The Mens Room

[BritishColumbian]

watching that show, 'Man VS Wild'. That guy is one tuff customer.

[higherdesire]

Dude you changed the funny pirtcure! WTF that was the best one you've pulled.

Ahh, today is pectorals. such a lovely day. I will tear the meat plumb off of the bone today. I have been getting so friggin hyped lately. I need to be careful not to let my exhuberence overrun my workout in the sense that I will throw more weight too soon snd not be anble to finish or maybe even get hurt.

Anybody else ever get that way? Like a tiger on a leash so to speak? Wanting to jump up and down between sets, bouncing with the music on your ipod. that kind of shit?

[BritishColumbian]

You said it!

I need to be careful not to let my exhuberence overrun my workout in the sense that I will throw more weight too soon snd not be anble to finish or maybe even get hurt.

I feel old and sore lately. I need to make some changes.

[Ernst]

watching that show, 'Man VS Wild'. That guy is one tuff customer.

He may be, but you know they were staging/faking that stuff. It was exposed that he and his crew were sleeping in hotels during filming and Discovery Channel added the disclaimer you see at the beginning.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07242007...don_kaplan.htm

[higherdesire]

^^^^^^^^^^NNNNOOOOOOOO my faith in humanity is being ruined! You mean that's fake?

*hits self in the head with fists repeatedly*

[Hunter]

^^^^^^^^^^NNNNOOOOOOOO my faith in humanity is being ruined! You mean that's fake?

*hits self in the head with fists repeatedly*

kinda like parts are set up so he can demonstrate what to do in a given sitution. I.e maybe the lmaterials for a raft was placed there so he could show you how to build it but he still navigated the river with no assistance.

[Ernst]

So what? You're telling me you never have done anything like that? Survivorman is out there by himself for a week eating crickets to stay alive. Bear is stumbling across ponds stocked with fresh fish and riding horses to safety. After his 10 minute rafting trip he went and got a steak dinner and watched HBO on his vibrating hotel bed.

[higherdesire]

AND and don't forget reading his Gideons bible form the hotel room drawer!

[BritishColumbian]

Yes this all may be true but I seen him eat a raw snake and kill an aligator. Some of the stuff that guy eats is just unreal. Survivorman is a better survivor 4sure tho.

[Ernst]

I ate a few of these mints and I feel kind of funny...

I love you guys. I don't tell you that enough.

[BritishColumbian]

I ate a few of these mints and I feel kind of funny...

I love you guys. I don't tell you that enough.

Please put your clothes back on and stop hugging everyone. Thank you.

[T-MOS]

* walks in* picks and empty stall, pulls down pants and takes a seat* this is gonna be a good well deserved dump* hears people talking in background about some survivor guy, somebody is professing his love for all men in here.....gets scared, makes sure my stall door is locked.....covers the damn huge glory hole with my jacket....ahhhh thats better....gives a courtesy flush for the first monster to go down......finishes...wipes and flushes again....pulls pants up, grabs jacket....ewww something was trying to poke through hole...... washes hands...notices picture of naked old spidey and throws up in my mouth a little....no wonder he has blue balls.....lolol Grabs some E mints for later and walks out.......

[peachfuzz]

T-MOS what happened to the thread with the very intelligent person telling everyone he is a scammer?

[T-MOS]

T-MOS what happened to the thread with the very intelligent person telling everyone he is a scammer?

It was moved for ADMIN review

[BritishColumbian]

[higherdesire]

*looks at head of the big tee pee to see if there was any damage. thinks to self WTF happened? Someone put something over the glory hole? This place is going down hill fast*

Earnst, bro we love you too man. Does that feel good or something? why are you huggin yourself like that? It is actually kinda scary.

Grabs mints on the way out

[higherdesire]

^^I guess he likes rancid protein?

[higherdesire]

mharris walks in looking for prescription tampons for his epvssy, gets kicked tfo of the mens room biotch.

[ni4ni]

mharris walks in looking for prescription tampons for his epvssy, gets kicked tfo of the mens room biotch.

kotex, not tampons bro

[higherdesire]

kotex, not tampons bro

*resident feminine hygiene expert walks out*

ps I am a funny mofo

[ni4ni]

*resident feminine hygiene expert walks out*

ps I am a funny mofo

told ya that ealier hygiene expert

[higherdesire]

It is all good bro. Nice to have you around! Mint?

[peachfuzz]

who has mints?

[ni4ni]

not me...mat has those fucn jelly beans. PM him, and he'll send u some

[DSM4Life]

boyssssssssssss

[ni4ni]

boyssssssssssss

we are playing nice uncle

[higherdesire]

who has mints?

They're by the sink

[peachfuzz]

dont mind if i do.

a few for the road.....

[DSM4Life]

we are playing nice uncle

I know. I was hungry and thats the first thing that came to mind.

[peachfuzz]

I know. I was hungry and thats the first thing that came to mind.

[ni4ni]

I know. I was hungry and thats the first thing that came to mind.

u sure u didn't mean playing w/ eachother???

[DSM4Life]

[higherdesire]

*peeks inside. Good no one around. drops plastic eggs all over the place with new and improved mints inside. Giggling to self all the while. Stops at mirror and looks at self for what seemed like 5 minutes, but really was an hour. Turns and hops out*

[higherdesire]

Alright new gripe. What is up with all the fvckers on this site that always say shit like someone deserves to die? For example in BC's post about swimming with the polar bears, Quietstorm says the women desrves to die for being in that situation? Really? Or the guy who injected after drinking 5 guiness, does his injection, one the posts said he should have died basically to teach him a lesson. Would you guys STFU already with your death wishes? You should all die for that.

NEW RULE: Death Penalty for stupidity. We are going to weed out all the stupid people. Guess what? Now you can do your own collection company calls, or right your own speeding tickets, cause there won't be anyone left to do it.

[DSM4Life]

Alright new gripe. What is up with all the fvckers on this site that always say shit like someone deserves to die? For example in BC's post about swimming with the polar bears, Quietstorm says the women desrves to die for being in that situation? Really? Or the guy who injected after drinking 5 guiness, does his injection, one the posts said he should have died basically to teach him a lesson. Would you guys STFU already with your death wishes? You should all die for that.

NEW RULE: Death Penalty for stupidity. We are going to weed out all the stupid people. Guess what? Now you can do your own collection company calls, or right your own speeding tickets, cause there won't be anyone left to do it.

You deserve to die....

[higherdesire]

Well I never saw that one coming. Oh and have a happy easter jackass.

[DSM4Life]

Well I never saw that one coming. Oh and have a happy easter jackass.

[T-MOS]

*walks in to take a whiz* sees colored plastic eggs all over the floor....proceeds to urinal
sees plastic egg in urinal, pisses all over it, shakes the snake a few times, looks around, no one is here, shakes the snake several more times , washes hands grabs a few plastic eggs on the way out....wonders whats inside

[BritishColumbian]

*Walks in feeling great from a good nights sleep. Stops looks in mirror for a while, kisses it like 'Alex Rodriguez'. Rubs one out without breaking eye contact with reflection. Washes up, looks around and wonders who left all these plastic eggs every where, they should be KiLLed, grabs 3 of them and leaves.

[higherdesire]

ok ok ok . I need to die. I get it. I am stupid and the penalty is death. Who is up for it? DSM, BC? Tmos you in on this conspiracy too? I am going to curl up in a fetal position in the last stall, just bring it.