The Mens Room

[T-MOS]

There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went

[T-MOS]

There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair

[T-MOS]

On a knoll a young maiden named Molly
Her innocence lost through young folly
His name was Sing Chum
And too soon he did cum
And all he could say was "I'm solly!"

[T-MOS]

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

[T-MOS]

There was a young tease from Mount Chesser
Who'd smile as the men would assess her
So flirtatious was she
Inviting them home to tea
Then allowing not one to undress her

[T-MOS]

To his friend, Ned said, rather blue,
"My wife Edith just told me we're through,
For she says I'm too fat."
And his friend told him that,
"You can't have your cake and Edith, too."

[T-MOS]

There once was a girl named Tristan
Whose beer that she ordered was was pissed in
She said "I don't think,"
As she spit out her drink,
"On the menu that this one was listed."

[T-MOS]

Said a fool whose mind was quite miniscule
As his ignorance reached a new pinnacle
"I don't believe in astrology
It's my ideology
But I'm a Leo and Leo's are cynical.

[T-MOS]

I had me a wench from East Broint
Who bade me her skin to anoint
The girl had arthritis
And so I decided
She wouldn't mind one more stiff joint.

[Skully44420]

[Ridla]

I was at the store Health food store and This 300 pound women....
SHE WAS TRYING TO sell me some weight loss pills!?!?!?!?!??!? WTF

[higherdesire]

To his friend, Ned said, rather blue,
"My wife Edith just told me we're through,
For she says I'm too fat."
And his friend told him that,
"You can't have your cake and Edith, too."

oh archie!

[Dukkit]

* walks into the mens room, in his silk robe, while puffing on a cigar. looks around.... sees the place is empty, and proceeds to urinate in the sink. runs some water after hes done. then walks back out*

[Ernst]

*Sneaks in and replaces mints with birth control pills. Chuckles softly and leaves*

[higherdesire]

*steps down off commode and puts out the morning smoke, wonders who was just here and if they smelled anything. Quickly leaves*

[Skully44420]

Hurry the fukk up in there!!!

[Dukkit]

*stumbles into the mens room while eating his tuna and oats. looks around, sees skully sitting outside a stall yelling at the occupant. little does skully know... that the stalls are empty. somone climbed under and locked all the doors.

looks into the dingy mirror and smirks while thinking... who would of done such a thing?*

[Matt]

This thread seems to have lost its meaning, i thought we came here to flame those we dont like...

[Dukkit]

This thread seems to have lost its meaning, i thought we came here to flame those we dont like...

i dont like you, now get the heck out of the mens room

hahahahah

alright alright

i hate chicks with STD's

[Chode Logan]

I hate guys who hate chicks that have STD's.

[Dukkit]

I hate guys who hate chicks that have STD's.

i hate guys who have monkeys/baboons smoking in their avy's

[Chode Logan]

actually Im passed out in the parking lot with my pants around my ankles....

i hate guys who have monkeys/baboons smoking in their avy's

I think everyone does.

[Chode Logan]

How in the f*ck did I quote that other message in there?????????????????

[Dukkit]

How in the f*ck did I quote that other message in there?????????????????

cuz your special

your a new kind of whore

one who is able to quote... without knowing he is doing so

im jealous

[Chode Logan]

All bow down to the new breed.

[BritishColumbian]

*Wakes up in the park across the street from the mens room, The morning dew is cold, shivering uncontrollably, pounding headache, covered in the stench of death, needs a phone to call a taxi, staggers towards mens room, steps out on to street, realizes im completely naked, cops pull up, I refuse to comply, gets brutally tazerd by cops...fade to black...

[DSM4Life]

*Wakes up in the park across the street from the mens room, The morning dew is cold, shivering uncontrollably, pounding headache, covered in the stench of death, needs a phone to call a taxi, staggers towards mens room, steps out on to street, realizes im completely naked, cops pull up, I refuse to comply, gets brutally tazerd by cops...fade to black...

Would have been a better story if it ended differently.

"Cops pulled out his baton and used it on me in ways in which it was not designed...fade to black."

[higherdesire]

I am with you Madd this has taken a funny/wierd turn I want to flame some shit up(so to speak) so what do you say, are you guys with me?



*gets wet marked up TP thrown arcoss room into my face, stands there looking like a bodybuilder with wet stained TP on face*

[higherdesire]

I mean after all how the fvck am I supposed to know if I am as excited as you are about baseball season starting. Are you really excited? Then no I am not. I can't stand to watch baseball on tv unless it is the world series. Get back to me then ya know?

[higherdesire]

And why name you thread witht the only line in your thread? i.e.

where do I post a question about thyroid enhancers?
where do i post a question about thyroid enhancers?

WTF?

[BritishColumbian]

LMAO let 'em have HD, but remeber, you cant fix stupid.

[l2elapse]

There once was a man from nantucket, who had a dick so long he could suck it
As he wiped his chin with a grin
He said if my ear were a cvnt, id fvck it

[higherdesire]

Good bye Mens Room. *turns off light shuts door*

[*RAGE*]

walks in and notices it is dark searchs for lights, finds switch turns on light smell like dead body and shit, noticed passed out guy on the floor with big pile of shit on him, continues to last stall, opens door notices dry hard substance on door, walks in, looks down, half burnt cigarette on floor, picks it up and pulls lighter from pocket, light cigarette, pulls pants down and sits on toilet, check to make sure there is paper. relaxes, takes long drag blow out, thinks back at drunken night, wife is a bitch, "check" drank way to much "check" gave girl at bar phone number "check", stands up and looks down nothing has happened, reliezes he cant shit to upsit, pull up pants and exits stall. Steps over guy with shit on him, goes to sink. runs water and puts out cigarette. washes hand grabb, mints with funny letters, walks out...thinks how much he missed mens room...

[tyward]

Several people have complained about members who lie about their age. Well, you caught me, I've said that I was 58 years old, but I am actually almost 60...

[*RAGE*]

People at can not take a joke....piss me off and have to be serious....

[Dukkit]

*comes in... pulls out a pin, needle, vial. and starts doin the preperations to inject.

all while muttering under his breath about how much Nirvana and Nickleback suck and radio stations need to stop playin their damn music

shoots his injection in the delt. cleans up. walks out*

[higherdesire]

Several people have complained about members who lie about their age. Well, you caught me, I've said that I was 58 years old, but I am actually almost 60...

*pulls pencil out form behind ear and scribbles something. SHakes head and walks out*

HAs anyone been watching au67 with his blog and his vidoes in the work out section? Really?

[Dukkit]

*pulls pencil out form behind ear and scribbles something. SHakes head and walks out*

HAs anyone been watching au67 with his blog and his vidoes in the work out section? Really?

*pokes head back in...

HD... he really has videos? haha

i gotta see this.

leaves*

[Skully44420]