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  1. 05-22-2009, 12:42 AM #1881
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    I contracted swine flu from having wild unprotected anal and oral sex with a fat smelly black horse named sexy daisy marie, in a small and cheap hotel room on the other side of town called Sudan
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    I contracted swine flu from having wild unprotected anal and oral sex with a fat smelly black horse named sexy daisy marie, in a small and cheap hotel room on the other side of town called Sudan and my penis got scabs on it
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    I contracted swine flu from having wild unprotected anal and oral sex with a fat smelly black horse named sexy daisy marie, in a small and cheap hotel room on the other side of town called Sudan and my penis got scabs on it and anal warts
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    I contracted swine flu from having wild unprotected anal and oral sex with a fat smelly black horse named sexy daisy marie, in a small and cheap hotel room on the other side of town called Sudan and my penis got scabs on it, and I got anal warts & menstral cramps
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    I contracted swine flu from having wild unprotected anal and oral sex with a fat smelly black horse named sexy daisy marie, in a small and cheap hotel room on the other side of town called Sudan and my penis got scabs on it, and I got anal warts & bloody menstral cramps
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    I contracted swine flu from having wild unprotected anal and oral sex with a fat smelly black horse named sexy daisy marie, in a small and cheap hotel room on the other side of town called Sudan and my penis got scabs on it, and I got anal warts & bloody menstral cramps dipped in mint chocolate syrup
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    I just took 200mgs of swine flu. Im Pumped!!
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    I contracted swine flu from having wild unprotected anal and oral sex with a fat smelly black horse named sexy daisy marie, in a small and cheap hotel room on the other side of town called Sudan and my penis got scabs on it, and I got anal warts & bloody menstral cramps dipped in mint chocolate syrup with freshly grated parmisan
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    So I guess I should wipe the seat off before I take a dump?
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    I contracted swine flu from having wild unprotected anal and oral sex with a fat smelly black horse named sexy daisy marie, in a small and cheap hotel room on the other side of town called Sudan and my penis got scabs on it, and I got anal warts & bloody menstral cramps dipped in mint chocolate syrup with freshly grated parmisan after I wiped the seat off to take a dump
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    I contracted swine flu from having wild unprotected anal and oral sex with a fat smelly black horse named sexy daisy marie, in a small and cheap hotel room on the other side of town called Sudan and my penis got scabs on it, and I got anal warts & bloody menstral cramps dipped in mint chocolate syrup with freshly grated parmisan after I wiped the seat off to take a dump on the floor
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    ^^^ Sounds like a well rounded day
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    * came in here to poop

    but sees everyone has swine flu.. and runs out screaming*
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    I caught swine flu when taking a dump in this shit house....
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    I caught swine flu when taking an upsidedown dump in this shit house
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    i caught swine flu when taking an upside down dump in this shit house because the swine poop fell in my mouth
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    i caught swine flu when taking an upside down dump in this shit house because the swine poop fell in my mouth and I swalowed it
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    Imma ask a Black man about swine flu

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    I may turn that Thread into a TV show. lol
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    ^^worse than hoochie whale shit on the bottom of the ocean floor you shameless blcak man you!! Oh...dipped in chocolate mint syrup!
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    i caught swine flu when taking an upside down dipped in chocolate mint syrup dump in this smelly shit house because the swine poop fell in my mouth and I swalowed it
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    i caught swine flu when taking an upside down dipped in chocolate mint syrup dump in this smelly shit house because the swine poop fell in my mouth and I swallowed it all the way down my throat
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    i caught swine flu when taking an upside down dipped in chocolate mint syrup dump in this smelly shit house because the swine poop fell in my mouth and I swallowed it all the way down my deep throat
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    No swine flu for you HD.
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    i caught swine flu when taking an upside down dipped in chocolate mint syrup dump in this smelly shit house because the swine poop fell in my mouth and I swallowed it all the way down my deep bloody throat
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    i caught swine flu when taking an upside down dipped in chocolate mint syrup dump in this smelly shit house because the swine poop fell in my mouth and I swallowed it all the way down my deep bloody throat and I washed it down with a glass of sand
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    i caught swine flu when taking an upside down dipped in chocolate mint syrup dump in this smelly shit house because the swine poop fell in my mouth and I swallowed it all the way down my deep bloody throat and I washed it down with a glass of white golden sand
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    i caught swine flu when taking an upside down dipped in chocolate mint syrup dump in this smelly shit house because the swine poop fell in my mouth and I swallowed it all the way down my deep bloody throat and I washed it down with a glass of white golden sand and had a nap
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    i caught swine flu when taking an upside down dipped in chocolate mint syrup dump in this smelly shit house because the swine poop fell in my mouth and I swallowed it all the way down my deep bloody throat and I washed it down with a glass of white golden sand and had a nap for an hour
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    VP keeps the swine flu all to hisself while drinking hatorade...dipped in mint chocolate syrup.
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    Wishing I had some swine flu so I could fit in.
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    VP keeps the swine flu all to hisself while drinking hatorade...dipped in mint chocolate hot and cold syrup.
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    VP keeps the swine flu all to hisself while drinking hatorade...dipped in mint chocolate hot and cold syrup while shamelessly plugging his thread in the Mens Room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    VP keeps the swine flu all to hisself while drinking hatorade...dipped in mint chocolate hot and cold syrup while shamelessly plugging his thread in the Mens Room.
    My swine flu is in a flask with a Texas longhorn logo on it...
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    best treatment for the flu:

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    ^^^^ I feel better already. lol
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    I think my fever went up a bit, but I don't even care.
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    The gleaming white VP keeps the swine flu all to hisself while drinking hatorade...dipped in mint chocolate hot and cold syrup while shamelessly plugging his thread in the Mens Room.
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    We call swine flu, skeet shooting in the south....
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    We call swine flu, skeet shooting in the south....
    and the color of the "skeet"?
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    Walks in Notices its empty, hopes he didnt miss the quarantine sign outside. Grabs some mints and dashes out whistling "hound dog"
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