"oh my god! There is no ****ing way!"

**big daddy k de** · 03-10-2009, 11:44 PM

ohhh man blue balls for sure ... man latin women wooo mine is also unbelievably hot .. but dont sweat it it will happen ..good luck and let us know how this goes ( hey if a baby can pop outa there ...well u got the idea lol)

**gst528i** · 03-10-2009, 11:51 PM

This thread is amusing. So How big is your member to make a bitch
be scared????
make sure you plow her in both hole.
Also send me pics .... make her pay for blue balls. .. that shyt aint funny... i didn;t believe in blue balls till my ex (virgin) back out the first time i was about to fck her... MADE HER PAY FOR MY BLUE BALL... MAKE SURE YOU MAKE HER PAY FOR THEM BLUEBALLS DAYM IT ..

**chicmagnet** · 03-11-2009, 04:06 AM

So she's gone back to tell her friends that you were too big for her? Worth lovers nuts for the public relations exercise. Look at the bigger picture here, I'd get viagra ready.

**scerpico22** · 03-11-2009, 09:05 AM

ahhhh man, irish car bombs are the way to go...we better hear how she is complaining on saturday why her ass hurts so much LOL...after leavin you hanging like that...she better get it in the pooper!

viagra style...

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-11-2009, 04:37 PM

alright guys quick update

had class with her today, we walked to the parking lot together and you know i asked her bout the other night

me,"so what happened the other night?"
her,"Ah i was hoping to slip away from that question until Friday night.."

me(haha in my head), "what do mean?"
her, "cuz its sooo embarrassing! haha"

me, "well what do you think i felt like? you left sooo much to my imagination
her,"oh whatever you probably thought you were mr bad ass or something! well maybe i wont leave too much to your imagination in a couple days..."

im thinking hahahaha thats damn straight!

me,"oh we will see about that" (im thinkin im gonna leave your imagination sore!)

that was pretty much it, then she got in her car to go to work

alright and to all you damn homos that want to know the size of my mini-me (haha jk guys) since the damn question wont go away....

a fraction over 9 1/2 inches, and thick!

so im gonna try this her leaving me wondering thing i told her today to try and work some pics

so here is the deal fellas i am thinking. IF, IF she sends me some pics i will post them BUT for a limited amount of time then i will remove them. ill give you guys a heads up say a hour or so, put em up for a few then they re gone forever!

if you miss them sorry

adios amigos!

**higherdesire** · 03-11-2009, 07:17 PM

Friday night or saturday morning? Early or late?

**xnotoriousx** · 03-11-2009, 07:18 PM

Yeah i've been getting called mr.ed for a long time from word of mouth. Girls take it like a champion though. (some anyway)

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-11-2009, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

Friday night or saturday morning? Early or late?

hahahaha i dont know
wait you mean the pics or when am i hopefully poundin this girl?

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-11-2009, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

Friday night or saturday morning? Early or late?

hahahaha i dont know
wait you mean the pics or when am i hopefully poundin this girl?
cuz if its when im doin her i hope all of the above

**higherdesire** · 03-11-2009, 07:21 PM

yeah I hope it for all mankind that it is all of the above for you, but I was talking about the pics!

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-11-2009, 07:22 PM

oh ok. well hopefully by tonight or tomorrow. i gurantee she ll be textin me soon, usually does around this time of night, that when ill hit her up

**scerpico22** · 03-11-2009, 07:42 PM

waiting....

**higherdesire** · 03-12-2009, 04:25 PM

well?

**luxifer93** · 03-12-2009, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by CHUCKYthentic

oh ok. well hopefully by tonight or tomorrow. i gurantee she ll be textin me soon, usually does around this time of night, that when ill hit her up

Don't forget who supported you in the beginning.....

**jbm** · 03-13-2009, 02:10 AM

Originally Posted by luxifer93

Don't forget who supported you in the beginning.....

Yeah! don't forget my friend.... Pics!

You're my best friend....

**J-Dogg** · 03-13-2009, 07:08 AM

9.5.

I have to measure up.

How do you measure a cock properly? Top of the base to tip?

Should a circumference measurement be done also?

Lex Steel is the biggest in porn I guess and he measures up to 11"

**daem** · 03-13-2009, 10:12 AM

The judicious use of the word "skanks" reminds me of the "new haircut" video on youtube...lol!

**SampsonandDelilah** · 03-13-2009, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by daem

The judicious use of the word "skanks" reminds me of the "new haircut" video on youtube...lol!

"fvcking skanks....jaeger bombs"

hilarious!

**Polska** · 03-13-2009, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

9.5.

I have to measure up.

How do you measure a cock properly? Top of the base to tip?

Should a circumference measurement be done also?

Lex Steel is the biggest in porn I guess and he measures up to 11"

Wrong. Steele is 9" tops. The longest in porn is Mandingo. The thickest in porn is Shane Diesel. Both black dudes. Doesn't help the stereotype!

**StritationOrBust** · 03-13-2009, 06:32 PM

Stats????

Age? Lenght? Width? Banging experience?

Uh yea, I would just be like.....well lets just keep on doing what we're doin here. Don't have to have sex. Lets just have fun. Then when you get her all wet.....BOOM hello baby''s arm!

**T_Own** · 03-13-2009, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by StritationOrBust

Stats????

Age? Lenght? Width? Banging experience?

Uh yea, I would just be like.....well lets just keep on doing what we're doin here. Don't have to have sex. Lets just have fun. Then when you get her all wet.....BOOM hello baby''s arm!

probably more like a 10 year olds arm lol

**Phate** · 03-13-2009, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by Polska

Wrong. Steele is 9" tops. The longest in porn is Mandingo. The thickest in porn is Shane Diesel. Both black dudes. Doesn't help the stereotype!

i wonder if either has had fat implants to make their dick thicker?

**T_Own** · 03-13-2009, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

i wonder if either has had fat implants to make their dick thicker?

i doubt it.. a couple black guys slangin that wood

**luxifer93** · 03-13-2009, 08:38 PM

I wonder if you could inject synthol in your cack

**Phate** · 03-13-2009, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by luxifer93

I wonder if you could inject synthol in your cack

they don't inject it in, then put it between the skin and the tissue, the problem is that since the fat isn't anchored it can clump up and make your dick look all...well..clumpy

**scerpico22** · 03-13-2009, 08:41 PM

^^^^ nasty

**IM708** · 03-13-2009, 08:43 PM

I cant get any because of the shape of my dick

**Phate** · 03-13-2009, 08:46 PM

that's what alcohol is for my friend, if they're eyes start going crooked then your dick becomes straight, problem solved

**IM708** · 03-13-2009, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

that's what alcohol is for my friend, if they're eyes start going crooked then your dick becomes straight, problem solved

no matter what phate always has the answers

**Phate** · 03-13-2009, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

no matter what phate always has the answers

this one i needed an answer for a while ago as well as i have the same problem, though now it's actually an advantage

**IM708** · 03-13-2009, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

this one i needed an answer for a while ago as well as i have the same problem, though now it's actually an advantage

I wasn't being serious bout that. It curves but not what referred to as a boomerang dick.

**Phate** · 03-13-2009, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

I wasn't being serious bout that. It curves but not what referred to as a boomerang dick.

i figured, alot of people have a natural curve but have a drastic curve is pretty rare

**luxifer93** · 03-13-2009, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

they don't inject it in, then put it between the skin and the tissue, the problem is that since the fat isn't anchored it can clump up and make your dick look all...well..clumpy

Do they really do that?

**Phate** · 03-13-2009, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by luxifer93

Do they really do that?

yes

http://www.penile-enlargement-surgeon.com/lipo.html

**J-Dogg** · 03-13-2009, 09:05 PM

Remeber on the part of "Bigger Faster Stronger" he meets with the porn star?

They inject Viagra right in their dicks.

Honestly, I've used the liquid CIA and I see no reason to be injecting your cack with anything. That stuff makes you good2go.

Lex is only 9"? I honestly think I'm setting over 7.5

**luxifer93** · 03-13-2009, 09:05 PM

Wow.

**Phate** · 03-13-2009, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

Remeber on the part of "Bigger Faster Stronger" he meets with the porn star?

They inject Viagra right in their dicks.

Honestly, I've used the liquid CIA and I see no reason to be injecting your cack with anything. That stuff makes you good2go.

Lex is only 9"? I honestly think I'm setting over 7.5

not quite, they use caverject, which is easy enough to get, it's a prostaglandin

**Polska** · 03-14-2009, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by Phate

not quite, they use caverject, which is easy enough to get, it's a prostaglandin

Yep. PGE-1 not cialis. I've injected caverject (PGE1) into my dick before to try it out. I don't think I'll be doing it again for awhile

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-14-2009, 02:11 PM

haha what the hell have you guys been talking about on here!

alright fellas, im gonna type up my details from lastnight here in a bit

i have a couple of pics so here is the warning on those. im gonna put em in my album under my profile, they re not great pics but theyre good