The Mens Room

[T-MOS]

*stumbles into men's room* wonders WHY highdesire is lying on floor in fetal position, maybe he ate a bad egg....goes to urinal for like the 50th time today.....finishes, steps back over body.....grabs an egg or two, and some more Emints...leaves

[higherdesire]

grabs tissue paper on the floor to wipe away tears. Smells something. There is something on this paper. This is going form bad to worse, grabs egg, breaks it open eats contents, it should be better soon.

[BritishColumbian]

walks into Mens room, sees his good friend HD lying on the floor with shit on is face sobbing uncontrolably. Picks him up, cleans him off, shoots him with 3 cc of test prop, hands him a gun and 5000 cash and says, "You know what to do". Walks out.

[*RAGE*]

Walk into the mens room and notices HD in the fetal position sucking his thumb, turns around and walks out....

[higherdesire]

Deep breath. looks in mirror. Not bad when cleaned up. Where did the tux come from? Oh and what is this? Money? Checks other pocket, a gun. I know what I have to do.

[*RAGE*]

I have missed something

[higherdesire]

You don't kow what I have to do and maybe it is better that way.

[Dukkit]

*walks into the room, naked, scratching his balls, chugging his morning protein shake

nods to HD,

takes a piss

walks out*

[T-MOS]

Walks in with morning News paper.sits down , reads HEADLINE ABOUT HOLLYWOOD JACK:

sorry to hijack , but...... is this enough proof for you Hollywood Jack???

Lets see what I can dig up with this a$$'s genius advice

When the OP asked which was preferred, this was Whack Jack's reply

Clenbuterol + DNP

Because Ephedrine is impossible to get ahold of down under.

and when a member asked how he can tell if his clen was working, Whack Jack's reply was:

Trust your supplier.

and when someone wanted 2nd cylce advice, before he ever even got the stats of the individual, Whack Jack's immense years of cycle experience have NEVER ran a cycle yet, PARROTs this:

As above, what are your stats?

You could always just do 500mg per week again but add an oral like Dianabol too up to weeks 4-6

and this was what he claims he has done after stating in his very first LIE post that his only cycle experience was THEORY ONLY except for clen and DNP, now he is a VAR expert

Personal Statistics:
Age: 24 LIE
Weight: ~98KG
Height: 180CM
Training: 3 years
Bodyfat: ~10% LIE
Cycle Experience: All theory - other than DNP/Clenbuterol but they arent steroids

Cycle Overview:
Weeks 1-12: Test Cyp @ 200mg/ml
Mon/Tue/Fri = 1ml (3ml per week) = 600mg Test Cyp/week
Weeks 1-5: Dianabol @ 30-40mg ED

PCT Overview:
Weeks 14-18: Nolvadex @ 40/40/20/20
Weeks 14-18: Clomid @ 50/50/50/50

On hand:
Arimidex + Letrozole incase of any unwanted side effects


So do I have everything covered?

Agreed, I tried 40mg-50mg ED and felt it within day 2 (muscle hardening etc)

and here is his PARROT advice he wants to give KNOWING HIS OWN BODYFAT WAS AT LEAST 20%- but still lied to get cycle advice so he could cycle with HIGH bodyfat

I'd go the other way, cut as much as you can then do a nice clean bulk.
Plus less estrogen involved that way, from what I've learnt the higher your BF% is the more of a chance you have of getting Gyno etc

and here is his advice to another 20 year old who was 5'10 and 170lbs wanting to run two orals...Now Whack Jack has SO MUCH cycle experience but never had the opportunity to run both these together but thinks its a GREAT idea

I'm gonna ignore the obvious, if you're gonna cycle then you're gonna cycle so here goes:

Anavar works great. I've always wanted to know what it'd be like to run them both together but never been in a position to just run 2 orals at once so I'd definitely be curious to see how it went .. I'd run by these:

- 40-50mg of Anavar ED
- 40-50mg of Winstrol ED
- Liver protectant/multivitamin
- Doctor visits/blood checks
- Train hard
- Get your diet to a T

Perfect it all and I'm sure you wont regret it
just remember, health over gains. If you run 2 orals get your bloods checked

and when a sprinter wanted cycle advice, Whack Jack had this wonderful advice with his extensive experience

I have a couple of friends that are sprinters and use, gear of choice is Turinabol and Winstrol (Separately, they havent stacked them together before)

and after being 24 and only 10% bodyfat, he comes back last month and states these stats to get more advice

Age: 22 got two years younger in a month
Height: 5'10"
Weight: ~99KG
BF%: ~18% got awfully fat in a month
Cycle: 0 injectables
Trained: 2-3 years on/off

Goal: 80KG
BF%: Ripped LIAR

Weeks 1-10: Test C 200mg EW
Weeks 1-10: Stanozolol 50-100mg ED

PCT: Nolvadex 40/40/20/20

Other: Clenbuterol

I know I could probably do this without gear but its on hand and I want to use it. Any opinions on the cycle above?

and when someone asks about legit pills in the pics forum, our Whack Jack who has SO much experience with spotting fakes, says:

Stanozolol (Winstrol) 5mg - Good to go!

Even though he has NEVER used any before.....now thats credibility Jack !!!

and this is his EXTENSIVE experienced advice to give to someone that may have Gyno

Letrozole .. if that doesnt work you need surgery.

and here again is some GREAT advice for a 22 year old that doesn't want to inject!! Must be from his YEARS of doing ORAL ONLY cylces !!!

There are a few oral only cycles on here (D-Bol mainly I think) with great results
If anyone says Dianabol is useless by itself its BS IMO, it wasnt 'invented' to stack so therefore isnt pointless

Though you'll get much better results when combined with an injectable, orals work
But yeah best to read up on other peoples experiences too.

More great experience in helping identify real or fake orals... The sad thing is some unknowing newbie is gonna think this Whack Jack actually has experience identifying because he bothered to answer the post and someone could be taking CRAP but what does Whack Jack Care....

Look real, should be good to go

Now here Whack Jack comes in on page two after a lengthy discussion about fat loss for an overweight guy 25% bodyfat that was being stubborn and even NARK came in with a very lengthy explanation of Fish Oils for fat loss and Whack Jack wants to put this guy on DNP......

In my opinion:

Week 1+2: Clenbuterol (Adjust dosage to your liking)
Week 3+4: ECA Stack (25-30mg Ephedrine/200mg Caffeine/Aspirin)
(Cycle these)

Could even add DNP in though its not for everyone, I am a fan and use it responsibly.
Keep in mind these are all dangerous substances and should be researched and used with alot of care.

and here is a thread Whack Jack started to ask about doses AFTER he has been running around the board GIVING Dose advice

Thought I'd make a thread based on Stanozolol/Anavar dosages Can anyone shed some light on whats recommended or worth it?

Some say 50mg ED is sufficient, but then some say that no less than 80mg etc I was thinking of running them both on cycle (First Anavar then Stanozolol) ..

I'm tossing up on whether or not to stick to 50-60mg ED of either or shell out and go 100mg ED, opinions? (My cutting cycle will be 10 weeks so I'm splitting them up) Thanks!

and here he is quoting sides of Dbol when he has NEVER taken it

Should have an increase in hunger too

and here is his advice to a 21 year old with 24% bodyfat suggest that he go ahead with his ORAL only cylce which includes Winny with 24% bodyfat....does he try to explain any of the downside of even attempting this HELL NO, he is Whack Jack, lets be cool and just give the kid a cycle

I know your gonna do it either way, so theres no point in anyone saying dont do it I'd go for something like this if you arent going to add Testosterone (I'd recommend you do)

Weeks 1-4: Up to 100mg ANAVAR ED (No less than 40mg)
Weeks 5-8: Up to 100mg STANOZOLOL ED (No less than 40mg)
Clenbuterol - Cycled every 2 weeks is good
Tren - I cant comment on

I'm doing a similar cut, but mine will be:

Weeks 1-10: Testosterone CYP 400mg/week
Weeks 1: 50mg ANAVAR ED (Weeks 2-5: 100mg ANAVAR ED)
Weeks 6: 50mg STANOZOLOL ED (Weeks 7-10: 100mg STANOZOLOL ED)
Weeks 1-10: T3 @ 50mg-100mg ED
Weeks 1-10: Clenbuterol Cycled

and yet more extensive years of wisdom on injecting sites seeing as how he NEVER injected yet, or has just started to inject

what about calves?

I like pinning quads, dont feel a thing ...till the next morning

and here is some bullshvt PWO diet advice.....when asked how long to wait to eat after workout.....yea who needs PWO carbs anyway right Whack Jack??

[QUOTE=HOLLYWOOD.JACK;4523188]It wouldnt matter, eat when your hungry

Calories are calories, carbs are carbs, protein is protein and fat is fat regardless of the form.
Just count your PWO shake as a meal, but if its small then add a whole food meal shortly after etc[/QUOTE

and for someone who preloaded several MONTHS worth of syringes and now is not sure they are still safe to use, this is Whack Jack's amazing insight to the sterility and safety of injecting these

Look closely at each syringe
- Is there anything floating in the solution?
- Is there anything 'out of place'?
- Is there anything that makes it look unusable?

and Identical BUBBLES means your gear is safe to inject !! OK !!!!!!

Flick the syringe with your finger, bubbles should float to the top.
If its identical to the oil in your remaining vial then you should be fine.

... and dont do it again, lol ..

Gee, I feel safe injecting them NOW Whack Jack



OK i am tired, and I think this proves enough that Whack Jack give Whack advice and Parrots just to try to fit in and gain credibility

Go away Parrot, no more crackers for you !!!!!

[*RAGE*]

[QUOTE=T-MOS;4560867]Walks in with morning News paper.sits down , reads HEADLINE ABOUT HOLLYWOOD JACK:

sorry to hijack , but...... is this enough proof for you Hollywood Jack???

Lets see what I can dig up with this a$$'s genius advice

When the OP asked which was preferred, this was Whack Jack's reply



and when a member asked how he can tell if his clen was working, Whack Jack's reply was:



and when someone wanted 2nd cylce advice, before he ever even got the stats of the individual, Whack Jack's immense years of cycle experience have NEVER ran a cycle yet, PARROTs this:



and this was what he claims he has done after stating in his very first LIE post that his only cycle experience was THEORY ONLY except for clen and DNP , now he is a VAR expert





and here is his PARROT advice he wants to give KNOWING HIS OWN BODYFAT WAS AT LEAST 20%- but still lied to get cycle advice so he could cycle with HIGH bodyfat



and here is his advice to another 20 year old who was 5'10 and 170lbs wanting to run two orals...Now Whack Jack has SO MUCH cycle experience but never had the opportunity to run both these together but thinks its a GREAT idea



and when a sprinter wanted cycle advice, Whack Jack had this wonderful advice with his extensive experience



and after being 24 and only 10% bodyfat, he comes back last month and states these stats to get more advice



and when someone asks about legit pills in the pics forum, our Whack Jack who has SO much experience with spotting fakes, says:



Even though he has NEVER used any before.....now thats credibility Jack !!!

and this is his EXTENSIVE experienced advice to give to someone that may have Gyno



and here again is some GREAT advice for a 22 year old that doesn't want to inject!! Must be from his YEARS of doing ORAL ONLY cylces !!!



More great experience in helping identify real or fake orals... The sad thing is some unknowing newbie is gonna think this Whack Jack actually has experience identifying because he bothered to answer the post and someone could be taking CRAP but what does Whack Jack Care....



Now here Whack Jack comes in on page two after a lengthy discussion about fat loss for an overweight guy 25% bodyfat that was being stubborn and even NARK came in with a very lengthy explanation of Fish Oils for fat loss and Whack Jack wants to put this guy on DNP......



and here is a thread Whack Jack started to ask about doses AFTER he has been running around the board GIVING Dose advice



and here he is quoting sides of Dbol when he has NEVER taken it



and here is his advice to a 21 year old with 24% bodyfat suggest that he go ahead with his ORAL only cylce which includes Winny with 24% bodyfat....does he try to explain any of the downside of even attempting this HELL NO, he is Whack Jack, lets be cool and just give the kid a cycle



and yet more extensive years of wisdom on injecting sites seeing as how he NEVER injected yet, or has just started to inject



and here is some bullshvt PWO diet advice.....when asked how long to wait to eat after workout.....yea who needs PWO carbs anyway right Whack Jack??

It wouldnt matter, eat when your hungry

Calories are calories, carbs are carbs, protein is protein and fat is fat regardless of the form.
Just count your PWO shake as a meal, but if its small then add a whole food meal shortly after etc[/QUOTE

and for someone who preloaded several MONTHS worth of syringes and now is not sure they are still safe to use, this is Whack Jack's amazing insight to the sterility and safety of injecting these



and Identical BUBBLES means your gear is safe to inject !! OK !!!!!!



Gee, I feel safe injecting them NOW Whack Jack



OK i am tired, and I think this proves enough that Whack Jack give Whack advice and Parrots just to try to fit in and gain credibility

Go away Parrot, no more crackers for you !!!!!

That is a lot of hard work bro, but in my opinion it is worth it because if he continues to give bad advice someone is going to get hurt....

[Dukkit]

i hope i dont piss off TMOS

he may discover that ive never cycled and im really 35% body fat

plus im really a woman

[T-MOS]

i hope i dont piss off TMOS

he may discover that ive never cycled and im really 35% body fat

plus im really a woman

I already knew that by all the naked pics of yourself you been sending to my in box....the least you could do is shave that bush a little........

[scerpico22]

...................arrrrggggg.................

[Hunter]

I think its crazy how many young kids show up and still dont learn anything.

[PittBoy]

I think its crazy how many young kids show up and still dont learn anything.

Totally agreed. I talk with my wife and a few friends about it too. I can't believe how many people come in here....want to be told what to do but when they are told what they are doing is wrong and to do some hard work instead of playing on x-box live all day they throw a fit and just do what they want anyways.

Crazy

I also think someone giving out the wrong advice all the time should be shunned. I almost took the wrong advice because I thought someone on here really knew their stuff. I'm glad I read more and did more research myself.

[Dukkit]

I already knew that by all the naked pics of yourself you been sending to my in box....the least you could do is shave that bush a little........

i like to reenact 70's porn

so i keep the bush for authentic purposes

[scerpico22]

Hollywood Jack(off):

[Hunter]

Totally agreed. I talk with my wife and a few friends about it too. I can't believe how many people come in here....want to be told what to do but when they are told what they are doing is wrong and to do some hard work instead of playing on x-box live all day they throw a fit and just do what they want anyways.

Crazy

I know I was guilty of thinking anabolic 's were a cure all. I then got flamed and realized I was being a r-tard. Quickly wised up. Now preparing for my first cycle after jesus like 2.5-3 years of being a member. Luckily I was able to earn the respect of some of the older and much wiser members and have been able to avoid parroting info that is often reinforced on boards like this.

[scerpico22]

i like to reenact 70's porn

so i keep the bush for authentic purposes

keep it real duckk, just keep it real....LMAO - at the 70's porn looks...that shit was nasty...

growing up having to look at that...

[Hunter]

Hollywood Jack(off):

east bound and down was so damn funny.

[higherdesire]

Tmos are 't you being a little hard on the kid? He's just putting people health at risk in order to feed his inferiority complex. I mean hell he might fall out of his wheechair when he sees this.

[*RAGE*]

Walks into mens room and shakes head, wounder what happened to the (who think hollywood jack if full of shit thread) walks over to stall and kicks door causing it to falls off. Stops and think why would I fuvk up a nice bathroom? Pounders for a bit...Walks out of mens room and get into vehicle, drives to house grabs passport, drives to airport, buys ticket to australia, lands at airport after long flight, leaves airport goes to shity neighborhood, talks to shithead about buying a gun, buys a glock 22 with 50 rounds. Starts asking australians about a 20 year old POS with 20%bf going by the name of hollywood jack, advised he is still living with his mother in broken down trailer next to the sewer , walks up to broken down trailer notice trash and poop on the front porch, door is open, walks in as pulling gun, walks through the front of the trailer noticing all the trash and dirt on the walls and floor, walks to first bedroom and notice sign on door, sign says (will suck cock for steroids ), kicks in door and notices hollywood jack sucking a 75 year old mans cock, pulls gun up and pulls tigger, watches bullet exit barrel travel to jack's head, head explodes, but noticed no brain matter, old man zips up pants, walks past and saying that is the worst bj he has ever had. Returns home..

[scerpico22]

east bound and down was so damn funny.

yeah, only six episodes though...didnt get enough of that show...too funny

[CHUCKYthentic]

Walks into mens room and shakes head, wounder what happened to the (who think hollywood jack if full of shit thread) walks over to stall and kicks door causing it to falls off. Stops and think why would I fuvk up a nice bathroom? Pounders for a bit...Walks out of mens room and get into vehicle, drives to house grabs passport, drives to airport, buys ticket to australia, lands at airport after long flight, leaves airport goes to shity neighborhood, talks to shithead about buying a gun, buys a glock 22 with 50 rounds. Starts asking australians about a 20 year old POS with 20%bf going by the name of hollywood jack, advised he is still living with his mother in broken down trailer next to the sewer , walks up to broken down trailer notice trash and poop on the front porch, door is open, walks in as pulling gun, walks through the front of the trailer noticing all the trash and dirt on the walls and floor, walks to first bedroom and notice sign on door, sign says (will suck cock for steroids), kicks in door and notices hollywood jack sucking a 75 year old mans cock, pulls gun up and pulls tigger, watches bullet exit barrel travel to jack's head, head explodes, but noticed no brain matter, old man zips up pants, walks past and saying that is the worst bj he has ever had. Returns home..

DUDE PRONE YOU RE FVCKING GANGSTER, GANGSTER!!!

Let's go grab a beer! After an event such as this, a man needs one...and maybe some jack!

[BritishColumbian]

[*RAGE*]

DUDE PRONE YOU RE FVCKING GANGSTER, GANGSTER!!!


Let's go grab a beer! After an event such as this, a man needs one...and maybe some jack!

you got it bro...

Pic of the day there bro....LMFAO

[IM708]

Damn, you guys are still trying to get him (hollywoodjack) suspended/banned?

[T-MOS]

Walks into mens room and shakes head, wounder what happened to the (who think hollywood jack if full of shit thread) walks over to stall and kicks door causing it to falls off. Stops and think why would I fuvk up a nice bathroom? Pounders for a bit...Walks out of mens room and get into vehicle, drives to house grabs passport, drives to airport, buys ticket to australia, lands at airport after long flight, leaves airport goes to shity neighborhood, talks to shithead about buying a gun, buys a glock 22 with 50 rounds. Starts asking australians about a 20 year old POS with 20%bf going by the name of hollywood jack, advised he is still living with his mother in broken down trailer next to the sewer , walks up to broken down trailer notice trash and poop on the front porch, door is open, walks in as pulling gun, walks through the front of the trailer noticing all the trash and dirt on the walls and floor, walks to first bedroom and notice sign on door, sign says (will suck cock for steroids), kicks in door and notices hollywood jack sucking a 75 year old mans cock, pulls gun up and pulls tigger, watches bullet exit barrel travel to jack's head, head explodes, but noticed no brain matter, old man zips up pants, walks past and saying that is the worst bj he has ever had. Returns home..

Thats some funny shvt right there !!!!!

[*RAGE*]

Walks into the mens room, walks over to the stall, closes stall door, turns around and pulls down pants sits down, pushes out hollywood jack, and give a curosity flush, looks between legs and watches hollywood jack go around and around until he disappears. stand up and wipes off the rest of jack off of ass, throws toilet paper and flushes again..opens door walks to sink washes hand, grabs mint and walks out....

[BritishColumbian]

stands up and wipes off the rest of jack off, off of ass.

[higherdesire]

^^^Damn I am slow today. That is some funny shit, so to speak.

Hey and what up with all you guys that stand up to wipe? Do we need a poll? To stand or not to stand.

[BritishColumbian]

And who has to wipe 'Jack Off' off themselves?

[*RAGE*]

yes this does sound a little guy if you only look at that part....but you have to have the whole story...

[BritishColumbian]

I quit drinking coffee about 2 weeks ago.

[higherdesire]

I started drinking coffee.

[BritishColumbian]

Im sorry

[peachfuzz]

Hey and what up with all you guys that stand up to wipe? Do we need a poll? To stand or not to stand.

I stand up. sometimes i like to spread my butt in the mirror to see if anything is hanging there. if so i sit down and try and push it off. if not i call it good. i hate wiping.

[scerpico22]

*stumbles into the mens romm....reeeeeallly buzzed, looks around cant see if anyone is here( even if there is)...finds the closest urinal...see's a sign that say "hit here for $50 bucks!)...completely misses and pisses all over the place..., shakes a couple time...walks away and 3 E-mints...

[Bojangles69]

Walks into mens room and shakes head, wounder what happened to the (who think hollywood jack if full of shit thread) walks over to stall and kicks door causing it to falls off. Stops and think why would I fuvk up a nice bathroom? Pounders for a bit...Walks out of mens room and get into vehicle, drives to house grabs passport, drives to airport, buys ticket to australia, lands at airport after long flight, leaves airport goes to shity neighborhood, talks to shithead about buying a gun, buys a glock 22 with 50 rounds. Starts asking australians about a 20 year old POS with 20%bf going by the name of hollywood jack, advised he is still living with his mother in broken down trailer next to the sewer , walks up to broken down trailer notice trash and poop on the front porch, door is open, walks in as pulling gun, walks through the front of the trailer noticing all the trash and dirt on the walls and floor, walks to first bedroom and notice sign on door, sign says (will suck cock for steroids), kicks in door and notices hollywood jack sucking a 75 year old mans cock, pulls gun up and pulls tigger, watches bullet exit barrel travel to jack's head, head explodes, but noticed no brain matter, old man zips up pants, walks past and saying that is the worst bj he has ever had. Returns home..

I wish we could sticky this thats classic shit

[higherdesire]

^^^Mc Fly! McFly! I thought I told you NEVER...

j/k wat up kid? welcome back.