"oh my god! There is no ****ing way!"

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-10-2009, 03:01 PM

my penis is 14 inches

**Matt** · 03-10-2009, 03:04 PM

Baby dick^^^

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-10-2009, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Baby dick^^^

I'm talking monster cock

**T_Own** · 03-10-2009, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

To long to read, i got bored after looking at your avatar, sorry..

its worth the read lol

**Matt** · 03-10-2009, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

I'm talking monster cock

Lmao lol.....

**Matt** · 03-10-2009, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by T_Own

its worth the read lol

Ok i shall read it, i shall then ponder for a while before i respond...

**AnimalGear** · 03-10-2009, 05:22 PM

I wish my cock was that big

**Mr_Clean** · 03-10-2009, 05:53 PM

Same shit happens to me all the time....

**J-Dogg** · 03-10-2009, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by AnimalGear

I wish my cock was that big

You do realize he did not get to pile drive a Latin beauty because of it right?

**JC.1987** · 03-10-2009, 06:09 PM

dude how big is your schlong....

**ni4ni** · 03-10-2009, 06:46 PM

Jesus I miss all the fucing fun!!!
So where are the pics?
fyi- not of your johnson either

**J-Dogg** · 03-10-2009, 06:52 PM

I demand a measurement and water displacement test to be done on your member. Regaurdless of how insignificant it makes me feel.

**jbm** · 03-10-2009, 07:15 PM

This thread is awesome dick size and Hispanic beauty! lololol..........

**Hoggage_54** · 03-10-2009, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

my penis is 14 inches

pfft... my internet penis is 16 inches

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 07:22 PM

hahah great responses guys
quick update nothing too exciting

so all day she was texting me "so do you hate me?" "im so embarrassed still, my roommate laughed at me..."

hahahaha maybe another case of a friend of a friend

i looked her up through search on myspace, she doesnt have a profile i dont think, unless i did it wrong. i have no idea how to use that pathetic site, im not on it.
one of my boys is coming into town friday so we ll probably go to the bar that night.
and you better believe i am inviting her and her hoochie ass friends! one of her friends is rather chubby girl, pretty face though, and my boy has a rep of hittin big chicks hahaha

anyway, im gonna try to get her to send me some naked pics, but not sure if i can work that magic right now

WE SHALL SEE!!!!

**firmechicano831** · 03-10-2009, 07:33 PM

you should of at least licked her pu.ssy and finger banged it. Once she's all wet and excited she would of taken it easy. If you can't just give me her number and she'll be on all fours by tomorrow.

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by firmechicano831

you should of at least licked her pu.ssy and finger banged it. Once she's all wet and excited she would of taken it easy. If you can't just give me her number and she'll be on all fours by tomorrow.

bro i was just so shocked about the whole situation i was just like, F it
i mean it took a lot for me not to laugh
besides, ive been bangin an ex fling a bunch lately so that probably held me back a little bit. other wise, i would have been too damn horny at that point and that chick would not have left my room until this morning! hahaha

oh by the way guys for what its worth she speaks fluent spanish i love it

**higherdesire** · 03-10-2009, 07:55 PM

This thread has gotten more action than you that night! I have had to stuff my d**k into a girl like I was stuffing a handkerchief into my pocket before, and then let it get hard inside. It is tough to keep it flacid but it works if she is scared of it!

**firmechicano831** · 03-10-2009, 07:56 PM

so Whats her name? tell her if she wan'ts a AR bang?

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 07:59 PM

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**firmechicano831** · 03-10-2009, 08:08 PM

nice, tell her to send you a text pic so we can see it. I'll tell you if she's pretty although I do believe you.

***RAGE*** · 03-10-2009, 08:10 PM

mine is this big

***RAGE*** · 03-10-2009, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

pfft... my internet penis is 16 inches

but the people that know you say it looks like this....

**firmechicano831** · 03-10-2009, 08:15 PM

picture of my ex

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 08:18 PM

no way bro! u sayin you dated a victoria secret model??????

**higherdesire** · 03-10-2009, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

mine is this big

Prone did this thing really measure you? Ew. You are out of the club if so!

**Brown Ninja** · 03-10-2009, 08:26 PM

My Grandma said Prone was large

***RAGE*** · 03-10-2009, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

Prone did this thing really measure you? Ew. You are out of the club if so!

No this one did but told the other one......lol

as you can see she is measuring it now.....lol

**firmechicano831** · 03-10-2009, 08:26 PM

of course, that bitch thought my dick was to big too so she went for a smaller one. She thought it might hurt her image and walk bowleged in the future.

**higherdesire** · 03-10-2009, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

No this one did but told the other one......lol

as you can see she is measuring it now.....lol

Looks more like she's touching it with a ten foot pole?

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 08:32 PM

hahaha smart girl

***RAGE*** · 03-10-2009, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

Looks more like she's touching it with a ten foot pole?

I am the ten foot pole

**higherdesire** · 03-10-2009, 08:47 PM

i bow!

**firmechicano831** · 03-10-2009, 08:49 PM

so what was her last message or text? Call her and tell her how beautiful she is and how you think about her every minute and second. LOL She'll love that shit. Do that to loosen her up a little.

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 08:57 PM

eh last text wasnt shit, "K ill see you in class tomorrow

".....
already told her bout my buddy comin in town and the bar and what not.
her response, "oh im in for sure!"
and other bs how she is gonna get ME drunk blah blah blah and if i was guna be at the gym later cuz she is going 2nite (i work out on campus occasionally and help her out a bit haha). trust me i know its a done deal guys, shes too curious at this point

its guna be a steady dose of tequila and irish car bombs all night, followed by a SNATCH THRASHING!!!

**firmechicano831** · 03-10-2009, 09:00 PM

you better slap that ass and pull her hair and do her real good that she's going to want seconds and thirds.

**Older lifter** · 03-10-2009, 09:00 PM

Mate, taht story should be published...lmao, what a buggar. get her drunk and give to her up the Ar*e just to teach her not to tease....lmao

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 09:03 PM

trust me fellas, she has no idea what she is in for
im hardly guna drink that night just so i can remember every detail. she is getting the pounding of her life LOL

**jbm** · 03-10-2009, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by CHUCKYthentic

trust me fellas, she has no idea what she is in for
im hardly guna drink that night just so i can remember every detail. she is getting the pounding of her life LOL

genius! don't forget the pics! lolol....

**Phate** · 03-10-2009, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by jbm

genius! don't forget the pics! lolol....

screw pics, grab a tape recorder and set it up in a corner, just don't forget to use black electrical tape on the red light so it looks like it's off and set it to turn on when it detects motions you don't prematurely run out of video