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  1. 06-07-2009, 10:52 PM #2121
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  3. 06-08-2009, 05:14 AM #2123
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  4. 06-08-2009, 05:26 AM #2124
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    ***Walks into the men's room ... immediately runs to the stall ... struggles getting the hog out ... finally gets it out and unleashes about 2 gallons of beer onto the urinal ... fvcking coronas ... shakes, zips, and walks over to the sink ... washes hands ... there's no paper towels ... what the fvck ... wipes hands on jeans... grabs a few mints ... goes to walk out when he hears something from the last stall ... walks over and kicks it in ... MadMatt is passed out drunk on the toilet wearing a french flag shirt with a plate of french fries all over himself and the floor ... I mumble "the french are assholes" and walk out
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    this is going to be ugly...I hope. It has been awhile since we have had anyone get down in the mens room. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
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  7. 06-08-2009, 11:32 PM #2127
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  8. 06-09-2009, 03:05 AM #2128
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    *walks in...sees BC drawing on the wall with his own feces...turns around...grabs some mints...and backhands the midget attendant on the way out...*
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    *walks in...sees BC drawing on the wall with his own feces...turns around...grabs some mints...and backhands the midget attendant on the way out...*
    lolol...
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    Wow, just wow...
    ~smelling panties
    ~Stupid questions about STD
    ~Saving Sperm
    ~Guinea Pigs and Gays
    ~Im to good looking
    ~Dana white is a Jew
    ~Csar taliking about how he likes his wife to stick her fingers up his a$$.
    WTF has happend to the lounge
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    It is on a downhill slide bro. I just hang out in here nowadays!
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    variety is the spice of life boys...come on
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  15. 06-11-2009, 01:34 AM #2135
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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    Wow, just wow...
    ~smelling panties
    ~Stupid questions about STD
    ~Saving Sperm
    ~Guinea Pigs and Gays
    ~Im to good looking
    ~Dana white is a Jew
    ~Csar taliking about how he likes his wife to stick her fingers up his a$$.
    WTF has happend to the lounge
    Too funny my brother!!!
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  16. 06-11-2009, 03:58 AM #2136
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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    Wow, just wow...
    ~smelling panties
    ~Stupid questions about STD
    ~Saving Sperm
    ~Guinea Pigs and Gays
    ~Im to good looking
    ~Dana white is a Jew
    ~Csar taliking about how he likes his wife to stick her fingers up his a$$.
    WTF has happend to the lounge
    Taliking?

    Oh, BTW, I saw your graduation photo from ITG Camp.

    Congratulations R-Tard!!!

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  17. 06-11-2009, 04:02 AM #2137
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    You should've added your "Ask a British Columbian" to the list of crappy threads, 'cause it was a spectacular fail-fvcking-ure.
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  18. 06-11-2009, 04:09 AM #2138
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    I love the Mens Room! ohh...
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  19. 06-12-2009, 01:01 AM #2139
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    *walks into the stall that someone removed the door from its hinges...drops trou...cops a squat...pulls out a thick Sharpie from the coat pocket of my custom-made 3 piece suit...scribbles on the wall...

    BC!!!

    I miss your tender ways and sweet, gentle nothings you used to whisper in my ear. I long for the days when you said it took 9 inches to hurt you, then I'd bone you 3 times and punch you in the mouth. Where did we go wrong? Say you'll come back to me. Say you'll be mine forever. I miss the times we used to play "drop the soap." Why did you stop using Jergens with aloe? Your hand became so dry and rough that when you gave me a reach around, your palm felt like sandpaper. I couldn't go on, because I have sensitive testicle syndrome. I'm sorry I gave up so easily, but I put a family-sized bottle of Jergens next to the PronetoWar mints. I hope the midget attendant (or J431S) doesn't steal it. Remember the fun times we had and I'm sure you'll come back with open arms......remember to use the Jergens...

    ...wipes...pulls up trou...empties the PronetoWarMints dish...wants some DukkiMints...and slaps the midget attendant on the way out...*
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  20. 06-12-2009, 01:06 AM #2140
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    Julianne Moore? jbm...you're slipping...

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    I love the Mens Room! ohh...
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  21. 06-12-2009, 01:18 AM #2141
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    Julianne Moore... you got it!
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  22. 06-15-2009, 09:27 PM #2142
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    sniff sniff...I am goignt o jail for screwing people.d-d-d-do you think they will take my dignity or sumpthin'?

    really dude?
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  23. 06-15-2009, 09:43 PM #2143
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    *walks up to stall* "Waters cold tonite huh?"
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    *walks in and spreads Ah1n1 virus then walks out*
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    guess noones heard mine before
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    Quote Originally Posted by ph34rsh4ck View Post
    *walks up to stall* "Waters cold tonite huh?"
    Bro you are supposed to stand up at the urinals!





    If you don't laugh at that there is something really really wrong with you!
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  27. 06-15-2009, 10:50 PM #2147
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    lol, has anyone ever said that to you at the stall, "waters cold huh?" ?
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    I ususally hear that when they get out of the restroom. What part of texas you from? i am near Austin (25 miles)
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    ehhHHHHH ill say im ...in houston...ish lol, next time your next to a guy in the urinal turn to him and say "waters cold tonite huh", he should reply "yea, and its deep too"
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    Houston is actually an indian word the literally means "the armpit of Texas
    literally bro!
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  31. 06-16-2009, 05:51 AM #2151
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    well cmon we both know that aint true yALL
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    *walks in. hears a conversation about cold water, ignores it.

    thinking about the "incident last night"
    popped a viagra and some caffeine pills. went for a booty call.
    now the girl cant walk.

    hmm. it was a good night.*
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    LMAOOOO. I just Read the last couple of pages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    LMAOOOO. I just Read the last couple of pages.
    you are now braindead for doing so
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    you are now braindead for doing so

    More than Likely, But its still Hilarious
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    Welcome back men. By the way we have a newb in the room. Iron Pig took time to quote from page one, how about a round of applause for that shit?

    Dikkit, are you slaying whores again? tsk tsk
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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    Welcome back men. By the way we have a newb in the room. Iron Pig took time to quote from page one, how about a round of applause for that shit?

    Dikkit, are you slaying whores again? tsk tsk
    always my friend

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    a whores work... is never done

    lol
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