"oh my god! There is no ****ing way!"

**luxifer93** · 03-14-2009, 03:15 PM

Was she doing a handstand? Nice ass.

**hugovsilva** · 03-14-2009, 03:19 PM

Really nice ass.

Hurry up with the details bro.

Was she limping when she left your place?

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-14-2009, 03:36 PM

Alright so Friday afternoon we were texting and i talked her into sending me a couple pics. she would only send booty shots cuz "Im not gonna show my face!" and no front shots cuz she has a tattoo right above her snatch! which i didnt even notice the other night!

Alright so my buddy came into town around 6 and him and I went and got a bite to eat. told the girls we re all gonna meet up at my place at 830 for some pre-drinking if you will.

they roll up around 9, and she brings 5 friends! Awesome! gonna be one of those nights, it can either go wonderfully great or terribly wrong! ive only got 3 of my boys with me so it worked out haha.

alright well we all threw back a few shots of tequila then piled into my buddys SUV and headed to some damn club that i would never go to other than the reason i am goin tonight! Friday nights are hip hop night at this place and it gets jam packed! well we get there early enough that we were able to post up right on this part of the bar that is like a half circle, best part!

Alright so we drink and dance a little and all that good stuff. By the way i bought 6 rounds of irish car bombs haha!

around the tail end of the night at the club "she" comes up to me all wasted and is like my stupid ex bf is here! she points him out and im thinkin, this scrawny ass little beaner better ruin my night!

im not worried about him trying to fight me or anything like that, but i can see this going 2 ways:

1. maybe she had a serious tie with this guy and she is gonna turn all emotional
2. shes gonna be all over my nuts and make this dude jealous and F#@K!

haha well ended up option 2!!!

alright well we ended up leavin about a hour b4 the place closed. 2 of her friends fell off by the wayside, 1 was pukin. 2 of my boys were already all over 2 of here friends so it was going great! we get back to my place and 1 of my roommates was out of town the other wasnt home

alright this shits gettin too long so ill get to the point. i go into my garage to throw some bottle away. by the way i only had a handful of drinks so ripped and reain to go! she follows me in there and we start makin out. she grabs my cock and starts rubbin. i sit down on a chair in there and she starts blowin me!

im thinkin, oh for her own sake i hope nobody walks in! this girl could suck a cock guys! i dont know if it was the alcohol in her or if she was just full of shit the other night! i mean both hands goin, spittin on it, lookin up at me sayin dirty shit! haha it was great! well shes blowin me for probably close to a good 10 minutes
im thinkin, is this chick tryin to make me nut or what? sorry babe not happenin haha!

i tell her lets go into my room, she says, "lets go!"
no the next obstacle is hiding my dick so everyone doenst see it haha! so i pull the tuck it up in my waist line thing, not the bset spot. well we start goin to my room and my damn friend grabs me around the shoulder, "Shot time buddy!"

"she" was like ya lets take a shot!
****! i tell my buddy, "u *****!" then hit him in the nuts haha, not hard though.
alright my wood goes down we take another shot hang out for a few minutes, then i motion to her come on. so we hed to my room.

my room is right next to where these people are so im thinkin, they re gonna get a show! so we start goin at it and she stops me...
"wait! put some music on so they cant hear us"

damnit im thinkin, alright so here i am naked at my computer thinkin WTF do i put on, she comes up behind my should and points

"OOO nine inch nails!"

hahahaha perfect! so we blast that

we start makin out again and she pulls me down on to her on my bed

she tells me, "lick my *****..."
ha so i oblige. i must say for a long night of partyin, it tasted prety sweet!
she loooved gettin licked, i guess every chick does.

after a couple minutes, she says"**** me"
like a gentleman i do as she asks again haha. she spit on her hand and reached down to get mu dick wet. well the dick pretty much slid in without any problems.
she told me to go slow at 1st
ha at 1st ya but not the whole time.
she kept pushin on my hips to make sure i didnt go too deep, so i got up on me knees, put her legs up on my shoulders, and started pumpin hahaha!

she was going crazy! "oh god, oh ****, holy shit, shit, damn!"
hahaha what a dirty mouth on this chick
after i got it warmed up i went back down layin on her and i start diggin it out!
she was loud as F#@K guys LOUD, i dont think the music was doin any good at all!
she was diggin her nails into my back and arms!

so then i tell her to get on top, ha ha not to blow smoke up my own ass guys but she just could not ride me for shit. she kept like tryin to go on the way down, then she say, AHH and shake a little bit.
so i told her lets try it another way
she said how?
turn around, and get up on both feet
ok
haha yes! im thinkin, my favorite position
so she gets on and at 1st its goin pretty slow, but damn guys, what a view, this chick has an amazing ass. finally she starts gettin into and starts gettin going REAL fast!
i was thinkin, if she oes up too high and my wiener pops, out shes guna break it!
i reach up and start playin with her asshole with my thumb, haha she loved, started moanin and yellin louder and louder and louder and louder
then she starts cummin and shakin and sits all the way down on it and lets out a sharp
OOOOHHHHH!

she stops and tells me, ok i need a break..
what! well i dont!
so she starts givin me head again for a minute, then i pin her up against my wall Jarhead style, if yal remember that scene and start diggin her out!
i feel like im about to nut so i have her get doggy style and i stand up at the foot off my bed
im poundin the hell out of her and she tells me to pull her hair! hahaha so again i do as she says
so i bust a fat nut all over her back right, im squeezin out the last drops when she turn around and suck the rest out!

DAMN! now this surprised me! this girl is a bit of a freak!

so thats that, we lay there for a second in bed huffin and puffin and i was sweaty as shit! so i tell her lets go take a shower

so we sneak into the shower, and i start tryin to mess with her again

she says, "no way, im way too sore right now!"
hahahaha well i probably couldnt get it up right now anyway since we just got done, im not guna lie. but shit the way this chick looks naked i couldnt take my hands off!

so thats that we went back to my room, i took the sheets off cuz they were soaked, and that bitch passed out in 5 minutes, snoring HAHAHA

so i get up and go into my living room where 1 of my boys was by himself, he was wasted palyin 360. my boy from phx was i one of my roommates rooms with one of her hot ass freinds and i guess the other one left with some other braud

about 10 minutes later my boy and her friend come out of the room. im thinkin shit!
they look at me and her friend says, "sounded like a porn in there!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA what? i said

my boy says, "dude we were all three at the door for about 5 minutes listening to you monkeys going at it!"

hahaha i start crackin up and my drunk buddy, goes, ya dude i went into the bathroom early and rubbed one out!

well thats it fellas that was the night! iwent and had a beer then went and passed out too. woke up this morning with a wood, ofcourse. started rubbin it against her butt, she had my robe on

got another one in that morning, a nice quickie, then she left!
when she got up and started getting dressed she winsed and grabbed her belly

i said whats wrong?
my ****ing stomach is sore!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

**luxifer93** · 03-14-2009, 03:51 PM

Bravo!

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-14-2009, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by luxifer93

Was she doing a handstand? Nice ass.

i guess she had the phone upside down
or maybe she was!

**higherdesire** · 03-14-2009, 03:59 PM

I need a nap now! One small step for man, one giant step...

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-14-2009, 04:00 PM

damn that was a long read guys. i just went over it hahaha sorry, but you all needed to know

**firmechicano831** · 03-14-2009, 04:04 PM

where the pics at?

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-14-2009, 04:08 PM

check my profile, only 1

**firmechicano831** · 03-14-2009, 04:13 PM

I'm glad u hit the ***** but I got to get seconds now.

**J-Dogg** · 03-14-2009, 04:14 PM

I jerked off twice to the story.

**firmechicano831** · 03-14-2009, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by CHUCKYthentic

check my profile, only 1

Nice ass!

I'd lick that pu.ssy doggystyle and smack the shit out of it. Pull her hair and choke that bitch. LOL I'm glad u hit it bro.

**firmechicano831** · 03-14-2009, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

I jerked off twice to the story.

We should make it into a novel

It got my dick hard too.

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-14-2009, 04:17 PM

hahaha oh ya next time i hit it im dong everthing i can think of to this girl

**T_Own** · 03-14-2009, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by CHUCKYthentic

damn that was a long read guys. i just went over it hahaha sorry, but you all needed to know

hahaha well worth it. you're like a mini (but bigger) tucker max with the documentary haha

also, GET THOSE OTHER PICS UP haha

**ni4ni** · 03-14-2009, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by firmechicano831

so Whats her name? tell her if she wan'ts a AR bang?

To you from all of US

**firmechicano831** · 03-14-2009, 04:22 PM

If she's still sore tell her if she needs a back rubb, bring her over and get her naked. Slap some baby oil on that ass and back and start rubbing it with ur dick. LOL

**hugovsilva** · 03-14-2009, 04:26 PM

Nice one bro. Really nice. I am hapy it worked out.

Now I am going to rub one out and be right back.

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-14-2009, 04:38 PM

i kinda want to try and put the moves on 1 of her friends. i kinda know her from back in the day and she is hot ass hell
short and thick!
also a little spanish mommy, but heard shes jersey chaser, (only likes black dudes)

**higherdesire** · 03-14-2009, 04:40 PM

show her your black 'member'ship card!

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-14-2009, 04:45 PM

hahaha ya i think she is just gonna have to hear about it 1st. trust me she doesnt like white dudes

**firmechicano831** · 03-14-2009, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by CHUCKYthentic

i kinda want to try and put the moves on 1 of her friends. i kinda know her from back in the day and she is hot ass hell
short and thick!
also a little spanish mommy, but heard shes jersey chaser, (only likes black dudes)

Well put on a jersey and show her ur dick and Im sure she's in. I'll take Angelica with me then switch them up at night.

**luxifer93** · 03-14-2009, 04:48 PM

Now we gotta keep this thread going so you can get her friend. What are you waiting for, go get her!

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-14-2009, 04:49 PM

sounds good to me firme

**firmechicano831** · 03-14-2009, 04:51 PM

describer her friend to us?

**firmechicano831** · 03-14-2009, 04:58 PM

this is my type of girl and my type of ASS.

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-14-2009, 05:02 PM

ya firme, me too bro! i love hispanic chicks! not really into blondes. i like carmel skinned girls and dark hair

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-14-2009, 05:04 PM

her friend is probably 5'2 but really athletic. big muscluar legs and a fat fat booty! she dyes her hair brown with blonde highlights. she has curly hair, perm style and green eyes. pierced nipples too, so ive heard

**MMArmour** · 03-14-2009, 05:41 PM

****ing champion!!! ****ing loved it!!! gotta a fat ass hard on now! Im off to pornhub!!

**firmechicano831** · 03-14-2009, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by MMArmour

****ing champion!!! ****ing loved it!!! gotta a fat ass hard on now! Im off to pornhub!!

**firmechicano831** · 03-14-2009, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by CHUCKYthentic

her friend is probably 5'2 but really athletic. big muscluar legs and a fat fat booty! she dyes her hair brown with blonde highlights. she has curly hair, perm style and green eyes. pierced nipples too, so ive heard

Well if you can't get her, maybe I can be her myspace friend for now and hump her next week once we become close.

**jbm** · 03-14-2009, 07:56 PM

Nice fckin story bro! shit I hope I was never married! damn... Pics?

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-14-2009, 08:07 PM

you didnt see it jbm? damnit ill put it up just for u since you have been a supporter in my thread haha. itll be in my profile in my album

**jbm** · 03-14-2009, 08:10 PM

Ok goin there

**jbm** · 03-14-2009, 08:12 PM

You one lucky bastard! damn.... lololol! I wanna go get myself a student whore too!

**firmechicano831** · 03-14-2009, 08:45 PM

Chucky where u from?

**jbm** · 03-14-2009, 08:47 PM

Can we have full body pics? hehehehe.....

**firmechicano831** · 03-14-2009, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by jbm

Can we have full body pics? hehehehe.....

yeah, I want to see her boobs and face.

**subaruwrx04** · 03-15-2009, 08:39 PM

Hahaha... Been there done that... 2 weeks later she came over I made sure to get a bottle of Jagar.. BIG ASS BOTTLE... All worked out man.. Hit for a while after that as well... Get her DRUNK....

**firmechicano831** · 03-15-2009, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by subaruwrx04

Hahaha... Been there done that... 2 weeks later she came over I made sure to get a bottle of Jagar.. BIG ASS BOTTLE... All worked out man.. Hit for a while after that as well... Get her DRUNK....

he did already. She was thinking about me the whole time.