons friends. lol. then ill just have my hot mistress for the real good lustful sex.

[abbot138]

see im looking for just a plain jane wife. that way i dont have men always tryin to get in her pants. or my sons friends. lol. then ill just have my hot mistress for the real good lustful sex.

Your always one step ahead Duk.

[Dukkit]

Your always one step ahead Duk.

i have alot of quiet time to think this shit out man. haha. my friends think im just a tad... hmm whats the word... sociopathic!! thats it

[abbot138]

Nothing wrong with having a plan my man.

[Dukkit]

dukkitdalaw!!! the man with the plan!!

[Dukkit]

im serious though abbot. we are going to do the electrical cord thing i was talkin about yesterday. you will like it. lol

[abbot138]

dukkitdalaw!!! the man with the plan!!

yeah, i set ya up for that one.

[Dukkit]

you and some chicky. you know whats even better. when the house is freezing cold. you lay down on the cold floor, like the kitchen tile. and you use the electrical cord. cuz the coldness and the flow of the electricity feels so good together.

[Dukkit]

i should call my head doctor up. i havent been taken my medication. i feel really good. hahahahaah j/k j/k

[abbot138]

i should call my head doctor up. i havent been taken my medication. i feel really good. hahahahaah j/k j/k

Sorry I was helping the newbs, so so so clueless......Yeah, issues my friend, issues. I draw the line at electrocution. This chick use to make me choke her while we were fvcking and we would bite each other and she clawed the fvck out of my back. But thats as far as I guy on the pain/sex issue.

[Dukkit]

I need to revamp my diet. gains are lagging. strength is up, weight is down. ugh!!

[Dukkit]

Sorry I was helping the newbs, so so so clueless......Yeah, issues my friend, issues. I draw the line at electrocution. This chick use to make me choke her while we were fvcking and we would bite each other and she clawed the fvck out of my back. But thats as far as I guy on the pain/sex issue.

pansy. lol. well you can watch me and the some bitches do it.

[abbot138]

pansy. lol. well you can watch me and the some bitches do it.

LMAO! Fvck that, im not gonna be the odd man out. If you find 2 girls freaky enough to do it, I'll fvckin do it.

[abbot138]

I need to revamp my diet. gains are lagging. strength is up, weight is down. ugh!!

Eat, eat, eat. Im going to eat right now. Wahts your diet like right now?

[gixxerboy1]

Eat, eat, eat. Im going to eat right now. Wahts your diet like right now?

snickers and skittles

[Dukkit]

Eat, eat, eat. Im going to eat right now. Wahts your diet like right now?

i do eat eat eat. till i wanna puke all day. i just need to up my carbs. they have been slacking. im losing fat not muscle so thats good.

rough sketch of my diet is
8 egg whites, 2 cups oats. orange juice.

2 cans tuna

2 chicken breasts, brown rice

2 cups cottage cheesse, 2 servings of pineapple

sweet potato and lean ground turkey
workout
whey shake with dextrose

dinner.. usually a lean protien and whole grain pasta

then a casien shake before bed. but im out of casien so thats why also.

[Dukkit]

then throw in the donuts, cookies, smoothies, ice cream in between the meals listed above. lol. i have a sweet tooth.

[Dukkit]

oh and dont forget the pV$$y, i eat lots of pV%%y. delice!!

[abbot138]

then throw in the donuts, cookies, smoothies, ice cream in between the meals listed above. lol. i have a sweet tooth.

I hear ya. If diet is straight and calories are high enough, it could be your lifting scheme. What are your reps alike and how long of rest are you taking in-between sets.....WTF, wait a minute, this conversation is getting waaaayyyyy to legitimate for the lounge.

[abbot138]

oh and dont forget the pV$$y, i eat lots of pV%%y. delice!!

Well, theres your problem right there, lol.

[Dukkit]

I hear ya. If diet is straight and calories are high enough, it could be your lifting scheme. What are your reps alike and how long of rest are you taking in-between sets.....WTF, wait a minute, this conversation is getting waaaayyyyy to legitimate for the lounge.

haha. your right. we can start another thread on monday and discuss. i dont lift on weekends so i dont need it asap.

[swol_je]

we only want useless information on this thread. anything else is not welcome.

[Dukkit]

seattle has the highest suicide rate in america.

[Dukkit]

philly was voted = city with the fatest ppl.

[Dukkit]

i want a new tattoo.

[Dukkit]

i need to get some old ones finished though

[Dukkit]

you know you can make acid out of flour? well that and a few other things. lol. acid like the kind that the aliens have in the movie alien!! eats through anything!!

[Dukkit]

did you know that the author who wrote Dr Jeckyl and Mr Hyde locked himself in a room with a whole bunch of cocaine and just snorted and wrote the book for like 4 days straight?

[Dukkit]

2 tbs of mildew will give you the same hallucigenic affects as a small dose of LSD

I keed, i keed!!