The Mens Room

[DSM4Life]

You dirty dirty boys.

[T-MOS]

You dirty dirty boys.

damnnn you weren't supposed to find out....

[higherdesire]

damnnn you weren't supposed to find out....

Tmos man you have the absolute best attitude. I appreciate you. Just wanted to get that out while it is just the two of us in here. I am not gay or nothing but you might be my soul mate. Do you dry hump at all? No skin or anything.

[Ernst]

Okay, there's like 5 open urinals. Why are you using the one right next to T–Mos?

[T-MOS]

Tmos man you have the absolute best attitude. I appreciate you. Just wanted to get that out while it is just the two of us in here. I am not gay or nothing but you might be my soul mate. Do you dry hump at all? No skin or anything.

ROFLMAO........ Do I smell Bromance in the air??? Better not let Prone catch us in here .... Have to tell him you were just in here with me for moral support since I ate that block of cheese and now I am paying for it........lolol

*trys to whistle while pushing the baby out my a$$* that one's gonna make a big splash........

[T-MOS]

Okay, there's like 5 open urinals. Why are you using the one right next to T–Mos?

ummm i needed a bit of help shaking the Anaconda.....lolol

[higherdesire]

Hey put that thing up TMonster geez! never mind! Goshdawg what are you part horse? Man this was a bad idea I am outta here~
*runs out of mens room frightened*

[T-MOS]

Hey put that thing up TMonster geez! never mind! Goshdawg what are you part horse? Man this was a bad idea I am outta here~
*runs out of mens room frightened*

HEY, where you going?.....It doesn't bite!!!! It may spit at you if your nice to it though......LOLOL

I lose more Bromances that way.....

[southmadejd]

Batman is a faggot

blasphemy!!!

[Phate]

HEY, where you going?.....It doesn't bite!!!! It may spit at you if your nice to it though......LOLOL

I lose more Bromances that way.....

don't worry, DSM will read that, then he'll stalk you trying to get it to spit at him

[Dukkit]

this is what happens when i dont get online during the weekends. i miss exciting threads like this one.

and im not in the mood to read the whole damn thing

but its funny

[T-MOS]

*walks in, SLAMS door* mumbles under breath.....DAMN I HATE PEOPLE.... Leg day at the gym.....Did I look like I had PLEASE TALK TO ME written on my forehead ?!?!?!?!?

Can you NOT see I am SQUATTING HERE????
some powerlifter ASS WIPE thinks I want to stand around and talk about HIS competition days while I am FREAKING COOLING DOWN TOO MUCH !!!

You would think he would get the hint as I continue to take off weights and MOVE to the leg press machine !!!!!

Then some OLD stringy lady wants to tell me that if they painted the weights PINK, you would be able to lift more....>>>WTF?????

OK thanks for that information........LOLOL

oh damnnnnn and now I got back splash on me!!!

Just wonderful !!!

*leaves, not washing hands and slams door***** good thing they were out of mints !!!

[Dukkit]

*casually walks in. looks up and down the row of dingy urinals. up at the flickering light bulbs. sees the cobwebs in the corner of ceiling. thinks to himself... reminds me of my childhood home.
struts over to the stall that has no door. turns around, pulls down his pants, and sits down to enjoy a nice dump.
Pulls out the latest issue of Flex and starts reading.
Watches as members walk in and out of the restroom, and notice him sitting in the open stall*

[scerpico22]

*runs in the door relieved to finally find a mens room at AR because im turtle heading and real bad! realizes that the weekend spent drinking was great but missed this whole thread...pist off at the last hour that ive lost reading THE WHOLE FVCKING thing...turns around, forgets to take his dump and leaves...FML

[Dukkit]

*laughs as scerpico walked in lookin flustered, then walked out.


still workin on that dump*

[Dobie-BOY]

this guy fights a bear and wins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzdLk...eature=related

Holy shitt!!! that was AWESOME!!!!

[BritishColumbian]

Nervously walks into the overcrowded, stench filled, dimly lit poo closet. Finds an empy stall, looks in disgust at the stained toilet seat and uses the seat cover he has brought along. Sits down hesetantly and looks over and right beside the empty toilet paper roll is a glory hole with a big scabby cock poking through; Runs out screaming with pants around ankles and a turtle head poking out, lays on the cold hard cement of the parking lot and strugles to maintain conciousness****fade to black***

[higherdesire]

HD rolls in the python he had stuck into the hole barely able to contain hisself. Rolling on the nasty floor laughing at the guy who just freaked out and ran out!

[Dukkit]

*im still sittin here, squeezing one out, enjoying the crazy antics of Higherdesire*

[higherdesire]

Hi five dukkit!
*smiles and steps close with hand raised*

[Dukkit]

*high fives ya and asks if you can grab me another roll of toilet paper out of the other stalls. ive used all mine up*

[scerpico22]

*walking back into the mens room finally gonna be able to get ride of this stomach cramp that i was dealing with...gets smacked right in the fvcking face with the door as BC runs out with his pants around his ankles...i lose the sensation yet again...turn and leave, yet again...FML

[higherdesire]

*chunks TP roll over the side wall with a swish sound* Nuttin but net g

[Matt]

Will you guy's hurry the fuvk up im dieing for a "tom tit", walks out and slams the door..

[scerpico22]

Will you guy's hurry the fuvk up im dieing for a "tom tit", walks out and slams the door..

Tom Tit...never heard that one before...stop making me have to google shit Matt...LOL

[Dukkit]

*wipes his ass, pulls the pants up, walks over and washes his hands. then walks out of the restroom thinking to himself... "did i flush??"

[BritishColumbian]

from the pages of the urban dictionary:
Tom Tit
*Shit.* New cockney slang
"I'm off to take a Tom Tit!"

[Matt]

Tom Tit...never heard that one before...stop making me have to google shit Matt...LOL

Its ryhming slang lol, tom-tit = shit...

I do alot of that but i guess people must think "that guys talking bollocks"..

If you googled shit bro you got it!!

[BritishColumbian]

*regains conciousness on the cold hard surface of the oil stained parking lot. Pants around the ankles and covered in my own feces. Reaches for the FNP-9 with a fully loaded 16 round clip, clicks of the safety, opens mouth, inserts FNP-9, goodbye cruel world. *Click* Gun Jams, uncontrolable sobbing***fade to black***

[Dukkit]

*walks back into the mens room, goes to his stall and flushes the toilet.


shit!!! its overflowing!!!

wheres a plunger???

fukk it.

walks out again as the place floods with his watered down feces*

[Chode Logan]

Is this thread as gay as I think it might be?

[scerpico22]

*walking back in to FINALLY take my dump, high fives Dukk on the way in...open the door, and floor is full of watered down feces...cant make it to a stall...turns and leaves yet again...

[Dukkit]

Is this thread as gay as I think it might be?

nope...

ever gayer

[BritishColumbian]

Is this thread as gay as I think it might be?

It is now....

[Chode Logan]

nope...

ever gayer

Dreams can come true.

[Chode Logan]

It is now....

Well then, aren't you lucky!

[BritishColumbian]

actually Im passed out in the parking lot with my pants around my ankles....

[Dukkit]

*walks next door to the womens restroom. slowly opens the door and peeks in*

[Chode Logan]

I've done that before. Good thing I wore my chastity belt.

actually Im passed out in the parking lot with my pants around my ankles....

[BritishColumbian]

*regains conciousness yet again, looks down at the mess, takes a deep breath and holsters the FNP-9. Rips off shirt and uses it to clean up. Stands up and pulls up pants. hears a faint screaming in the dark night and wonders how the hell I wound up an this side of the tracks. Looks over at the neon 'Mens Room' sighn dimly flickering across the parking lot, looks back at the parking lot, CAR IS GONE, reaches in pocket, Keys are gone! quickly unholsters FNP-9 and unjams it...what have I got myself into???