The Mens Room

[WARMachine]

Well... I have clearly been defeated in this Internet Battle, I am going to attend a training camp for Arguing on the internet. I will be back with a vengence. To regain the title of 'King Of the Internet'. Im going shopping for a tapout shirt.

*Walks into Mens room, Opens a stall door, sees Prone sitting there masterbating to Tapout magazine. Kindly closes the door and walks into empty stall. Sits down and ruins Prone's odor receptors*

[*RAGE*]

*Walks into Mens room, Opens a stall door, sees Prone sitting there masterbating to Tapout magazine. Kindly closes the door and walks into empty stall. Sits down and ruins Prone's odor receptors*

I am laughing so hard right now my eyes are watering......

[WARMachine]

^ Lol haha...

F'n hilarious....!!!!

here is the link for your viewing pleasure!

http://www.sidereel.com/Family_Guy/_...nkviewer/17949

Anyone else notice that the guy who gives Peter the steriods looks like Anthony Roberts with a ponytail?



Should PM admin to sue over copyright images, considering he probably owns Anthony's ugly ass image since hes so in debt to him.

[higherdesire]

The best kind

These are my fav as well. They have some kind of addicting chemical in them I am sure. Gov't plot against the white man I am sure.

[higherdesire]

*Walks into Mens room, Opens a stall door, sees Prone sitting there masterbating to Tapout magazine. Kindly closes the door and walks into empty stall. Sits down and ruins Prone's odor receptors*

Post of the day award!

[higherdesire]

Man I gotta say I think the motivation thread is the thread of the day, but I am appalled at the pictures of underaged girls. It truly makes my blood boil. Is my mangina just hurting or is it out of line for anyone else?

*you have any paper over there war?*

[*RAGE*]

original post
BGMC 31

Did some one say white man, I have you know I played pro football cracker, and I am almost a pro powerlifter pecker woood..

[WARMachine]

^ WTF is this guys deal?

[gixxerboy1]

Man I gotta say I think the motivation thread is the thread of the day, but I am appalled at the pictures of underaged girls. It truly makes my blood boil. Is my mangina just hurting or is it out of line for anyone else?

*you have any paper over there war?*

yea i think you have some sand in your vagina. All those post are just funny jokes dont take them serious

[jamyjamjr]

yea i think you have some sand in your vagina. All those post are just funny jokes dont take them serious

hey gixxer... ur wife looks absolutly beautiful in the pic bro...

nice catch u lucky bastard...

[gixxerboy1]

hey gixxer... ur wife looks absolutly beautiful in the pic bro...

nice catch u lucky bastard...

thanks bud. I just havent let her sober up to realise she married me

[WARMachine]

Man I gotta say I think the motivation thread is the thread of the day, but I am appalled at the pictures of underaged girls. It truly makes my blood boil. Is my mangina just hurting or is it out of line for anyone else?

*you have any paper over there war?*

*looks on the floor. Yeah, how about the piece stuck to your shoe?*



*Finishes up, doesnt flush, decides to leave a present for Dukk in the morning. Washes hands, Oh Mints! Leaves in laughter to the thought of Prone trying to wipe his ass with one sheet of Toliet wipe.*

[*RAGE*]

*looks around for some toilet paper and notice HD did not fill it up, pulls out sticky tapout mag, pulls out three pages and rolls them up into a ball, attempts to wipe ass but just slide up back side, reaches down and pulls off sock, wips ass and put shity sock in other stall, washes hand grabs mint and walks out*

[higherdesire]

*takes last paper off of shoe looks at it decides to wipe sand out of mangina with it first. Folds it four time tears corner off, unflods it puts finger through whole. Wipes ass with finger. uses paper to clean finger. uses corner to cleans under the nail. grabs mints with same hand leaves Mens Room*

[higherdesire]

original post
BGMC 31

which thread is that. I want some of this.

[higherdesire]

*grunts, rolls over looks at cieling, what time is it? eyes pop open it is shot time. Jumps up, bites top off of test e and tren a bottle, rips back duct tape to expose crevase, pours in the substane of life, folds tape back over and skips to counter for a mint. Oh, what a beautiful mooorrrrning, oh what a...that is gay. bobs head we are the mater of the puppets, the defenders of the faith, skanks out the door*

[vpchill]

Locks the stall, Takes a Seat and Prays No One thinks he is crazy for Laughing so hard at the Cartoon section in the Paper..........
Wipes 5 times and Realizes all the mints are gone, Considers going back to Flush....
Nah forget it

[*RAGE*]

shit

[ni4ni]

which thread is that. I want some of this.

search and you will find-a real PITA!!

[BritishColumbian]

shit

you can say that again cracker.

[vpchill]

Walks in the Mens Room,Sees a Bunch of Guys Yapping holding tite to theyre little Peckers. Walks a Foot from the Urinal Whips it out slow and Releases.
Hearing the thoughts of "Damn I never seen one so Big" , He turns around and Allows them to take pics with their I-phones!

Cheese

[B4ckfire479]

*runs into room*
Smile!

[ni4ni]

Walks in the Mens Room,Sees a Bunch of Guys Yapping holding tite to theyre little Peckers. Walks a Foot from the Urinal Whips it out slow and Releases.
Hearing the thoughts of "Damn I never seen one so Big" , He turns around and Allows them to take pics with their I-phones!

Cheese

then snaps out of it, wiping drool from his mouth and finds himself holding his lil penis

[vpchill]

Lmaooooo ^^^^

[ni4ni]

had to bro

[vpchill]

Its All Good. Ill be Back

[peachfuzz]

barges into the mens room. opens first stall. sees DSM and HD going at it. closes stall. goes to next one. piss all over the place and no toilet paper. "dont have time for this." kicks open handicap stall. throws out vpchill. slams the stall door. pulls down pants while simultaneously letting out a soupy mixture that stinks so bad i cant even stand it. thinks to self, "im gonna need a shower after this." looks down at underwear. sees that it was more then a fart that was let out earlier. throws dirty underwear and VP's helmet over into the next stall. hears DSM say WTF? uses industrial size toilet paper roll to wipe ass. pulls travel size baby wipes out of pocket and finishes up. walks out of stall. kicks vpchill who is still lying on the ground from where he was thrown. grabs a mint. notices they are shaped like a penis. "fvckin DSM and HD" turns off lights as a joke and closes door.

[vpchill]

barges into the mens room. opens first stall. sees DSM and HD going at it. closes stall. goes to next one. piss all over the place and no toilet paper. "dont have time for this." kicks open handicap stall. throws out vpchill. slams the stall door. pulls down pants while simultaneously letting out a soupy mixture that stinks so bad i cant even stand it. thinks to self, "im gonna need a shower after this." looks down at underwear. sees that it was more then a fart that was let out earlier. throws dirty underwear and VP's helmet over into the next stall. hears DSM say WTF? uses industrial size toilet paper roll to wipe ass. pulls travel size baby wipes out of pocket and finishes up. walks out of stall. kicks vpchill who is still lying on the ground from where he was thrown. grabs a mint. notices they are shaped like a penis. "fvckin DSM and HD" turns off lights as a joke and closes door.

Im crying right now. Why am I still on the floor? Damn FUzz

[peachfuzz]

Im crying right now. Why am I still on the floor? Damn FUzz

due to your handicap. ill let you decide which one.

[WARMachine]

barges into the mens room. opens first stall. sees DSM and HD going at it. closes stall. goes to next one. piss all over the place and no toilet paper. "dont have time for this." kicks open handicap stall. throws out vpchill. slams the stall door. pulls down pants while simultaneously letting out a soupy mixture that stinks so bad i cant even stand it. thinks to self, "im gonna need a shower after this." looks down at underwear. sees that it was more then a fart that was let out earlier. throws dirty underwear and VP's helmet over into the next stall. hears DSM say WTF? uses industrial size toilet paper roll to wipe ass. pulls travel size baby wipes out of pocket and finishes up. walks out of stall. kicks vpchill who is still lying on the ground from where he was thrown. grabs a mint. notices they are shaped like a penis. "fvckin DSM and HD" turns off lights as a joke and closes door.

Dude i dont know what been going on with today, but the lounge had been cracking me up.

[higherdesire]

*walks into Mens Room and sees a ugly woman, looks like a crack whore, rumaging throught the mints.*

Hey lady get the fvck outta here..*peachfuzz turns to face me, eyes red. the stubble all over his face has lint in it, and a twig.* He says What Mfer? You never had a hangover before? Don't judge me! I am just comfortable in my own skin. STOP STARING! * his eyes well up with tears and as he pockets the mints and starts to run out I notice the torn fishnets under his miniskirt, and one high heel broken off.*

THinks to self, that was a little disturbing.

[vpchill]

LMAOOO ^^^^ He has Peach Fuzz under his Fishnets

[DSM4Life]

barges into the mens room. opens first stall. sees DSM and HD going at it. closes stall. goes to next one. piss all over the place and no toilet paper. "dont have time for this." kicks open handicap stall. throws out vpchill. slams the stall door. pulls down pants while simultaneously letting out a soupy mixture that stinks so bad i cant even stand it. thinks to self, "im gonna need a shower after this." looks down at underwear. sees that it was more then a fart that was let out earlier. throws dirty underwear and VP's helmet over into the next stall. hears DSM say WTF? uses industrial size toilet paper roll to wipe ass. pulls travel size baby wipes out of pocket and finishes up. walks out of stall. kicks vpchill who is still lying on the ground from where he was thrown. grabs a mint. notices they are shaped like a penis. "fvckin DSM and HD" turns off lights as a joke and closes door.

But you still ate the penis !

[Dukkit]

*has been sitting in the corner behind the trash can all night. eating fig newtons. watching the crazy antics of the members.

finally gets up. walks over to hand dryer. opens his pants and lets the dryer blow out the stench and sweat.

feels refreshed. walks out while thinking of coffee*

[higherdesire]

But you still ate the penis !

That is being a little hard on the kid DSM, he really just held it in his mouth until it went soft. Doesn't really make him a dvcksucker does it?

[peachfuzz]

But you still ate the penis !

No. I never ate them. I saw they had fecal matter on them from when you inserted them into HD's rectum.

[peachfuzz]

LMAOOO ^^^^ He has Peach Fuzz under his Fishnets

Easy there Mr. Laughing My Ass Off Off Off. I had one curly black hair under there.

[peachfuzz]

That is being a little hard on the kid DSM, he really just held it in his mouth until it went soft. Doesn't really make him a dvcksucker does it?

nope. that just makes me your little sister.

[vpchill]

Oh Shvt !! Peachy Fuzz is back

[peachfuzz]

Thats right. And I took a fat steamy dump and packed it inside the hand dryer.