It sucks when there is a really smokin hottie right in you face....

**taiboxa** · 09-17-2007, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

LMFAO - Exactly! Quite why Murilo has chosen Expat to make his stand is beyond me, there are are alot worse attention whores around... eh Tai?

DONT LOOK AT ME!

**NotSmall** · 09-17-2007, 01:08 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

DONT LOOK AT ME!

**unclemoney** · 09-17-2007, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by Kale

Why is it unethical ? Its not like you are going to fvck him in the Humvee, or were you ?

Speaking of sex in HMMWV's!!!!!!.................

**unclemoney** · 09-17-2007, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by Expat

I can't approach him out of character (I am a role player and not allowed to speak english,that is a no no.),And his command of Arabic was even more limited than mine, or I would have conveyed my number to him. And there is no other way to approach him. We are literally surrounded by people

A "role player"??? What is this some kinda RPG now???

**NotSmall** · 09-17-2007, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by unclemoney

A "role player"??? What is this some kinda RPG now???

I'm guessing she plays the part of an arab in training exercises etc.

**Expat** · 09-17-2007, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Its not unethical for me, give him my number !

you can have sloppy seconds

**Expat** · 09-17-2007, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

LMFAO - Exactly! Quite why Murilo has chosen Expat to make his stand is beyond me, there are are alot worse attention whores around... eh Tai?

that one was below the belt

**NotSmall** · 09-17-2007, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by Expat

that one was below the belt

Tai doesn't mind, he is comfortable with being an attention whore!

**Expat** · 09-17-2007, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by ginkobulloba

And one more thing, dude is about to get shipped off to the longest year of his life. If for nothing else, give him the ass for your country. The last thing this guy is going to do is try to make a problem for you in regards to your job and more than likely he'll hit it right, considering it'll be a long year looking at porn for the poor bastard. It's shit like this that keeps soldiers going during the worst year of their lives.

You gotta throw this dude some ass. Sorry if that sounded too vulgar, but you really should do this.

I would like nothin better than to throw him some"ass"

, but I can not communicate w/him any way w/out gettin busted, I may run into him again Tues in training again

**NotSmall** · 09-17-2007, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by Expat

I would like nothin better than to throw him some"ass"

, but I can not communicate w/him any way w/out gettin busted, I may run into him again Tues in training again

Pass him a note detailing all the naughty perverse things you want to do to him, PM it to me first and I'll proof read it if you wish...

**Expat** · 09-17-2007, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

I'm guessing she plays the part of an arab in training exercises etc.

yes, this is what I do, I interact w/them and try and teach them Middle Eastern sensitivities and to stay focused even when I am trying to distract them and/or lure them into sniper fire or blow them up

**Expat** · 09-17-2007, 09:50 AM

[QUOTE=NotSmall]Pass him a note detailing all the naughty perverse things you want to do to him, PM it to me first and I'll proof read it if you wish...

[/QUOTE

LMFAO

, ur killin me. Maybe you can give me some pointers

**Expat** · 09-17-2007, 09:54 AM

I gotta go to this stupid three hour briefing and am supposed to be there in 30 minutes

**NotSmall** · 09-17-2007, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by Expat

LMFAO

, ur killin me. Maybe you can give me some pointers

You don't wanna be exposed to the filth that swirls around in my brain my dear...

**goodcents** · 09-17-2007, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by Expat

yes, this is what I do, I interact w/them and try and teach them Middle Eastern sensitivities and to stay focused even when I am trying to distract them and/or lure them into sniper fire or blow them up

Bow before getting blown up

Always smile when greeting a new sniper. Never look him directly in the scope, I mean eye

When did we become so "sensitive"? Hell in the old days we just carpet bombed a country

**ftony** · 09-17-2007, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Expat

He is the client, I am the contrctor, I am unable to apprach him and he can not approach me. No it did not occur to me to bang him in th humvee. My brain did not get that far as MY busness ethics stand in the way..I am beat/tired

use a sharpie write your # on a 50 cal round and throw it to him...Or use a nade,just dont pull the pin...lol

**HeavyHitter** · 09-17-2007, 12:17 PM

i can see some people havnt changed a bit.... hahahaha

Expat: i think if you really want to meet him, try to run into him outside of work. Hey, if ya gotta stalk to get some ass... so be it. lolol (i only condone this for females by the way)

**Expat** · 09-17-2007, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by ftony

use a sharpie write your # on a 50 cal round and throw it to him...Or use a nade,just dont pull the pin...lol

Damn, that's good

**Expat** · 09-17-2007, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

i can see some people havnt changed a bit.... hahahaha

Expat: i think if you really want to meet him, try to run into him outside of work. Hey, if ya gotta stalk to get some ass... so be it. lolol (i only condone this for females by the way)

I'd have to stalk a several hotels where they have them holed up, and risk being seen by the OIC's (officers in charge) who know me quite well, as they are the same instructors for every new group coming thru for training. They are also staying in those same hotels. With my luck, I would be seen, and all credibility would be out the window, along w/whatever awards I may have coming from the Military

**taiboxa** · 09-17-2007, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

Tai doesn't mind, he is comfortable with being an attention whore!

and im comfortable w/ it being below the belt

**taiboxa** · 09-17-2007, 04:19 PM

oh oh oh try the ol
"lets not turn this rape into a murder" pickup line on him!

**Expat** · 09-17-2007, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Bow before getting blown up

Always smile when greeting a new sniper. Never look him directly in the scope, I mean eye

When did we become so "sensitive"? Hell in the old days we just carpet bombed a country

Well, they have to be informed as to, proper search procedures (female to female) and that the soldiers can not leer at females, can not watch as we are being searched (pretty invasive).

Yeah, I hate to agree w/you on the carpet bomb as it is somewhat archaic, but it certainly was an impressive tool back in the old days during a campaign.

**Expat** · 09-17-2007, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

oh oh oh try the ol
"lets not turn this rape into a murder" pickup line on him!

TE HE HE, that one is on file

**Expat** · 09-17-2007, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

You don't wanna be exposed to the filth that swirls around in my brain my dear...

but...but...what if I'm wrong

**taiboxa** · 09-17-2007, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by Expat

TE HE HE, that one is on file

i dream of the day a chick will use a line like that on me

**ftony** · 09-17-2007, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by Expat

Damn, that's good

If that doesn't work for ya, let me know . I might be a good backup 4 u .I'm patriotic like that...

**Expat** · 09-17-2007, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

i dream of the day a chick will use a line like that on me

I wish I could set you up on that one....oops, I already tried that

**taiboxa** · 09-17-2007, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by ftony

If that doesn't work for ya, let me know . I might be a good backup 4 u .I'm patriotic like that...

yes!
"I love our country so much that i will even sleep with you"
good line lol

**Expat** · 09-17-2007, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by ftony

If that doesn't work for ya, let me know . I might be a good backup 4 u .I'm patriotic like that...

oh..my..my..my, that is so gracious of you, I have always appreciated a BUD

(acronym for back up ......)

**ftony** · 09-17-2007, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

yes!
"I love our country so much that i will even sleep with you"
good line lol

tai,you have me way beat on charm...I Don't have a self portrait of myself holding chuks....you da man..you might need some growth or something dude,u little short...

**taiboxa** · 09-17-2007, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by ftony

tai,you have me way beat on charm...I Don't have a self portrait of myself holding chuks....you da man..you might need some growth or something dude,u little short...

lol thats my idol in my sig.. NINJA WEBB!

**Bojangles69** · 09-17-2007, 08:00 PM

Who cares if it *looks like she wants attention.
If she was a model posting pics of herself you m/fkrs wouldn't be bitching than.
She's a woman.. like all your mothers. Learn some fvckn respect.

**taiboxa** · 09-17-2007, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Who cares if it *looks like she wants attention.
If she was a model posting pics of herself you m/fkrs wouldn't be bitching than.
She's a woman.. like all your mothers. Learn some fvckn respect.

you.. are trying to teach etiquette to a forum.. of test loaded horndogs.. that has a 24363753837136:1 MALE TO FEMALE RATIO BOARD LOL

i think u would have better luck teaching a gold fish to survive in the desert.

**NotSmall** · 09-18-2007, 12:33 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Who cares if it *looks like she wants attention.
If she was a model posting pics of herself you m/fkrs wouldn't be bitching than.
She's a woman.. like all your mothers. Learn some fvckn respect.

Bo what are you babbling about?

**Expat** · 09-18-2007, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

Bo what are you babbling about?

Thank you , it's appreciated, I have just put 12 hours in and I am toast

I think he is refferring to anothere post where I was called an "attention Whore"

**NotSmall** · 09-19-2007, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by Expat

Thank you , it's appreciated, I have just put 12 hours in and I am toast

I think he is refferring to anothere post where I was called an "attention Whore"

Yeah I know but it's like he's addressing all of us, it was only Murilo and like one other guy who kinda agreed with him.

**goodcents** · 09-19-2007, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

Yeah I know but it's like he's addressing all of us, it was only Murilo and like one other guy who kinda agreed with him.

I'm thinking that would be me?

**novastepp** · 09-19-2007, 11:12 AM

boobs.

**StoneGRMI** · 09-19-2007, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by novastepp

boobs.

yay!

RA · 09-19-2007, 11:46 AM

3/4 of the threads started in the lounge are like this...its THE LOUNGE.

Get the stick out of your ass mary.

Originally Posted by muriloninja

By all means, if you wanna post about wanting to get ****ed by some random guy. More power to you.

I never said anything about not liking you.

But you seem to be posting this kind of shit lately begging for attention.

I can't beleive a thirtyfour year old just tried to jump my bones

You are as bad as most of the guys here that have to post about this kind of stupid shit.

And thanks for the history lesson on your health but it really wasn't needed.