The Mens Room

[higherdesire]

hello Dukki, whut it do?

[DSM4Life]

Is there a shower in this mens room ?

[CHUCKYthentic]

*walks out of the shower, looks at DSM as he looks confused*
*nods his head at DSM and snaps him in his ass with his towel, in a totally non gay way*

[DSM4Life]

*walks out of the shower, looks at DSM as he looks confused*
*nods his head at DSM and snaps him in his ass with his towel, in a totally non gay way*

*after you hit me with the towel i jump, hit my head on the floor and pass out.
You feel bad and give me mouth to mouth on the floor both of us naked as higherdesire walks in

[CHUCKYthentic]

*thinks to himself, shit he better not get wood while i do this.... looks behind him for higherdesire, he would want it to happen this way that bastard*

[Cloe85]

*I wander in and snap some pics of DSM and Chucky*

[ni4ni]

oh boys...naughty,naughty

[Dukkit]

*has ran out of fig newtons,
puts his clothes on,
leaves.
exit stage right*

[higherdesire]

*walks in grabs mints off the counter flexes in mirror and notices some commotion behind him.* "DSM, stop acting like youre passed out agian crazy ass!" Shakes head, rips duct tape bask off of leg exposing sizable wound, bites top off of sus 250 and tren , pours it in wound, tapes it back up. Walks over and tickles DSM and he starts laughing. Chucky says "lay back don I'm not done yet!"

Walks out whistling Niki by Artist formerly known as Prince

[Dukkit]

*barges in, marches over to DSM who is playing possum,
throws his short body over my shoulders. walks over the sinks. starts running water and washing the grime and lube off of DSMs face.
after he finishes that. he finds some clothes and dresses DSM
then sits him on a toilet. in a stall. with a pillow next to his head.
good dead done for the day. he marches out, grabs some mints. digs in the trash where Highersdesire stores his tren amps. injects some tren into his nut sack. then leaves*

[higherdesire]

Walks back in to grab water bottle off counter and notices Dukki doing MY FVCKING TREN !!! Wait did he just inject his nutsack? Decides to sneak back out without saying anything that might anger him, fvck that tren I will just have to get more!

[WARMachine]

*Walks in to his beloved Mens Room. Sees RIP TMos on the wall, and bows respectfully to it.

Thinks quietly to myself about all the great battles fought here. That bastard BC vs. Matt. Me vs. Douchebag Authority, the list goes on... Remembers so foundly why i love AR. Its my home away from home. Grabs some WAR mints, and walks about for a few minutes...
*

[chicmagnet]

This sh!t is gold!!

[chicmagnet]

*Walks in to mens room, bows to TMos shrine grabs a War mint feels angst welling almost immedietly, sees some six pac carrying a smiling short guy over his shoulder, then I go back to gym to take advantage of angst mints.

[Skully44420]

*walks in and see's all the stalls are full finally dukkit walks out of one and i can finally while i'm sitting there i look down to the stall next to me and see DSM peaking under and i can tell he just got i finish up quickly and grab a mint and a syringe filled with some tren and then and relax a bit as i look over and see some hot chick walk up and me before i leave...as i'm walking out i pay my respect to T-mos*

[chicmagnet]

Damn I missed the tren vending machine.

[Ernst]

Okay, this is really weird. What kind of girl scout troop posts up outside of a mens room to sell cookies? And what kind of girl scouts are 6'3" 250?

[DSM4Life]

*waits behind the door and molests every man that walks in....

[Ernst]

Ahhhhhhh shit!

The least you could do is have warm hands!

[*El Diablo*]

that feels fantastic

can u possibly stick it up my pooper!

w h a t ?

[*El Diablo*]

............

[higherdesire]

*glides into the Mens room sees DSM lurking in the shadows. Hmmph, wonder he's up to now? Or is it who? Grabs WarMints and slips out before I become the next assaulted 'member' so to speak*

[Dukkit]

*passes some manly girl scouts on his way in. huh?

walks in, immediatly feels dsm's cold hands grab his ass. slaps him away. goes to a stall. rips the door off. pulls down his pants. sits and shits. pulls out a sharpie and begins drawing penis's on the walls.

wonders where CSAR has been? misses his buddy.

feels the caffeine pills wearing off. pops some more. finishes his smash. walks out. grabs some mints. goes to the tren vending machine. picks it up... carries it out with him over his shoulder...

exits.*

[CHUCKYthentic]

*enters. where the hell is everybody????.... goes about his duty of posting fliers*



BIKINI CAR WASH
SATURDAY @ NOON
DONATIONS WELCOMED

thanks to chucky's lady angelica and 10 of her HOTASS friends (yes it is still warm
enough for this! where our Men's Room is
its beach weather 365 b!tches)

*no Abominator there are no more bikini spots available *

*notices somebody re-poed the tren vending machine, damnit.

pencils in on the fliers, ALL PROCEEDS GO TOWARDS A NEW TREN VENDING MACHINE

grabs a WARmint and exits*

[Dukkit]

haha chucky made me laugh!

[higherdesire]

*walk in and checks to be sure the stalls are empty, goes over to wall and turns the soap dispenser over and the wall slides back to expose tren stash. Rips duct tape back to reveal open wound, pours in tren seals wound with same tape, turns dispenser to close wall, grabs mints and walks out whistling.*

[DSM4Life]

*walks in, puts my head into the toilet.

[Deltasaurus]

*strolls in, Starts checking out self in mirror*

"Hey, Whats up guys?"

[higherdesire]

Ok men this shit is getting back to the reason we started this thread to begin with. Cvksuckers running thier moneymakers like they are King shit in the lounge but really just troll ass bitches. Dont get sucked into it. That shit will die just like the rest of them have. Like a feather in the wind, they are neat to watch for a minute but then they disappear.

POOF! be gone

[Deltasaurus]

good post lol

[TinyTexan]

Hello? hello hello? is there anybody in here? just nod if you can hear me....

[Dukkit]

i freaking miss this place

[TinyTexan]

yeah me too, oh and the thread is cool too. What up bro? Hey man 10 months to go! lol

[Dukkit]

oh hell yes! i just got off 3 cases in april. so only 1 left!!

whooooooo!!

how you been bro?

[TinyTexan]

shit chillin dawg! Headed to the coast in ten minutes until Monday. My time to shine! lol Just me and my daughter. lata!

[jbm]

I love shitting here!

[chicmagnet]

Place is going downhill fast, making me homesick.

[Matt]

Walks in and notices the yanks are washing their hands in the urinal...

Yeah i miss this place, times were good then...

[Dukkit]

slowly creeps up to the mens room

hears nothing but echoes of massive tren abuse and nude parties

pushes the rusty door open, peers in

sees cobwebs, dust, debris and a shit load of syringes

walks about. holes in walls. stall doors ripped off. empty tren machine, broken mirrors, shattered sinks

ahh the good times that were had in here

Csar verbally running circles around ppl.

Dukkit abusing steroids .

DSM.. well. DSM, nuff said

the board isnt the same. the ppl are different.
new breed of newbs. more retarded then ever

the hardcore guys have moved on to other boards

partially my fault. ive come and gone. only a ghost on this site now

*single tear runs down dukkits face*

(cue the sad music)

**dukkit hanging his head and despair... walks out of Mens Room**

[Times Roman]

was talking to my woman last night about maybe going to Kabul.... (after losing some good amounts of weight already) she said she wanted to get down to 120 lbs, (about another 15 lbs), and she can hook up skype on her laptop and we can "talk" while she is in the bedroom. Huh? Never done that before