The Mens Room

[higherdesire]

comes into the and over hears Csar and BC in the back stall argueing back and forth

Csar "you're a hoser"
BC "no you're a hoser"
Csar "no you are"
BC "no you are so take off you hoser"
Csar "no you take off you hoser"
BC "no you take off"
Csar "no you take off hoser"

All of this is said with a lisp by both and they were giggling and shit, so I kick open the door and they are poking each other with thier hosers. Shakes head and grabs a few mints on the way out.

What is the Mens Room when one really thinks about it?

[*RAGE*]

Ok VP did not answer my question and I am sad

I tell you how much I love you and how we need to be together and when I ask a question you cant answer it for me....*tears up living space around computer* you tell me you are going to leave J431S for me and this is the thanks I get of watching after you internet kids.....*runs over to vp house and put dead rabbit in pan of water and turns on stove* you fuvking bitch, I love you, sorry I did not mean that you fuvking cheating whore...I really do love you.....

[Dukkit]

comes into the and over hears Csar and BC in the back stall argueing back and forth

Csar "you're a hoser"
BC "no you're a hoser"
Csar "no you are"
BC "no you are so take off you hoser"
Csar "no you take off you hoser"
BC "no you take off"
Csar "no you take off hoser"

All of this is said with a lisp by both and they were giggling and shit, so I kick open the door and they are poking each other with thier hosers. Shakes head and grabs a few mints on the way out.

What is the Mens Room when one really thinks about it?

thats hilarious

i can picture it

thats whats sad about it

[*RAGE*]

I love the mens room, I can come here and drop off a load and get free mints and flame the shit out of peope and miss spell words and read the writing on the walls and just kick back with some real kick ass people that I wish lived next to me because I know we would go to the beach together and cheat on our wives....

* prone has not started drinking yet but will at some point tonight, raises glass and says "here is to the mens room may we all miss the toilet set and have enough toilet paper to clean our dirty ass"

[higherdesire]

hey prone, buddy I will move next door man. we can riot and shit whenever we want to.

[WARMachine]

*Walks in takes a look around and sees no one is here. Lets out a nice sweaty-semi wet-stank ass fart. Oh thats good. Hmm... Kinda reminds me of a certain member's stripper wife. Same kinda smell in the whoo hoo! Thinks about spankin it to his wife one more time, (with a bag over here head obviously, but always i anyway so it doesnt matter...) grabs some mints, and moonwalks outta this bitch!*

[DSM4Life]

penis

[*RAGE*]

*Walks in takes a look around and sees no one is here. Lets out a nice sweaty-semi wet-stank ass fart. Oh thats good. Hmm... Kinda reminds me of a certain member's stripper wife. Same kinda smell in the whoo hoo! Thinks about spankin it to his wife one more time, (with a bag over here head obviously, but always i anyway so it doesnt matter...) grabs some mints, and moonwalks outta this bitch!*

that fuvken great...lmfao

[higherdesire]

he said pooper

[CSAR]

Aww, deep down BC is alright. I just like to poke him in his cage, because he gets agitated so easily. Plus, I enjoy his psychoanalyses of my childhood - they're pretty funny.

[*El Diablo*]

*Walks in takes a look around and sees no one is here. Lets out a nice sweaty-semi wet-stank ass fart. Oh thats good. Hmm... Kinda reminds me of a certain member's stripper wife. Same kinda smell in the whoo hoo! Thinks about spankin it to his wife one more time, (with a bag over here head obviously, but always i anyway so it doesnt matter...) grabs some mints, and moonwalks outta this bitch!*

[Dukkit]

aww, deep down bc is alright. I just like to poke him in his cage, because he gets agitated so easily. Plus, i enjoy his psychoanalyses of my childhood - they're pretty funny.

[CSAR]

*walks in...enters the stall without the door, because it's been ****** off it's hinges...drops trou...sits down...sharts...thinks, "I shouldn't have eaten all that spinach and asparagus."...sees War moonwalking out the door...starts to sing a song to the tune of Michael Jackson's Thriller, "'Cause this is Men's Room...Men's Room time...and no one's gonna save you from my stink about to strike...you know it's Men's Room...Men's Room night...your nose is fighting for it's life inside this Men's Room, Men's Room, stall tonight!!!"...this is a massive turd...I'm going to be here a while...

[CSAR]

...still taking a dump...shouts, "Hey! Where's all the fvcking PronetoWarMints?"...looks over and sees that BC has stolen the extra soft Charmin out of my stall...mutters, "That damned Canucklehead..."

[Dukkit]

* is sitting in the next stall over from csar. hears csar singing.

digs in his pocket, takes out the mints he keeps for special occasions and starts bombing them over the stall wall into csars stall.

waits for reaction*

[CSAR]

*feels something hitting me in the head...screams like Arnold in Predator, "OH SHIT! DUKKIMINTS!!!!!!!!!!"...a few plop into the shitter...I fish them out Trainspotting style...pop them in my mouth...and suddenly, I feel like a man-whore...

[CSAR]

comes into the and over hears Csar and BC in the back stall argueing back and forth

Csar "you're a hoser"
BC "no you're a hoser"
Csar "no you are"
BC "no you are so take off you hoser"
Csar "no you take off you hoser"
BC "no you take off"
Csar "no you take off hoser"

All of this is said with a lisp by both and they were giggling and shit, so I kick open the door and they are poking each other with thier hosers. Shakes head and grabs a few mints on the way out.

What is the Mens Room when one really thinks about it?

NOT TRUE! NOT TRUE! This is how it went...

BC: Fvcking Czar! I got a mad hate on for him! That douchebag prick thinks he's the King of the Internet. Fvck off and die you loser!
CSAR: Now, now, my good man. What is all this hullabaloo about Russian elitists?
BC: You fvcking Japtard. I'm pissed off because of Pearl Harbor, even though I'm Canadian and I wasn't even there!
CSAR: Here here, old chap. Ben Affleck's acting was excruciatingly awful. I shant watch another of his motion picture films.
BC: I hate you! You're a fvcking Jap sympathizer and you train immigrants!
CSAR: Come now, stop with all this ballyhoo and tomfoolery! My good man, you do realize that I am not Japanese, don't you?
BC: I can read, you hater douche! "Hooked on Phonics" worked for me! I knew you the minute I spotted you. You were abused by your parents, you had no friends growing up, and you hate yourself because you live in a foreign country!
CSAR: Now, see here. Either watch your language or you'll be in trouble with the administration of this fine site.
BC: Eat shit and die you fvcking Jap fvcktard! I'm going to leave and never return! But now I'm back again!
CSAR: Dost thou tell a lie? Come now man, take your lumps! I shall make ridiculous statements and demonstrate the folly of your ways.
BC: You started it! I was here first! You big meanie! Stop picking on me!
CSAR: 'Tis neither here nor there. You are the president of NAMBLA and you enjoy mens' penises in your naughty place.
BC: STOP PICKING ON ME! YOU WERE ABUSED AS A CHILD!!!
CSAR: You know the truth. I am your father!!!!
BC: You're not my father! Ben Kenobi told me! You betrayed and murdered my father!!!
CSAR: Search your feelings BC...I AM your father.
BC: Noooooooooooo!!!!

And then I cut off his hand with my lightsaber and we touched tallywhackers.

THE END.

(I think this is the funniest thing I have ever written in my entire life. I nominate myself to be the first post in the Hall of Fame thread. Now to eat some fried fish and freedom fries...)

[CSAR]

*rolls around on the Men's Room floor in various members' piss LAUGHING MY FVCKING ASS OFF!!!!!*

[Dukkit]

NOT TRUE! NOT TRUE! This is how it went...

BC: Fvcking Czar! I got a mad hate on for him! That douchebag prick thinks he's the King of the Internet. Fvck off and die you loser!
CSAR: Now, now, my good man. What is all this hullabaloo about Russian elitists?
BC: You fvcking Japtard. I'm pissed off because of Pearl Harbor, even though I'm Canadian and I wasn't even there!
CSAR: Here here, old chap. Ben Affleck's acting was excruciatingly awful. I shant watch another of his motion picture films.
BC: I hate you! You're a fvcking Jap sympathizer and you train immigrants!
CSAR: Come now, stop with all this ballyhoo and tomfoolery! My good man, you do realize that I am not Japanese, don't you?
BC: I can read, you hater douche! "Hooked on Phonics" worked for me! I knew you the minute I spotted you. You were abused by your parents, you had no friends growing up, and you hate yourself because you live in a foreign country!
CSAR: Now, see here. Either watch your language or you'll be in trouble with the administration of this fine site.
BC: Eat shit and die you fvcking Jap fvcktard! I'm going to leave and never return! But now I'm back again!
CSAR: Dost thou tell a lie? Come now man, take your lumps! I shall make ridiculous statements and demonstrate the folly of your ways.
BC: You started it! I was here first! You big meanie! Stop picking on me!
CSAR: 'Tis neither here nor there. You are the president of NAMBLA and you enjoy mens' penises in your naughty place.
BC: STOP PICKING ON ME! YOU WERE ABUSED AS A CHILD!!!
CSAR: You know the truth. I am your father!!!!
BC: You're not my father! Ben Kenobi told me! You betrayed and murdered my father!!!
CSAR: Search your feelings BC...I AM your father.
BC: Noooooooooooo!!!!

And then I cut off his hand with my lightsaber and we touched tallywhackers.

THE END.

(I think this is the funniest thing I have ever written in my entire life. I nominate myself to be the first post in the Hall of Fame thread. Now to eat some fried fish and freedom fries...)

LMAO!!!!!

that is fukkin hilarious. i also nominate you csar.
ohh man. that just started my morning with a good laugh. perfect
buddy

[Dukkit]

*feels something hitting me in the head...screams like Arnold in Predator, "OH SHIT! DUKKIMINTS!!!!!!!!!!"...a few plop into the shitter...I fish them out Trainspotting style...pop them in my mouth...and suddenly, I feel like a man-whore...

*my work here is done*

[higherdesire]

I am going to second the motion on the floor to elect Csars post for first postion to the Hall of Fame Posts Threadseses. All those in favor?

[ni4ni]

x2...

[WARMachine]

X's 3

[jbm]

x4..

[higherdesire]

So do we need to start a thread with rules? One where you post a Hall of Fame quote and if there are, say 3 or 4 votes to confirm (like above) we edit the first post with the top post? Kind a king of the hill posts thread?

[WARMachine]

No.

Cause then everything i say will fill up that thread in no time.

[higherdesire]

I nominate War for the Hall of Fame witht that right there! Can I get an Amen brother?

[CSAR]

Amen, brother!

[jbm]

Amen Brother!

[higherdesire]

I knew that was going to happen.

[BritishColumbian]

You are all whores

[ni4ni]

and lovn it

[CSAR]

[higherdesire]

What a clown.

[higherdesire]

What can I say I am a funny man.

[higherdesire]

A clown?

[higherdesire]

Not really.

[higherdesire]

Just funny?

[higherdesire]

yeah.

[higherdesire]

hello? Anyone? Screw it, I am outtie. *grabs mints and moonwalks out humming thriller*