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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    Well, just don't flavor the mints anymore tonight...they're a bit soggy...
    sorry, I am drunk again today but not high on pain meds....lol,,,they should be ok, I heard they put some new ones in there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    sorry, I am drunk again today but not high on pain meds....lol,,,they should be ok, I heard they put some new ones in there...
    Pain meds....mmmmmmm....

    Percocet? Darvocet? Oxycontin? Morphine?

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    Oxycontin...two of them and three beer wow,,,,I am having a good night....I know we are n ot to talk about this but god I wish marijuana, was legal over here.....I miss Iraq....lol

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    Yeah, I was a big fan of Darvocet myself. Someone asked me what it was like taking them, and I described it as "I still feel the pain, but I just don't care."

    What's your take?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    octopushat is good eating....any time i get a chance to eat some pusxy i will....what up bc.....

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    hey, mmmmmmmm makin roast beast dinner

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    hey, mmmmmmmm makin roast beast dinner
    im coming over...

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    *runs into mens room while pulling out huge cock, (not but this is the internet, I can be an ex pro football player if I wanted to) runs up to stall opens door and notces bcmc31 sitting their, don't give a shit starts pissing all over is pro punk ass, he starts trying to suck my cock..., finishes pissing and puts cock back in pant after letting him shake it.., walks over to sink, washing hands, grabs mint, because know they have been changed since they changed them....walks out*

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    hey, mmmmmmmm makin roast beast dinner
    am having a bbq for fat people that are over to my house, my pits cought a pig about two weeks ago and have been feeding it corn for two weeks and put it in the pit this morning and have been cooking it all day...man it is going to be good. oh I am putting the blood in the squrit gun and spraying muslims later just for fun.l......lmao..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    im coming over...
    what up my friend?

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    not much man.. what happened to the gorille avi??

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    walks into mens room with head held low, and say sorry guys got to leave, got to play cards with the fat people because my wife is calling me...I know I am a ***** but fuvk it.....I might get laid tonight...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    not much man.. what happened to the gorille avi??
    I am sure it will be back pit-ing a little hog tonight so feeling a little rebel, tonight and I have been drinking since 12--, so sure admin will have me put it back later.....lol but till then..haha on all the fuvks that think it about race and so on...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    walks into mens room with head held low, and say sorry guys got to leave, got to play cards with the fat people because my wife is calling me...I know I am a ***** but fuvk it.....I might get laid tonight...lol
    walks into the mens room as prone leaves...

    the wife callin again huh prone??

    prone shakes his head in disapointment as the leash thats connected to his collar is being tugged by his woman...

    why do these mints taiste funny again??

    walks out...

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    damn Jamy, you should fire something delicious into the oven, its trendy, I bet that roast pig is awesome! LOL @ squirtgun of blood, brutal

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    god I LOVE my new avatar

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    want to change my username to The King

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    want to change my username to The King
    pm admin and he will change it for you....he is good like that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    walks into the mens room as prone leaves...

    the wife callin again huh prone??

    prone shakes his head in disapointment as the leash thats connected to his collar is being tugged by his woman...

    why do these mints taiste funny again??

    walks out...
    you must be married to the same women, because it sounds like youknow..

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    ^ How about the 'tard?

    Seems more fitting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    you must be married to the same women, because it sounds like youknow..
    aww man, not married yet..

    not ready for the dark side prone...

    im a coward compared to u bud..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    aww man, not married yet..

    not ready for the dark side prone...

    im a coward compared to u bud..
    Now I have always said you have to get your fist one over with to prove you are not gay.....I have been married three times and on my fourth..now remember my first one lasted less then a year. and I was in the army for my second one and seen her about a months in the two years that one lasted...the third one lasted a little longer but was gone doing pmc work, and this one has been going for the past ten year (married for five) but she is ten years younger then me........so I do put up with here shit a little more then norm....lol...

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    prone your avatar offends me. ill ask you politely to change it before contacting the mods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    Now I have always said you have to get your fist one over with to prove you are not gay.....I have been married three times and on my fourth..now remember my first one lasted less then a year. and I was in the army for my second one and seen her about a months in the two years that one lasted...the third one lasted a little longer but was gone doing pmc work, and this one has been going for the past ten year (married for five) but she is ten years younger then me........so I do put up with here shit a little more then norm....lol...
    shit, that's what marriage is about... you gotta give a little to get a little

    or in your case, u gotta give alot to get a little... hahaha

    damn 4 marriages huh prone??? ur nutz

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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    prone your avatar offends me. ill ask you politely to change it before contacting the mods.
    God I hope you are not being serious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    prone your avatar offends me. ill ask you politely to change it before contacting the mods.
    ?????? i hope he's not being serious either....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    shit, that's what marriage is about... you gotta give a little to get a little

    or in your case, u gotta give alot to get a little... hahaha

    damn 4 marriages huh prone??? ur nutz
    I know but I love being married, dont know why and sure this one will not last forever even though I am trying a little, I am just hard to live with I guess, I do what I want when I want, I dont see anything wrong with that..or should I

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    I know but I love being married, dont know why and sure this one will not last forever even though I am trying a little, I am just hard to live with I guess, I do what I want when I want, I dont see anything wrong with that..or should I
    to each his own... marriage scares the crap outta me personaly... imma be pimpin it as a lawyer at the age of 30... who the fcuk wants to get married when they're makeing 200k+ a year??? imma be whoring it up..

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    ^ Not to mention that 50% of all marriages end in divorce.

    Youre in CA too Jamy! Dont wanna give up half of that 200K!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    to each his own... marriage scares the crap outta me personaly... imma be pimpin it as a lawyer at the age of 30... who the fcuk wants to get married when they're makeing 200k+ a year??? imma be whoring it up..
    I have custody of all but two of my kids but one is 19 and the other will be 18 in june and my child support will be done and over with...lol...new motorcycle

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARMachine View Post
    ^ Not to mention that 50% of all marriages end in divorce.

    Youre in CA too Jamy! Dont wanna give up half of that 200K!
    mancy prenumptual agreement...

    imma have a clause in it that states that i can leave my wife and give her nothing if she gains more then 15lbs... with the acception of pregnancy... lmao..

    imma donald trump that shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARMachine View Post
    ^ Not to mention that 50% of all marriages end in divorce.

    Youre in CA too Jamy! Dont wanna give up half of that 200K!
    second marriages have a 67% divorce rate

    third marriages the divorce rate is 74%

    i dont even wanna know what it is for fourth marriages?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    second marriages have a 67% divorce rate

    third marriages the divorce rate is 74%

    i dont even wanna know what it is for fourth marriages?
    I think it goes back to the first marrage...lol no we are doing good so far, because she lets me do what I want, now if she let me do who I wanted then we would be good...lol

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    did someone say cake


    God, I love cake and cookies....I am cheating on my diet with beer right know and it is killing me inside....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARMachine View Post
    ^ How about the 'tard?

    Seems more fitting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    I would eat cake while sitting on the toilet any day of the week....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    did someone say cake


    God, I love cake and cookies....I am cheating on my diet with beer right know and it is killing me inside....lol
    Just think of it as 12 oz. curls...

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