The Mens Room

[Dukkit]

*stumbles in.

in a daze

sees himself in the mirror

starts to cry. rantin and raving. raising his fist to the sky and saying.. "WHY!!"

"WHHH-EYE!!!!!!"

crumples on the floor bawling.

*

[higherdesire]

oh I don't think so..ttt

[WARMachine]

*Walks in after a long week of drowning my sorrows in cheap booze and expensive strippers. Sees some familiar faces, smiles, looks around, pisses on the floor. Damn, got on my shoes. Oh well... Looks in mirror. WHAT ARE YOU DOING! GET BACK IN THE GYM PVSSY! STOP MOPING AROUND! WERE TRAINING FOR NEXT YEAR BABY!*

Smashes the bottle on the sink, puts a little pep in my step and walks outta here determined as a mothafvcka!


oh, FVCK YOU GREGOR! Hahaha

[higherdesire]

we are a lot alike, only I like expensive booze and cheap strippers. But I do have pep in my step. whoo whoo.

[CSAR]

*walks in Men's Room...slips on some piss that smells of Churrasco...falls down on broken glass...sees blood, then bawls like a 3-year-old......goes into the stall on the end...tries to staunch the bleeding with a couple rolls of Charmin Extra Soft...continues to cry...*

[higherdesire]

walks in to the mens room hear some sniveling in the last stall. wlaks up and listens closely. is that DSM? War? Maybe prone? no no, that is the unmistakeble sniffle of csar. knock knock, het bro everything ok? you need a tissue or something?

[CSAR]

*sob sob* No...I slipped in War's piss, fell down on some broken glass, and I'm bleeding like a 13-year-old who just got her first period... *sob sob*

[higherdesire]

hey hey it's okay buddy. I mean its late where you are form and the grown ups are sleep/. why don't you come out here and sit on uncle HD's kness and I will look at it for you? Want some candy?

[peachfuzz]

*walks in. sees some gay shit about to take place. turns around and mudders to self, "fags" walks out.

[higherdesire]

Peachfuzz reaches the door ans starts to push it open when he is grabbed up by the collar and thrown through the door of the first stall. HD looms over him and says," hey buddy did you slip? everything ok? Could have sworn I heard someone talking shit, but I thought I would check on you before I caught up with them. You good?" Sticks hand out to help peachy up.

[DSM4Life]

DSM opens the door and see's

[jbm]

* walks in masturbates while looking myself at the mirror, then leaves without a trace *

[CSAR]

hey hey it's okay buddy. I mean its late where you are form and the grown ups are sleep/. why don't you come out here and sit on uncle HD's kness and I will look at it for you? Want some candy?

No candy...just some PronetoWarMints, please...

[*RAGE*]

It is time be brought the mens room back so that he we can get our flame and abuse people in the flame wars thread but we are men and need a place to sit with our pants down in private and I missed pissing on the mints....

*prone walked into the mens room, looks around and noticed that it has not been cleaned in a while. I go down to day labor and picks up a truck load of mexican for the job...and case of beer. After pointing out what is need to be done I sit back with the case of beer and start to drink....I think to myself boy those guys know how to paint, man those guys can mop a floor, shit they should be done in about an hour. I look down at the case of beer and notice there is only about three beers left and I have not money to pay these guys...(what ever should I do???) I know pulls out cell phone and call immigration and naturalization and advised them about there being a bunch of illegals in the mens room..Walks into the mens room puts a new bowl on prone mints down and tell the illegals he is going to get their money and they should not leave the mens room...

Walks out of the newly redone mens room with two mints laughing..

[chicmagnet]

*covers eyes with hands, thinks... I can't believe people actually write this sh!t and leaves in disgust and grabs a couple of those laughing mints.*

[Dukkit]

*walks in, shits in the sink, wipes his ass with prones hat that he left here the other day, then walks out*

[*RAGE*]

*walks in notices hat on sink, put it on notices a funny smell turn and walks out*

[higherdesire]

Walking by mens room sad when notice some commotion. WTF is immigration doing here?

[jbm]

I sleep in the mensroom!

[jbm]

[DSM4Life]

[higherdesire]

DSM, I wsa at my monthly parole office visit yesterday and looking at this site on my iphone. I was cruising one of the threads and some of oyur posted pics (like ^^ that one) came up on the screen and the guy next to me looked at me wierd!! True story! I was in a business suit as usual, and the only one that looks out of place. It was rather bizare!

[Dukkit]

*who let the asian chick in the mens room? we need more of them. at least 3 for me alone*

*and get that almost naked dude out of here. hes messin up my mojo*

*then proceeds to the nearest stall and starts to graffiti the inside walls*

[higherdesire]

* sneaks in saying here dukki dukki dukki duki! here dukki dukki dukki! runs back out laughing when he hears sounds like osmeone falling off the last stall toilet!*

[Dukkit]

*runs from the postwhore thread and into the mens room

hurrys into a stall, locks the door and sits down and cries*

why is diablo so mean to me!!

[higherdesire]

Now now dookie, don't be upset, you know it has a lot to do with how you smell. Not a big deal bro. Now wash your ass and get back in there...

[Dukkit]

they didnt delete this thread?

what?

this thread is more worthless then the post whore thread

lol

[ninesecz]

I hate almost everything these days. I have turned very very negative about almost every subject

[WARMachine]

See what happens when i leave?

The greatest thread in the history of threads dies...

You buncha sad sacks sons of bitches!

WAR ANGRY! WAR SMASH!

[higherdesire]

no no war, we can make happy again, see I-I have some mints. *holds out hand while cowering nearby* Go ahead, h-have some. all you like war all you like.

[Dukkit]

lets bring this to the top bitches!!!!!!!!

cuz daddy is home!!

[Matt]

[higherdesire]

Madd I see you are still hanging with serious mass? nice photo of the two of you bro!

[WARMachine]

no no war, we can make happy again, see I-I have some mints. *holds out hand while cowering nearby* Go ahead, h-have some. all you like war all you like.

*Prone to war mints?

Alright... WAR anger has been averted. Looks around, sees the Mens Room is still empty, walks over to the mirror, writes WAR was here, pisses all over the seat in stall #2, walks out smiling.*

[Dukkit]

*peeking through the stall door and sees War write on the mirror and peein in stall #2

thinks to himself.. i missed that sexy bitch.

after war leaves. dukki walks out from the stall in only his black tube socks.

scratches his ass and goes over the sink. pulls out the buzz clippers from their hiding spot and starts trimming his ball and ass hair*

[WARMachine]

*Walks back in. Sees Dukk saving his ass. Grabs the clippers from him and gets the hard to reach spots. "There ya go buddy!" Smacks his white ass, grabs a few more mints and walks out.... With a feeling of self-loathing*

[Dukkit]

*he he he
with shame.... tries to cover up his erection from War smacking his ass*

[WARMachine]

Im thinking of starting a thread titled "List of AR board members who are Cvnts"

But i think it would be deleted rather quickly. Any ideas to voice my displeasure for one particular cvnt?

[Matt]

Im thinking of starting a thread titled "List of AR board members who are Cvnts"

But i think it would be deleted rather quickly. Any ideas to voice my displeasure for one particular cvnt?

I know what your talking about lol, him and one or two others need a good slap..

[WARMachine]

He lives close to me. Dont tempt me...