The Mens Room

[stack_it]

**walks into mens room and gets hit with horrible smell. The place must not have been cleaned since it's last visit months ago.

I then slap TR in the face for not following proper mens room rules and laugh as he cries himself out the door.

After using the rest room I realize there's no toilet paper. Luckily I wore underwear today and I use this to wipe.

**leaves underwear on floor in stall #2

**grabs 5 month old mints without washing hands first.

**leaves not for someone to clean the place up and slowly exits the room while bouncing my pecs.

[Times Roman]

**walks into mens room and gets hit with horrible smell. The place must not have been cleaned since it's last visit months ago.

I then slap TR in the face for not following proper mens room rules and laugh as he cries himself out the door.

After using the rest room I realize there's no toilet paper. Luckily I wore underwear today and I use this to wipe.

**leaves underwear on floor in stall #2

**grabs 5 month old mints without washing hands first.

**leaves not for someone to clean the place up and slowly exits the room while bouncing my pecs.

Rules?
There aint no stinkin rules!!

never been slapped before mate! If yer gonna do anything, put some popeye on it and use yer fist!

otherwise, stfu and buy us a beer! =)

you got the first round


cries? that's too fukken funny!

[Dukkit]

*crawls onto the roof of the mens room, finds the skylight, opens it and pisses into the toilet below*

[stack_it]

Rules?
There aint no stinkin rules!!

never been slapped before mate! If yer gonna do anything, put some popeye on it and use yer fist!

otherwise, stfu and buy us a beer! =)

you got the first round


cries? that's too fukken funny!

**corrects himself by rephrasing "rules" to "etiquette"

**proceeds to comfort TR and tell him it's ok to cry sometimes

**opens can of beer and hands to TR and explains the slap was just a love tap

**throws toilet paper wad through hole in the roof hitting dukkit and sticking to his forehead

[Times Roman]

**corrects himself by rephrasing "rules" to "etiquette"

**proceeds to comfort TR and tell him it's ok to cry sometimes

**opens can of beer and hands to TR and explains the slap was just a love tap

**throws toilet paper wad through hole in the roof hitting dukkit and sticking to his forehead

Now I need comforting?
(Why do I feel so cheap all of a sudden?)
mebbe I'm better off with the slap

well, mebbe... what brand of beer did you bring?

[Knockout_Power]

[stack_it]

**turns beer so TR can see bud select label

[Dukkit]

*walks in with a 5th of Tren

sits on the sink and starts chugging.

few mins later tren rage kicks in,

rips off the mirrors, pisses in the sinks,
shoves whole toilet paper rolls down the toilets
takes his clothes off, slips and slides across the floor that is slowly flooding from overflowing toilets

looks around, sees STACK IT sitting in the corner drinking a beer

smiles and waves.

then walks out*

[stack_it]

**walks over to remaining bottle and swims out of mens room before drowning.

** passes kp jerkin it in the corner to my wet body and feel very awkward after making eye contact

**try to open bathroom door but the water pressure has it pinned close... I'm stuck

[Dukkit]

*as im drying myself off outside, i hear stack it screaming like a child who just lost his bottle

i realize he is stuck inside

i quickly climb the roof

find the same skylight i pissed in yesterday

and scream STACK IT!!!!

i throw down a rope that i magically pulled out of my ass*

[Standby]

* in the mean time standby is using handicap handle to hold his self under water on the toilet to finish taking his sh*t

[stack_it]

**uses last bit of strength to swim over to dukkits voice.

**grabs rope and wonders why it smells like shit


**uses dukkits half wet towel to dry off and hands dukkit the remaining tren that he left on the counter.

[Dukkit]

Oh man this thread.

The good old days spent in here.

[-Ender-]

this place STILL smells like Siggy's ASS

[-Ender-]

And smells like KP's shitty taste in women

[-Ender-]

I see you lurking Jasc. What's in your avy anyway? looks like a fish bowl full of shit

[jasc]

I see you lurking Jasc. What's in your avy anyway? looks like a fish bowl full of shit

it is

you wanna go bobbin for apples?

[-Ender-]

it is

I wanna go bobbin on your knob.

You're kinda aggressive,,,, buy me a drink first?

[jasc]

You're kinda aggressive,,,, buy me a drink first?

only if you promise to put out

*wink**wink*

[jasc]

Lol

just realized your edit

maybe I misread your toe-tappin?

[-Ender-]

Easy there fella. I'm not THAT kind of whore. I'm the big sloppy, nasty kind

[strawman]

Confusion maybe but not misery.

How can a newbie send mail to a mod?

[GirlyGymRat]

How can a newbie send mail to a mod?

Need to get post count up to 50.