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  1. 01-20-2009, 04:25 PM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    When i want to get a girl out of my head i try to think of her having a poo, works every time..
    Doesnt work when you have already seen ur gurl taking a piss....
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  2. 01-20-2009, 04:44 PM #82
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    she strikes me as the kind of girl that would cheat on you with a complete asshole that treats girls badly and while their doing it she's goin on about how much her boyfriend is a p$$$$.

    not intending to sound cold dude, but just calling it like I see it.
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  3. 01-20-2009, 04:45 PM #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    Doesnt work when you have already seen ur gurl taking a piss....
    also doesnt work once you've lived with the girl and already gotten somewhat serious, cause by then, you've fallen in love with the poo as well.

    hey EPC !!
    don't you run away...you come BACK here and take your MEDICINE !!!!
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  4. 01-20-2009, 06:50 PM #84
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    Dude just stay with the girl, obviously you need someone there that can tell you what to do. You know you are in a phuked up relationship and you are asking someone else what you should do. You will never make it. Now get of the net and go iron her panties before she breaks it off with you!
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  5. 01-20-2009, 08:06 PM #85
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    Dude... why are you letting her treat you like this?

    Are you serious?

    Cut it off...
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  6. 01-20-2009, 08:19 PM #86
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    of course, the other alternative is to play along with it, enjoy the sex and let yourself be stimulated by being dominated. maybe you can get her to play dominatrix on you....hmm...kinky
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  7. 01-20-2009, 08:22 PM #87
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    EPC is currently locked up in her basement, he will be now known as the gymp.
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    **** her mom
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  9. 01-21-2009, 01:55 AM #89
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    Take some tequilla shots .. get some friends to beat ur ass up... get her to come home and call the cops on her for domestic abuse. I'm sure all the people that know you will testify for you that she wore the pants in the relationship.
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  10. 01-21-2009, 01:57 AM #90
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    OP

    I'm just curious,
    when you were born, and the doctors saw that you had no balls, did they ever tell your parents about it? You could have fixed this problem many years ago.
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    Dude you are a disgrace to man hood. Is this you by any chance ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ipua3OWhSk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale View Post
    Dude you are a disgrace to man hood. Is this you by any chance ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ipua3OWhSk
    pwned

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  13. 01-21-2009, 08:33 AM #93
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    lol the song single ladies is in fact gayer than the show bromance. I ****ING HATE THAT GODDAMN SONG ITS SO ****ING ANNOYING!!!!!!


    is anyone with me on that?
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    the OP seems to have shriveled up and died...

    no, i know what happened. his girl friend told him, "and don't let me see you one more time on that forum. you dont need any advice. you want a piece of this you'll do as I SAY!"
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    Actually in all seriousness this will definitely help you http://www.cosmetic-plastic-surgery....lar-prostheses
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    damn dude kale is intelectually slaying this kid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale View Post
    Actually in all seriousness this will definitely help you http://www.cosmetic-plastic-surgery....lar-prostheses
    Like Turk in Scrubs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale View Post
    Actually in all seriousness this will definitely help you http://www.cosmetic-plastic-surgery....lar-prostheses
    Oooooooh snap.
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