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07-17-2009, 06:13 PM #2201Banned
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07-17-2009, 06:27 PM #2202
That depends, can you do the positions Dukk does? If so, lets talk...
*Writes on the Mens Room Wall "Moose Authority is a Cvnt with a whore for a wife!"
Laughs hysterically and eagerly waits for Higher's response.*
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07-17-2009, 07:55 PM #2203Banned
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Well I am flexible, but that "Dukkit" signature position? no way, I won't even try it. I mean his hammys have to be made of rubber!
The moose needs the noose shoved up in his caboose!
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07-18-2009, 06:14 PM #2204Banned
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waddafuk? Why is it empty in here again?
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07-19-2009, 01:42 AM #2205
Sorry bud.. I only like dudes who can throw their legs behind their heads... Looks like me, Dukk, and Prone will be keeping it a threesome... for now....
Im a lil buzzed. My neighbor took me out for the night, the guy is too cool, and a badass mofo. Been to afgan 2xs. Going back again soon... Army Rnahger guy... Wouldnt let me buy him a drink... But the nicest guy ever. Gonna teach him to golf this week, even though im not very good.
Also offered to let him train at my academy for free. Good night for sure!
Be back for you whores later on!!! PEACE SON!
BTW, juice authority is a lil bitch... Mad Matt is gonna run a train on that slut bag of a wife of his... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMUHFR
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07-19-2009, 05:26 AM #2206Banned
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I believe in taking care of the soldiers. We have a local bar that I keep an open tab for a the people in service for anytime I am in there.
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07-20-2009, 07:20 AM #2207
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07-20-2009, 10:00 AM #2208
what the fvk is wrong with "Moose"........
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07-20-2009, 10:05 AM #2209
moose is the shizzle
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07-20-2009, 10:29 AM #2210
i like milk
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07-20-2009, 01:11 PM #2211
*comes in to celebrate his 54,00 post milestone
brings a tub of KY and pics of Miley Cyrus
goes in a stall and locks the door
te he*
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07-20-2009, 05:09 PM #2212Banned
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wlaks in and hears someone in one of the stalls humming a miley cyrus tune? Really? wipes ass and lobs it over the edge of the stall and moonwalks out laughing!
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07-27-2009, 12:45 AM #2213
*walks in and sees no one has been here in a few days. Apperantly everyone is too busy being little bitches and crying about how many pictures are posted, and who doesnt like gays and whatnot. WTF MAN?! Grabs some PronetoWar mints and busts the door off the hinges on the way out.*
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07-27-2009, 05:56 AM #2214Banned
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Bro I am in a somber mood right now.I really want to get some straightening around here. All this bs is about to kill my groove. Somebody get me some friGGIN TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07-27-2009, 06:19 AM #2215
*sits a few stalls down and listens to HD whine
grabs his TP roll and tosses it over to him
there ya go you lil girl*
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07-27-2009, 06:21 AM #2216Banned
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THanks bitch. BTW, did you see where micheal Jackson died? I think this magazine is old though.
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07-27-2009, 06:22 AM #2217
lol
no i have not
do i want to?
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07-27-2009, 06:27 AM #2218Banned
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nah. I do have some candy, wanna come over? Take a ride in a big car?
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07-27-2009, 06:30 AM #2219
ohh candy!!
pick me pick me!
what type of car? not a gold car i hope
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07-27-2009, 06:32 AM #2220Banned
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no, its a rental! Man I hope I get word on the either fix it or total it this week. I need to start looking for my next gold car. I am thinking of getting a hummer h1 if I have to get something though. I was planning on it anyway.
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07-27-2009, 06:33 AM #2221
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07-27-2009, 07:15 AM #2222Banned
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did you see the shit in the gh forum with that piece of shit 4293paul? Little bitch sent me an email threatening me like he was hacking my computer. ****ing tool.
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07-27-2009, 07:17 AM #2223
no i didnt
link me
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07-27-2009, 07:17 AM #2224
This thread is like getting a BJ from a bald chic
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07-27-2009, 07:17 AM #2225
Link me ooh me, Ohh me!!
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07-27-2009, 07:25 AM #2226Banned
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10-08-2009, 10:24 PM #2227Banned
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I figured I would resurrect this thread for my 3000 post, anybody have any mints left over?
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10-08-2009, 10:32 PM #2228
hahaha dude i was thinking about this post earlier today and searched it to see how long it has been, no joke
anyway, yes....they re slightly stale though
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10-08-2009, 10:33 PM #2229Banned
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if they are prone to war mints I dont care!! Just give em up kid!
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10-08-2009, 10:34 PM #2230Banned
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brings back a few memories. May Tmos RIP *carves in wall while crying*
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10-08-2009, 10:37 PM #2231
alright alright here....
(damn he does have some pretty haggard breath!)
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10-08-2009, 10:39 PM #2232
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10-08-2009, 10:40 PM #2233Banned
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had I say had haggard breath but alas no more! I have mints! ;-)
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10-08-2009, 10:45 PM #2234
i hate my lady right now! B!tch took a shower, used my robe, layed down in my bed, fell asleep NAKED and im HORNY
ill just keep going in there "to check on her" til it wakes her up. then shes getting OBLITERATED.... or i might just watch porn....
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10-08-2009, 11:52 PM #2235Banned
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go in there with wood and tap her on the forehead with it and when she wakes up say "are you asleep?" while smiling from ear to ear. Works everytime...
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10-09-2009, 12:41 AM #2236
Today is the closest i have ever come to killing someone. There was this fvckhead in the gym being loud and fvcking arrogant. He's there most days. He's not huge, but he lifts pretty heavy. Anyway. So every fvcking 5 minutes he would say some dumb shit and his posse of sheep would laugh like he was fvcking dave chappell. Fvcking hell. And he always wheres a probodybuilding. com tshirt hemust have won in a fvcking cocksvcking competition or he straight up bought from the site so he could wear it to the gym 'hey guys look at me im a bodyb uilder cos im wearing a probodybuilding. com tshirt'. what a fvcking cum stain piece of shit. 3 exercises and i had to fvcking leave before i would have lost my membership
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10-09-2009, 06:16 AM #2237
Theres 1 in every gym Friend
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10-09-2009, 07:42 AM #2238
*walks in. drops his drawers. walks around naked. eating fig newtons. itchin his ass. flexing in the mirror. talkin to himself. gettin ready for another weekend of rape, pillage and plunder*
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10-09-2009, 07:55 AM #2239
* walks in sees naked dukkit... Says WTF ?*
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10-09-2009, 09:35 AM #2240Banned
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*walks in* "Somebody is on tren !" everyone laughs hysterically as I rip off my probodybuilding dot com shirtmoonwalks out the door
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