Ask DSM anything.

[DSM4Life]

of the 6 women you had sex with! How many did u hit in their precious h? and how hard was it for you to convince them?

2, Not hard to convince them at all.

[HORSE~]

Why can I not log on to this site using Firefox at the moment????

[DSM4Life]

Why can I not log on to this site using Firefox at the moment????

Are you up to date at 3.0.3 ?
I am on with FF right now.

But the answer to the question: User Error

[Kale]

Why can I not log on to this site using Firefox at the moment????

Yeah dude I am on as well. Trying clearing all your cookies and caches

[SMCengineer]

Your actions would change the course of history

How, since all the events in history have occurred in a particular order that led to the present? Therefore you would already be a part of history.

If it was possible to change the present by going back to the past, would it be possible to kill one of your parents to prevent your birth and if that was possible than how would you have gone back to the past to actually accomplish killing one of them?

[Deltasaurus]

^^good point

[GT2]

How, since all the events in history have occurred in a particular order that led to the present? Therefore you would already be a part of history.

If it was possible to change the present by going back to the past, would it be possible to kill one of your parents to prevent your birth and if that was possible than how would you have gone back to the past to actually accomplish killing one of them?

I'd love to see DSM have a proper comeback/argument to this.

[FREAK]

dsm pm me

[Bio-boosted]

Originally Posted by Blome

How, since all the events in history have occurred in a particular order that led to the present? Therefore you would already be a part of history.

If it was possible to change the present by going back to the past, would it be possible to kill one of your parents to prevent your birth and if that was possible than how would you have gone back to the past to actually accomplish killing one of them?

I'd love to see DSM have a proper comeback/argument to this.

Not to steal DSMs thunder here but, one or all of three of the following events could occur. Assuming time travel is possible; i) Quantum physics takes over allowing the killing but on a different thread in space-time bla bla (dimension) or ii) the murderous paradox destroys your future self instantly but, worse, you grow up to the age again and remain in the loop forever; iii) Timecop saves the day

[SMCengineer]

^^sounds kinda like Donnie Darko.

[Bojangles69]

if a woodchuck could chuck wood
and the woodchuck got a wood
where would the woodchuck chuck his wood?

[HORSE~]

dsm pm me

I'll try to answer this one for him....


FREAK, Dude I don't want to date your old ass!!!!

[WARMachine]

WTF does DSM stand for?

[HORSE~]

WTF does DSM stand for?

LOL, I have always wondered that as well....



I think it is some kind of shity ass car but I am not sure...........

[warchild]

dsm=dick sucking man/male

[Bojangles69]

ummm..

[DSM4Life]

WTF does DSM stand for?

Diamond Star Motors.

if a woodchuck could chuck wood
and the woodchuck got a wood
where would the woodchuck chuck his wood?

Already answered in detail, no back.

[Bojangles69]

LIAR!
This thread is a waste!!!

[DSM4Life]

Woodchucks Chucking Wood

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:

* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

Others say:

* He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

* A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

* One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

* It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

* Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

* It depends on how good his dentures are!

* A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

* About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

* About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

* Um....... 23????

* Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

* If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.

* Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

* Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

[Deltasaurus]

PWO dextrose or Malto?

[Bojangles69]

Why do ground hogs see shadows, wood chucks chuck wood, and beavers become slang for vagina but their all the same exact animal?

How is this possible? What does wood, shadows and vagina all have in common?

[warchild]

...

[rhino1]

I'd love to see DSM have a proper comeback/argument to this.

I have your answer DSM....

If you killed one of your parents....whoever was not killed of the two would still lend to you being concieved (provided they ever concieved another child) with another person...

You would still exist...just 1/2 of your orriginal self..the other half would be caracteristic of the other party responsible in your conception....

[WARMachine]

dsm=dick sucking man/male

[hugovsilva]

dsm=dick sucking man/male

ahahahahah

[warchild]

just a shot in the dark...

[MuscleScience]

How did this thread get so big?

[WARMachine]

Everyone knows DSM and for the most part everyone likes him...

Plus, hes ALWAYS funnier than shit...

[warchild]

agreed

[Kale]

Everyone knows DSM and for the most part everyone likes him...

Plus, hes ALWAYS funnier than shit...

I dont find shit funny at all !!

[rhino1]

It could mean many things

Dead Sexy Male
Dick sucking male
Dumb stupid male
Do suck me
Dont suck me
Damn Smart Male
Dont Shoot Mom
Do Shoot Mom
Devil Sucks Mangina
Dave Shits M&M's
Donkey Suck Me
Donkey Sucking Me
Donkey Soakes Me
Dong Sprays Me
Damn Squirley Maggot
D1ck Sh1t Mommy
Dildo Slap Me
Dildo Stroking Me
Devil Stroking Me
Dave Strokes Me
Dad Strokes Mom
Dad Sucks Mom
Duck Suck Muck
DSM Sucks Mulciber (lol)
D1ck Sh1t Mother****er
D1ck Sh1t MMMMMMMMM
Dildo Slippery Monkey
D1ck shit monkey
D1ck sucking monkey

and the list goes on....

But the mystery remains

[WARMachine]

I dont find shit funny at all !!

See, thats funny...

[WARMachine]

It could mean many things

Dead Sexy Male
Dick sucking male
Dumb stupid male
Do suck me
Dont suck me
Damn Smart Male
Dont Shoot Mom
Do Shoot Mom
Devil Sucks Mangina
Dave Shits M&M's
Donkey Suck Me
Donkey Sucking Me
Donkey Soakes Me
Dong Sprays Me
Damn Squirley Maggot
D1ck Sh1t Mommy
Dildo Slap Me
Dildo Stroking Me
Devil Stroking Me
Dave Strokes Me
Dad Strokes Mom
Dad Sucks Mom
Duck Suck Muck
DSM Sucks Mulciber (lol)
D1ck Sh1t Mother****er
D1ck Sh1t MMMMMMMMM
Dildo Slippery Monkey
D1ck shit monkey
D1ck sucking monkey

and the list goes on....

But the mystery remains

You sir, have ENTIRELY too much time on your hands this late at night...

[Voice of Reason]

I've always thought DSM was just BDSM without the "bondage", that kinky monkey.

[rhino1]

You sir, have ENTIRELY too much time on your hands this late at night...

Some would say

[DSM4Life]

PWO dextrose or Malto?

None

How did this thread get so big?

There are many whores on here.

Dead Sexy Male
Dick sucking male
Dumb stupid male
Do suck me
Dont suck me
Damn Smart Male
Dont Shoot Mom
Do Shoot Mom
Devil Sucks Mangina
Dave Shits M&M's
Donkey Suck Me
Donkey Sucking Me
Donkey Soakes Me
Dong Sprays Me
Damn Squirley Maggot
D1ck Sh1t Mommy
Dildo Slap Me
Dildo Stroking Me
Devil Stroking Me
Dave Strokes Me
Dad Strokes Mom
Dad Sucks Mom
Duck Suck Muck
DSM Sucks Mulciber (lol)
D1ck Sh1t Mother****er
D1ck Sh1t MMMMMMMMM
Dildo Slippery Monkey
D1ck shit monkey
D1ck sucking monkey

and the list goes on....

But the mystery remains

Listing your "to do list" isn't a question

[rhino1]

None



There are many whores on here.



Listing your "to do list" isn't a question

O M G you are the funniest! O' dsm where do you get it?

[DSM4Life]

O M G you are the funniest! O' dsm where do you get it?

Mommy always said i was "special."

[rhino1]

Mommy always said i was "special."

How does it make you special that she dropped you?

JK....we are all special in our own ways lol...

My mom dropped me repeatedly....intentionally

[Dukkit]

PWO dextrose or Malto?

neither...

wazy maize