The Mens Room

**BritishColumbian** · 05-28-2009, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by peachfuzz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DJZ9I8mgKE

The rabbit done died...WHAT THE FVCK WAS THAT?...anyway I loved it.
"Smells like wetback dick"

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-28-2009, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by peachfuzz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DJZ9I8mgKE

WTF was that?

**vpchill** · 05-28-2009, 10:41 AM

Walks in the Mens Room, Hoping all the gayness has been vented out. Sees some craziyness on youtube in the 1st stall. Grabs a hanful of mints while whistling, Know when to fold em by kenny rodgers.

**peachfuzz** · 05-28-2009, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by BritishColumbian

The rabbit done died...WHAT THE FVCK WAS THAT?...anyway I loved it.
"Smells like wetback dick"

Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B

WTF was that?

some of the locals where i live...

**higherdesire** · 05-28-2009, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Walks in the Mens Room, Hoping all the gayness has been vented out. Sees some craziyness on youtube in the 1st stall. Grabs a hanful of mints while whistling, Know when to fold em by kenny rodgers.

you could have heard a pin drop as VP stopped to lock the door...

**BritishColumbian** · 05-28-2009, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

you could have heard a pin drop as VP stopped to lock the door...

PHHHTTTTTtttttt............spit take all over my screen and ket board, you guys keep me laughing all week long.

**WARMachine** · 05-28-2009, 09:01 PM

*Walks into the room. Thinks, WTF has happened to my beloved Mens Rooms? All these dead bodies, blood, and monkeys running around. WTF has been going on here? Sniffs. Is that...? Sex...? Geez...

Walks over the the urinal that is rittled with bullet holes. Starts peeing, but with all the holes, it seems to ricochet onto my pant legs. Looks out the window, is that Prone? Naked? Wow.. He DEFINITALY IS NOT BLACK? What a piss poor excuse for a childs penis. DSM must be very disappointed.

Finshes up, but is too afraid to shake. Walks over washes hands, writes a note to self "Remember to bring gun with self next time." Turns the light out and walks out*

**QuieTSToRM33** · 05-28-2009, 09:16 PM

Casually walks into the room.... it smells like feijoada ... must've been WarMachine ... writes "CHECK YOUR PM'S" on a post-it ... sticks it on the mirror and walks out.

**higherdesire** · 05-29-2009, 05:11 AM

DAMNIT!!! Another word to google. I am starting to hate this place.

**QuieTSToRM33** · 05-29-2009, 12:46 PM

Realizes there's more to be done .... walks back into the men's room ... puts a Brazilian-Portuguese Dictionary on the counter ... pulls out a pack of post-its ..... writes "FOR HIGHERDESIRE" on a post-it and sticks it on the dictionary ... grabs a few mints and leaves as "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey is playing in the background.

**Dukkit** · 05-29-2009, 02:04 PM

*runs in, screams... WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!
runs out*

**WARMachine** · 05-29-2009, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33

Casually walks into the room.... it smells like feijoada ... must've been WarMachine ... writes "CHECK YOUR PM'S" on a post-it ... sticks it on the mirror and walks out.

MMMM! Fvck, im hungry now... Gotta go, HOE!

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 01:39 AM

Feijoada is what it looks like in the toilet after CSAR takes a dump. CSAR is only going to refer to himself in the 3rd person from now on. CSAR is going to go to Omotesando with his insanely hot Japanese wife and eat some churrasco. Afterwards, CSAR and his insanely hot Japanese wife are going to bump uglies. Multiple times, CSAR hopes. CSAR wishes you all a good night.

**chicmagnet** · 05-30-2009, 01:46 AM

Sounds like CSAR is about to have a threesome!!

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 01:49 AM

Originally Posted by chicmagnet

Sounds like CSAR is about to have a threesome!!

Yes, CSAR enjoys his wife's finger in his anus.
Me,
my wife,
her finger in my anus...

**chicmagnet** · 05-30-2009, 01:50 AM

Wife
Csar
Third person CSAR

**chicmagnet** · 05-30-2009, 01:51 AM

You can't win by telling lies

**jbm** · 05-30-2009, 01:59 AM

Originally Posted by chicmagnet

Wife
Csar
Third person CSAR

Perfect!

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by chicmagnet

You can't win by telling lies

CSAR tells no lies.

CSAR always wins with his wife's finger in his anus.

CSAR logs out and leaves...

**chicmagnet** · 05-30-2009, 02:08 AM

Bye bye CSAR!

**peachfuzz** · 05-30-2009, 03:20 AM

**BritishColumbian** · 05-30-2009, 10:09 AM

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:18 PM

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:19 PM

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:20 PM

This explains a lot...

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:22 PM

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:22 PM

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:23 PM

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:32 PM

There ya go buddy...that'll help soothe your chafed mangina...

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:37 PM

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:38 PM

Thank God for Google!

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:41 PM

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:42 PM

I want these for Christmas...seriously.

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:43 PM

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:46 PM

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:47 PM

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:49 PM

**CSAR** · 05-30-2009, 03:55 PM

**vpchill** · 06-01-2009, 11:14 AM

Walks in and Notices a Canadian Flag. Not sure when the canadians took over the mens room but duh well.
Lets out the half gallon of water he downed 2 hours earlier......................................