Ask DSM anything.

[MuscleScience]

Why is my thread better than yours???

[DSM4Life]

Why is my thread better than yours???

It's not.

[KingTenderloin]

spit or swallow?

[J431S]

I am inspired by both godfather and musclescience.

why do u like and dislike most about gay and straight men?

[TTexas]

HOLY HELL! To think that I was mad at myself for staying home on Saturday night!

[jnewton86]

what is the Pythagorean Theorem? what is its application in todays world?

why do so many dumbass** insist on doing d-bol only cycles????????

[KatsMeow]

When are we getting married?

[IronReload04]

DSM

Can Chuck Norris believe the hype?

[Odpierdol_sie!]

Could Joe Calzaghe beat Chuck Norris in the Boxing Ring?

[IronReload04]

Could Joe Calzaghe beat Chuck Norris in the Boxing Ring?

thats what she thought

[FREAK]

why am i so good lookin?

[FREAK]

why am i so fackin huge?

[FREAK]

why do woman love me?

[FREAK]

now i know all the answers to these ? but does dsm know?

[Bojangles69]

why did the chicken cross the road?

[Ernst]

Which came first, the egg or the chicken?

[ghettoboyd]

Woodchucks Chucking Wood

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:

* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

Others say:

* He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

* A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

* One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

* It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

* Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

* It depends on how good his dentures are!

* A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

* About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

* About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

* Um....... 23????

* Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

* If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.

* Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

* Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

i cant stop laughing at this

[Voland]

why am i a twink, fairy gays and gays who have this fetish of dressing as women (not a tranny, just a regular dude who reher to him as her) MAGNET?

Logic operation fails here:
Gays like men
Girls like men

Gays are heavily attracted to me i quote "i want you to rape me as a lil school girl" "i wanna be your sissy slut" "fvck me like a dog and let me pregnant" and some other gross quotes and the more i insist im straigh and there is no chance NEVER the grosser the quotes get and the more they insist.
why are 80% (nice) girls scared/intimidated/weirded out?

Their mindset should be equal as they both like men, right?

[Voland]

which are the best color (for a tshit) for a blonde, green/blue eyed, pale as snow dude like me? I'm wearing those with black pants and shoes.

[warchild]

can i do a dbol only cycle?

[KatsMeow]

which are the best color (for a tshit) for a blonde, green/blue eyed, pale as snow dude like me? I'm wearing those with black pants and shoes.

I lighter gem tone like a emerald green or a vibrant blue....

[DSM4Life]

spit or swallow?

Depends on the guy and his diet.

why do u like and dislike most about gay and straight men?

Like gay - They have soft skin

Dislike gay - Too sensitive

Like Straight - Know how to party hard

Dislike straight - Always have to play the tough guy role

When are we getting married?

As soon as the b/f allows me to play with girls

DSM

Can Chuck Norris believe the hype?

No

Could Joe Calzaghe beat Chuck Norris in the Boxing Ring?

Depends on the day of the week.

why am i so good lookin?

Genes

why am i so fackin huge?

Gear

why do woman love me?

Cause women love dump good looking men.

now i know all the answers to these ? but does dsm know?

Answered

why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

[DSM4Life]

why am i a twink, fairy gays and gays who have this fetish of dressing as women (not a tranny, just a regular dude who reher to him as her) MAGNET?

Logic operation fails here:
Gays like men
Girls like men

Gays are heavily attracted to me i quote "i want you to rape me as a lil school girl" "i wanna be your sissy slut" "fvck me like a dog and let me pregnant" and some other gross quotes and the more i insist im straigh and there is no chance NEVER the grosser the quotes get and the more they insist.

We all want what we can't have

why are 80% (nice) girls scared/intimidated/weirded out?

Most are turned on but they are afraid to admit it to you. They don't want you to think that they are the weird one.

Their mindset should be equal as they both like men, right?

Not all the time.

[DSM4Life]

Which came first, the egg or the chicken?

This question appears regularly in the question file, so let's take a shot at it.

In nature, living things evolve through changes in their DNA. In an animal like a chicken, DNA from a male sperm cell and a female ovum meet and combine to form a zygote -- the first cell of a new baby chicken. This first cell divides innumerable times to form all of the cells of the complete animal. In any animal, every cell contains exactly the same DNA, and that DNA comes from the zygote.

Chickens evolved from non-chickens through small changes caused by the mixing of male and female DNA or by mutations to the DNA that produced the zygote. These changes and mutations only have an effect at the point where a new zygote is created. That is, two non-chickens mated and the DNA in their new zygote contained the mutation(s) that produced the first true chicken. That one zygote cell divided to produce the first true chicken.

Prior to that first true chicken zygote, there were only non-chickens. The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could produce a new animal, and the zygote cell is housed in the chicken's egg. So, the egg must have come first.

[BritishColumbian]

When will you change your avatar to something less gay?

[DSM4Life]

When will you change your avatar to something less gay?

Never. I mostly keep it because it bothers so many people on here. If it didn't i would probably put up something cute like a kitten or a pic of warchild28

[BajanBastard]

Why is it every time i go to holla at Nark, no matter the second, minute, hour, day, week or month it is, Nark is always half naked? If he asks me to touch him on his special place what should i, a straight man do?

[BritishColumbian]

A kitten would be nice

[DSM4Life]

A kitten would be nice

It will never happen as long as you remain a member here.

Why is it every time i go to holla at Nark, no matter the second, minute, hour, day, week or month it is, Nark is always half naked? If he asks me to touch him on his special place what should i, a straight man do?

Nark is a complicated guy and it would be very difficult for me to explain why he does what he does. If a friend asks you to do something its only polite to comply.

[BritishColumbian]

[QUOTE=DSM4Life;4290723]It will never happen as long as you remain a member here.[QUOTE]

So if i quit this forum you will change it?

[DSM4Life]

[QUOTE=BritishColumbian;4290725][QUOTE=DSM4Life;4290723]It will never happen as long as you remain a member here.

So if i quit this forum you will change it?

I'll lie and say yes just to get you to quit.

[BritishColumbian]

why do you want me to quit?

[warchild]

who told you i was cute?

[DSM4Life]

why do you want me to quit?

First impression can never be taken back and my first one of you showed me your a douche (with your comments). Maybe this could serve as a learning experience. Can people change ? Yes and i give that to them but until they prove me otherwise.....

[DSM4Life]

who told you i was cute?

I am banking it on the fact that you have a good looking g/f.

[warchild]

who told you that? dukki?

[BritishColumbian]

Lol @ you

[BritishColumbian]

....

[DSM4Life]

....

Lesbians !

[KingTenderloin]

Are you born gay or is it choice?

At what age did u know u were gay?

If ur born gay, how do u explain Bisexuals?

Do u like the Jonas brothers?