It sucks when there is a really smokin hottie right in you face....

[Expat]

And ya know there is no way you can hook up. I am at work today, and there sits this hot guy sittin in the gun turret of a humvee. And I can't even go there... I have to stay in character and he's got this little smirk on his face and flirtin w/me while I am crackin at him in Arabic. Why me God?
I don't see many guys when there is mutual attraction,it's either one or the other. I wanna kill myself....

[QuieTSToRM33]

[3bd]

Sounds like all the porn plots I've watched!

[taiboxa]

Sounds like all the porn plots I've watched!

porn has plots?!

[3bd]

porn has plots?!

Xactly~!

[Expat]

porn has plots?!

Ya'll are'nt makin me feel anybetter about my delimma

[3bd]

It took me a long time to learn that you only live once in life... go for it.

[Expat]

It took me a long time to learn that you only live once in life... go for it.

He is a reservist and it would be unethical unless I ran into him on the outside. He won't be here long, when he is finished traing w/us he will be shipped to the middle east... oh well, who knows....

[Kale]

He is a reservist and it would be unethical unless I ran into him on the outside. He won't be here long, when he is finished traing w/us he will be shipped to the middle east... oh well, who knows....

Why is it unethical ? Its not like you are going to fvck him in the Humvee, or were you ?

[Expat]

Why is it unethical ? Its not like you are going to fvck him in the Humvee, or were you ?

He is the client, I am the contrctor, I am unable to apprach him and he can not approach me. No it did not occur to me to bang him in th humvee. My brain did not get that far as MY busness ethics stand in the way..I am beat/tired

[Sage]

he is gay or u r not hot enough for him to break rules

[Panzerfaust]

So why are you such an attention whore lately? Its kinda pathetic to be honest.

[Pooks]

U need to learn better signals.. signals something over there thats says "whats your number"

[Bojangles69]

he is gay or u r not hot enough for him to break rules

EXACTLY.
Ethics & job titles mean less and less as the girls get hotter and hotter.

[ginkobulloba]

Oh jeez, I used to be a contractor too. Ethics that my retarded ass company tried to impose never once got in the way of me burying my dick in stellar poon.

I'm self employed now.

[taiboxa]

Oh jeez, I used to be a contractor too. Ethics that my retarded ass company tried to impose never once got in the way of me burying my dick in stellar poon.

I'm self employed now.

got fired eh?

[ginkobulloba]

And one more thing, dude is about to get shipped off to the longest year of his life. If for nothing else, give him the ass for your country. The last thing this guy is going to do is try to make a problem for you in regards to your job and more than likely he'll hit it right, considering it'll be a long year looking at porn for the poor bastard. It's shit like this that keeps soldiers going during the worst year of their lives.

You gotta throw this dude some ass. Sorry if that sounded too vulgar, but you really should do this.

[taiboxa]

LOL
JUST HUMP HIM .. for our COUNTRY's SAKE!
who kares if u get fired/fined

[ginkobulloba]

got fired eh?

Nah, I quit. Worst gig ever. One day my boss came up and he's like "so, how do you like the job?" I say "wow, man. This is like the best gig I've ever had." Obviously sarcastic.

"It probably is," he says.

"Right man," I say.

"Well, if you don't mind me asking, what were you doing before you came out here?" he says.

"Oh, just making porn in the Czech Republic for a while." I says.

After that I kinda had a reputation out there. I think my boss started to understand where I was coming from.

[3bd]

LOL
JUST HUMP HIM .. for our COUNTRY's SAKE!
who kares if u get fired/fined

That's exactly what I've wanted to say from the begining... go balls deep.

[NotSmall]

So why are you such an attention whore lately? Its kinda pathetic to be honest.

Wow dude, seems harsh...

[Clayguy]

I could see if you were working in theater with him but you two are in the states as of now. Contractors are allowed to bang soilders in the states unless there's something I don't know. I could see if you two were in the desert but no you need to let him conduct a penile episiotomy on you ASAP!

[Expat]

Wow dude, seems harsh...

Originally Posted by muriloninja
So why are you such an attention whore lately? Its kinda pathetic to be honest.




Yeah shitbird... what the FVCK do you mean by that. ur a DICK

I feel sorry for people like you...did making that comment to me make you feel better about yourself? cuz that was all that was about baby

[scottish]

I love it when chicks talk about sex........

[Expat]

Originally Posted by muriloninja
So why are you such an attention whore lately? Its kinda pathetic to be honest.




Yeah shitbird... what the FVCK do you mean by that. ur a DICK

I feel sorry for people like you...did making that comment to me make you feel better about yourself? cuz that was all that was about baby

To all I apologize for my rudeness,

And to you muriloninja, let me share something w/you. You don't know me as I am one of the kindest persons you could know.

muriloninja, what this boils down to for me is I was sick for nearly a year and 1/2. I was for the most part housebound, if I wanted to go outside I had to sit in a chair and literally scoot the chair around in the yard by my feet. Until about 7 months into my illness the Doctors finally figured out what was wrong and told me you are just gonna have to ride this out. This illness has to take it's course there is nothing we can do to make you well.

Do you have any idea what it feels like to go from being a dynamic individual that walked 11 miles a day, lifted weights, had to be outdoors and that physically do anything I wanted to do.??....

To laying up in the house reduced to watching life pass me by...

Especially the first 7 months not knowing what was wrong and in tears daily becuase I wanted my life back? My freakin upper part of my torso was hugely extended due to my enlarged liver and spleen, I would try and tie my shoe laces and would almost gag and be breathless because everything was pressed up against my throat when I would bend over due to this.

That's not me, live life to the gusto, that has always been my motto...

whorin, drinkin and working and working out was my life and I loved it, and guess what ....I still do...


So muriloninja, these small milestones, along with being able to go back to the gym are reassurances that my life is getting back on track and life is going to be normal again... and I am damn excited about it and am sharing them w/you and others. If you do not like me then don't read my threads, those for sure are easily ignored.Please do not make me a target for that is mean spirited... If you can not join in and celebrate and provide positive feedback with me on my small but meaningful milestones... without being mean...then I truly feel sorry for you...

have a good life muriloninja

[Expat]

Why is it unethical ? Its not like you are going to fvck him in the Humvee, or were you ?

hehehehe, yeah, the thought crossed my mind...

[Expat]

I could see if you were working in theater with him but you two are in the states as of now. Contractors are allowed to bang soilders in the states unless there's something I don't know. I could see if you two were in the desert but no you need to let him conduct a penile episiotomy on you ASAP!

I can't approach him out of character (I am a role player and not allowed to speak english,that is a no no.),And his command of Arabic was even more limited than mine, or I would have conveyed my number to him. And there is no other way to approach him. We are literally surrounded by people

[Panzerfaust]

To all I apologize for my rudeness,

And to you muriloninja, let me share something w/you. You don't know me as I am one of the kindest persons you could know.

muriloninja, what this boils down to for me is I was sick for nearly a year and 1/2. I was for the most part housebound, if I wanted to go outside I had to sit in a chair and literally scoot the chair around in the yard by my feet. Until about 7 months into my illness the Doctors finally figured out what was wrong and told me you are just gonna have to ride this out. This illness has to take it's course there is nothing we can do to make you well.

Do you have any idea what it feels like to go from being a dynamic individual that walked 11 miles a day, lifted weights, had to be outdoors and that physically do anything I wanted to do.??....

To laying up in the house reduced to watching life pass me by...

Especially the first 7 months not knowing what was wrong and in tears daily becuase I wanted my life back? My freakin upper part of my torso was hugely extended due to my enlarged liver and spleen, I would try and tie my shoe laces and would almost gag and be breathless because everything was pressed up against my throat when I would bend over due to this.

That's not me, live life to the gusto, that has always been my motto...

whorin, drinkin and working and working out was my life and I loved it, and guess what ....I still do...


So muriloninja, these small milestones, along with being able to go back to the gym are reassurances that my life is getting back on track and life is going to be normal again... and I am damn excited about it and am sharing them w/you and others. If you do not like me then don't read my threads, those for sure are easily ignored.Please do not make me a target for that is mean spirited... If you can not join in and celebrate and provide positive feedback with me on my small but meaningful milestones... without being mean...then I truly feel sorry for you...

have a good life muriloninja

By all means, if you wanna post about wanting to get ****ed by some random guy. More power to you.

I never said anything about not liking you. But you seem to be posting this kind of shit lately begging for attention.

I can't beleive a thirtyfour year old just tried to jump my bones

You are as bad as most of the guys here that have to post about this kind of stupid shit.

And thanks for the history lesson on your health but it really wasn't needed.

[Pooks]

True.. they do have Craigslist for sexual encounters.. n stuff

[Expat]

By all means, if you wanna post about wanting to get ****ed by some random guy. More power to you.

I never said anything about not liking you. But you seem to be posting this kind of shit lately begging for attention.

I can't beleive a thirtyfour year old just tried to jump my bones

You are as bad as most of the guys here that have to post about this kind of stupid shit.

And thanks for the history lesson on your health but it really wasn't needed.

I am not here to win a popularity contest. If you have forgotton, this is the AR Lounge....remember...we are not talking bodybuilding/nutrition here. This is where anything goes... as I said before, if you do not care for my threads, just don't read them. there are numerous other funny similar threads, I get a kick out of, sorry for your lack of sense of humor here...I am so sick of attitudes....I really thought this was one cool website I could be myself and not be judged...please go lurk elsewhere...

[Igifuno]

i think everyone needs to chill. to each his (and her) own.... no need to be harsh to one another.....

i like beer..... and i've had too many today..... love you guys.

IG

[DSM4Life]

He is a reservist and it would be unethical unless I ran into him on the outside. He won't be here long, when he is finished traing w/us he will be shipped to the middle east... oh well, who knows....

Its not unethical for me, give him my number !

[gixxerboy1]

Good thing i don't have morals or ethics. My cock would never come out if its holster

[goodcents]

By all means, if you wanna post about wanting to get ****ed by some random guy. More power to you.

I never said anything about not liking you. But you seem to be posting this kind of shit lately begging for attention.

I can't beleive a thirtyfour year old just tried to jump my bones

You are as bad as most of the guys here that have to post about this kind of stupid shit.

And thanks for the history lesson on your health but it really wasn't needed.

Your a cold mother fuker




















And I mean that in a good way I think we have a new president for womens haters local #5

[goodcents]

Sorry Gix, you've been replaced You have to bake the cookies too

[Expat]

i think everyone needs to chill. to each his (and her) own.... no need to be harsh to one another.....

i like beer..... and i've had too many today..... love you guys.

IG

And I love you too , I have run into only a few women haters...makes me sad for them...

[Prada]

porn has plots?!

Hehe I laughed because "plotte" in french means...you know.....her..um geyser.
....and there is a lot of that in porn.

[Panzerfaust]

Sorry Gix, you've been replaced You have to bake the cookies too

I must decline as I am far from a woman hater. Just hate attention whores.

[taiboxa]

I must decline as I am far from a woman hater. Just hate attention whores.

then how do u step foot into the lounge w/o havinga stroke?

[NotSmall]

then how do u step foot into the lounge w/o havinga stroke?

LMFAO - Exactly! Quite why Murilo has chosen Expat to make his stand is beyond me, there are are alot worse attention whores around... eh Tai?