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  1. 05-09-2009, 05:58 PM #1641
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    *Walks in and kicks the fuvking door and say WTF is that POS J431S doing back, and I have not even started my cycle, GOD I WISH I COULD REACH THROUGH THE INTERNET AND CHOCK THAT MOTHER FUVKER......turns and walks out*
    As soon a s that fvckin douchebag came back he started a douchebag thread just like he always does, what a waste of cyber space!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    As soon a s that fvckin douchebag came back he started a douchebag thread just like he always does, what a waste of cyber space!
    I know he has given nothing to the board just talking shit about brown ninja and fighting with me....I prob...should have gotten suspended as well but got lucky I guess....the crazy sent me an email talking shit and I had all those pm's....
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    *Yawns...saunters into Men's Room...looks around...thinks, "Hey what happened to the Pronemints?"...goes over to the head...unleashes 3 inches of white fury and proceeds to relieve full bladder...gets some on the floor...whistles "I did it my way"...finishes...zips up...sees some new mints (Warmints?)...grabs a handful on the way out...*
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    *Walks in and kicks the fuvking door and say WTF is that POS J431S doing back, and I have not even started my cycle, GOD I WISH I COULD REACH THROUGH THE INTERNET AND CHOCK THAT MOTHER FUVKER......turns and walks out*
    prone,do u like him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ni4ni View Post
    prone,do u like him?
    X2
    I was wondering the same thing. Good question!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
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    I was wondering the same thing. Good question!
    im going out on a limb...and understand that this is JMHO

    NO
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    Quote Originally Posted by ni4ni View Post
    im going out on a limb...and understand that this is JMHO

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    you are correct, my brother...hahaha
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    *Kicks open the door and steps inside. "Where the Fvck is REED!?!" checks the stalls. not here. grunts. walks out.
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    DSM, bathtime buddy?
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    *walks in...sees DSM playing in the bathtub with a gimp-like rubber ducky...thinks, "WTF? When did we get a bathtub?"...screams "CANNONBALL!!"...runs over...jumps in...splashes water all over the floor...farts and says, "Sorry DSM, didn't mean to run a redneck jacuzzi up in here."...gets out...heads for the door...grabs a handful of mints (damn these things are addictive) on the way out*
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    I thought I saw a puddy tat?
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    I did did saw a puddy tat!
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    Yous guys!
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  28. 05-13-2009, 06:11 AM #1668
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    Morning DSM! Feeling a little frisky this AM I see?
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    *Walks in the mens room and notices how clean it is. Shit we are out of war mints turns and walks out...*
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    So we had this guy at the gym. Fairly ok guy I guess. His dad owns a couple of car dealerships and he seems to think that infers that he is important so he tries to act like he gets along with the commoners or something. It is a little wierd but anyway, he has been doing two work outs a day just balls to the wall for about 45 days. I was like wow this guy is either fixing to quit/burn out or he has his shit together in a way that I don;t get. But I never said anything. The gym owner is always on this guys jock, I thinkin part because he thinks it does something for the business to have the upper eschelon going there.

    So the guy ahs been absent for several days. The owner keeps telling me every morning when I get to the gym. Man he isn;t here again today wonder whats up. Finally I said look I have some zip ties and a black bag we can put over his head if we need to go get him but you know he isn't coming back on his own man why the worry? I mean the dude was a failure in the making if you cared that much about him why egg him on to burn out like that?

    Fast horse don't run long man.
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    *BOOM! KICKS THE DOOR OPEN AND STORMS IN!

    FVCKIN MOTHERFVCKER! I have these two cysts on my neck! I thought at first it was my ear(its cauliflowerd) flaring up again, because it started with tingling on my ear. And all of a sudden, there is a lump the size of a nickel behind my ear lobe! NOW THERE IS ONE ON MY NECK! AHHHH!!!

    Walks over to the urnial, rips it off the wall, smashes it into Prones face (sorry bud), walks over to the sink, washes hands, looks....


    NO MORE WAR MINTS!!! MOTHERFVCKER! COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE!!!

    Walks out...*
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    * cowers in the corner as War storms in.
    notice huge lumps on wars neck, "ew gross"
    watches him storm out.
    then goes back to masterbating to miley cyrus's pics*
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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    Fast horse don't run long man.
    Exactly, I see people come and go like this @ my gym all the time. You will only make your life worse by overdoing it, it will rob you of motavation and will power. It took me a few tries to figure this out.
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    *climbs down from rafters, looks around. Dukkit is kiiling it in the corner. Nothing unusual. Prone is mixing up some new mints with an evil grin. Hmmph, wonder what he doing with them this time? Where is tmos when you need him. After all he is the answer guy. Wlaks out looking for him*
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    *goes over to the mint bowl

    replaces all the mints with Fina Pellets.

    cant wait to see the rage and aggression later on*
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    1. Your reading my comment
    2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
    4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
    5. Your checking it now.
    6. Your smiling.
    7. Your still reading my comment.
    8. You know all you have read is true.
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    11. Your checking it now.
    12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
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    *walks back in. Still pretty pissed.

    Sees there are some pellets in the mint dish? Hmm... Pops a few in my mouth.


    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN IM ANGRY!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    KICKS ALL THE STALLS DOWN. LOOKS AT THE BATHROOM ATTENDENT, PIMP SMACKS THAT MOFO THROUGH THE WALL!

    GOD I LOVE TREN ! WHOOOO!!



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    * picks self up of the ground covered in water and piss, thinks to self what the fuvk just hit me? I was just standing here think about eating some cauliflowerd the next thing I know I am waking up on the floor, check ass to make sure it is not sore, looks around and notics dukkitdalaw in the corner sucking his thumb, walk over to sink and cleans piss of face, leaves mens with head hung low*
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