The Mens Room

[higherdesire]

I hate it when my thread gets locked and it could have been great! Fortunatly it was opened back up after a few PM's. Very nice guy that SpyWizard.

[higherdesire]

BUt you know what I hate? I hate when fckers that try to put thier belief systems over someone elses. there are very few areas worth tryin to elevate over someone elses beliefs. Race isn't one of them to me. I think this post is oxymorinic isn't it?

[DSM4Life]

this thread was locked ?

[*RAGE*]

I hate it when my thread gets locked and it could have been great! Fortunatly it was opened back up after a few PM's. Very nice guy that SpyWizard.

SpyWizard is a kool ass dude and is always willing to listen and help.....

[higherdesire]

this thread was locked ?

No the redneck thread

SpyWizard is a kool ass dude and is always willing to listen and help.....

I agree. And I love his AVI!

[*RAGE*]

No the redneck thread



I agree. And I love his AVI!

I am 43 years old and when i look at his avi it makes me feel like a kid and I just got into trouble...

[DSM4Life]

I agree. And I love his AVI!

Thank you

[Matt]

Whats all this sticky yellow stuff on the mints??

[DSM4Life]

Whats all this sticky yellow stuff on the mints??

umm food coloring , now put it in your mouth !

[higherdesire]

pinapple glaze

[Matt]

umm food coloring , now put it in your mouth !

I thought it was a mint, it tastes salty....

[BritishColumbian]

Its friday Night, I just came from the gym, Walked by this bar that was packed full of happy people, Loud and enjoying themselves, 2 really hot chicks were just going in as I walked by, I wanted to go in but just kept walking to my car. Now im sitting here eating a tasteless chicken breast drinking water watching baseball. Lurking on a Body Building forum What the fvck is wrong with me? I didnt know where else to put this Rant, this place seems apropriate, BC

[higherdesire]

*knocks on the wall between my stall and BC's*

Hey bro? Don't forget to live you know? Discipline and commitment is one thing, forgetting why we do it is another. Cunfusiuos said that shit right there bro. Gots to be true. You got any paper over there?

[BritishColumbian]

*Hands Paper under to HD and says, " Hey have you ever noticed that when someone goes on there first cycle and any little thing that goes wrong they are on the Q&A asking whats going on, Like oh my ass is itchy, is it from the d-bol, My right ear has a slight purple tinge to it, is it from the clen ? I seen a good one today, this fella was 1 week into his test cycle and his stomach was gurgling, LOL really!' I'm goona be on the beach every day this summer!

[CSAR]

Looks into the Men's Room and sees no one else is in...

Says to Washlet delivery men, "OK, bring it in!"

Installs new Washlet and puts a deadbolt lock on the stall door.

Walks out saying, "Ahhhhh, all is right with the world now that a clean sphincter is guaranteed!"

[T-MOS]

walks in to take a dump....passes a stall with a deadbolt lock on it and wonders why?.... finds an empty stall, closes door, pulls pants down and sits back to relax for a nice shat......finishes, wipes, thinking it would be nice to wash my ass while I am here, flushes, goes to sink, wonders where the rainbow came from and the new soap dispensers... grabs a few mints and leaves..........this men's room is evolving quickly........

[higherdesire]

comes in to ponder recent poor decison making while unloading a mammon, sees locked door thinks WTF? chin ups on the door and peeks over. Ni-iice! slides under door giggling like a little girl. does business. washes. washes again. once more. slides out washes hands, changes mint out to fresh ones without the pinapple glaze walks out thinking all is well in the owrld with a clean sphincter, a really really clean sphincter.

[BritishColumbian]

comes storming into mens room with a sledge hammer & a bad HATE on for CZAR and his flapping gums. Smashes open the locked stall. Smashes the retarded jap toilet and then replaces it with an American made industrial toilet. Removes lock from door and installs a sighn on the mens room entrance. Czar KEEP OUT

[Chode Logan]

I'm shitting right now, I thought it would be wise to post in this thread at the same time.

[BritishColumbian]

ya but are you a canucks fan?

[Chode Logan]

I'm not huge into sports these days, but of course I am. The game last night was amazing, I almost had a chance to go to it in the box for free, but got screwed at the last minute.

[CSAR]

comes storming into mens room with a sledge hammer & a bad HATE on for CZAR and his flapping gums. Smashes open the locked stall. Smashes the retarded jap toilet and then replaces it with an American made industrial toilet. Removes lock from door and installs a sighn on the mens room entrance. Czar KEEP OUT

Wow. You destroyed an imaginary toilet in a fit of Internet rage. I'm scared already.

[CSAR]

comes in to ponder recent poor decison making while unloading a mammon, sees locked door thinks WTF? chin ups on the door and peeks over. Ni-iice! slides under door giggling like a little girl. does business. washes. washes again. once more. slides out washes hands, changes mint out to fresh ones without the pinapple glaze walks out thinking all is well in the owrld with a clean sphincter, a really really clean sphincter.

Sorry man, I meant to leave the key where you and Dukki could find it. Anyways, too late now. The imaginary Jap toilet has been smashed to pieces and replaced with an imaginary industrial-strength American one by an imaginary tough guy. (These are my imaginary tears.)

[CSAR]

I guess there was a sighn (i.e., a combination of a sigh and a sign) on the door for some guy named CZAR telling him to stay out. Damn Russian rulers. They shouldn't be allowed in any Men's Room!!

[higherdesire]

csar, you loosing wieght bro?

Anyways, yeah that sucks about the commode. I will talk to managament. Seems there are reandom acts of rage in the mens room these days.

*said as I rip the tape back on the incision on my quad, bite off the top of an amp of test e and pouring it in. Shakes the last few drops out folds tape back over.*

I don't know what is uo with everyone wanting to sound tough on the net either. hmh.

[BritishColumbian]

[BritishColumbian]

If any one doesnt understand how serious the internets are, they needs to go back to school,
Thats your last warning! SERIOUSLY

[DSM4Life]

[BritishColumbian]

aaaawwwwwwwwww^^^^^^ dont hit the blend button

[DSM4Life]

aaaawwwwwwwwww^^^^^^ dont hit the blend button

too late, want some kitty cocktail ?

[BritishColumbian]

umm.....thanks but.....No thanks.....

[xnotoriousx]

Why the fvck do people have to mean mug in the damn gym?

[tjpatrick1987]

i hate over sized goons who think they know everything and are gods gift.

I hate when people say there is no such thing as a hard gainer. I am one and i dont make excuses i eat more than shit more metabolic rates are real things. not an excuse

I hate when you can't argue someone without them having any insight or unbias info.

I hate it when bitches flirt and claim they are being friendly

I hate it when fat people call other people fat.

I hate that there is no cure for baldness

[jbm]

[Dukkit]

*runs in banging pots and pans and screaming... wake up wake up!!!
kicks open the stall doors and wakes up all the members sleeping in the mens room

brings in the girls and says... happy monday!!!

[scerpico22]

^^^^

[Dukkit]

i try to take care of my fellow members

lol

[scerpico22]

then by all means...please continue! LOL

[higherdesire]

WTF? Showers? AWESOME! someone is lookin out! If we just get the girls here now....oh wow! I guess we have. drops shorts, pops a mint, and heads on in. Bitches, back up, only one on each side of me at a time please, damn always crowdng a m***fkr. Scoot over fatty. Hey you with the face! Soap me up. Ni-hice.

[Dukkit]

OH SHIT!!! HD GET OUT..... IT DSM.... hes coming for you!!!