The Mens Room

[higherdesire]

JBM I was too slow. THanks for handling that for me!

[-Ender-]

I HATE THIS GUY:
Gabriboy
He's dragging up 2 year old threads just to try and sell his fuking crap.
That pisses me off.

[-Ender-]

arrgh! somebody blast that guy!

[higherdesire]

MCFLY! MCFLY? I thought I told you NEVER to come in here?

[WARMachine]

*walks in to the room. takes a look around. All the WAR mints smell a little funky. hmm... Grabs some anyway. Walks over to the urinal while humming 'never thought id be on a boooaaat! Its a big blue watery roooaaddd! POSIDEN LOOOOOKKKK ATTT MEEEEE!!!'


Shakes 5 or 6 times, (thats right, im playing with it) zips, washes hands and walks out.*

[ni4ni]

I HATE THIS GUY:
Gabriboy
He's dragging up 2 year old threads just to try and sell his fuking crap.
That pisses me off.

go gettem JR

[BritishColumbian]

Bringing a book to the gym? WTF?????
what is up with people and their books? walking around with a checklist or something? and they are writing in it? usually these people dont last very long. but I always wonder wtf are they doing with that fvcking book????
Are they that fvcking distracted that they cant remember a simple routine? I want to take that fvcking book and ram it down thier fvcking throat. Fvck do I ever miss my g/f she has been on a road trip for a week and I'm about ready to *snap*

[ni4ni]

Bringing a book to the gym? WTF?????
what is up with people and their books? walking around with a checklist or something? and they are writing in it? usually these people dont last very long. but I always wonder wtf are they doing with that fvcking book????
Are they that fvcking distracted that they cant remember a simple routine? I want to take that fvcking book and ram it down thier fvcking throat. Fvck do I ever miss my g/f she has been on a road trip for a week and I'm about ready to *snap*

x 2 w/ the book thing-fuvking idiots!!
ez bro-she'll b back

[BritishColumbian]

LOL eazy turbo, taker eazy, sleazy, squeezy, and dumb.

[ni4ni]

do a squeezy on ur dumb bell 2night-ull feel better

[BritishColumbian]

How come I never thought of that? duh, sometime I suprize myself @ how stupid I am. lolz

[ni4ni]

how come i never thought of that? Duh, sometime i suprize myself @ how stupid i am. Lolz

enjoy!!

[higherdesire]

Yeah there is this middle aged women who brings this lifting manual or something and just leaves it open on the DB rack and keeps referring to different pages and back and forth to it. I am like bitch could you just move the fvck over to the other side of the gym.


I really need to get a membership at a mens gym! lol

[ni4ni]

she needs a biitch slap-here ya go

[higherdesire]

I am printing that shvt out!

[ni4ni]

I am printing that shvt out!

make many copies...sounds like you gonna need them all

[jbm]

[jbm]

[higherdesire]

SO I go to the gym today and about 6 sets in this couple shows up all holding hands and the guy breaks off for jumping jack and shit. Bouncing around like he is at a rave. He looks like the girls Dad literally.

It turns out they are going to be "training" with this skinny chic. Time goes by and I am super setting cable shrugs with hyper extensions while they are doing some goofy shit right next to me. I go over to do my hyper set and the fvcking trainer chic takes my rope off the machine and puts it on another machine, has the odd couple do ONE set and leaves the ropes over there. I was so mad. i couldn't say anything or I would have been cussing her out and putting her down. I am on tren right now so it may have been really ugly.

WTF do they think? because they are "trainers" they have superior right to equipment or something?

[BritishColumbian]

Yes HD, a trainer is a far superior being amongst us mere mortals. I would have just bowed my head and made a hasty retreat in the presence of a trainer. Someday I will be good enough to drink trainer pee. Until that day comes, we must continue to eat their shyte. All hail the powerful trainer.

[higherdesire]

Yes I was irreverent in my thinking, and I must seek forgiveness for my sin. How many hail tranny's should I say?

[BritishColumbian]

The norm would be 100 hail tranny's my son. You will be forgiven.

[T-MOS]

ROFL I miss the men's room............

[higherdesire]

And the Mens Room misses you T Mos! I know, it told me so.

[Hoggage_54]

Walks into the men's room, takes a big dump and doesn't flush... walks out

[ni4ni]

SO I go to the gym today and about 6 sets in this couple shows up all holding hands and the guy breaks off for jumping jack and shit. Bouncing around like he is at a rave.

LMFAO- i couldn't read any further

[higherdesire]

I wanted to knock that fvcking grin off of his face dude. I was in da zone, hat pulled down low, ipod jamming beastie boys old school She's crafty, and to add insult to injury, the jackass had shorts that matched mine. I almost beefed on him behind that fact alone! I wonder how close I come to death throughout the day and never know it?

I mean this fvcker actually jumped up and did two pull ups in my space when I was about to grab the bar. There were 5 people in the gym, plenty of space not near me. GRRRRR!

[ni4ni]

maybe he was gonna get some BB tips from u-lol

[higherdesire]

I guarantee you that was not going to happen. If he would have walked up to me I might have pulled my ear bud out but would have put it right back in if he had not advised me of a fire in the immediate area. Anything else would have gotten him my best Bruce Lee look! I would have walked away, bounced back and forth, looked over my shoulder, and thumbed my nose at him.

Or I might have pulled the quart of blood technique on him. (anyone gets that quote right and you get your name etched into the mens room wall)

[ni4ni]

Trading places?

[BritishColumbian]

Eddy Murphy FTW

[BritishColumbian]

you have to have a chain belt to use that move

[ni4ni]

HD, i want my name etched 1st

[higherdesire]

DAMMIT you guys are good, but there can only be one winner, ini you have officially made the wall of fame! I will post it after I get back form the game tonight since I will have to work on something special.

[higherdesire]

you have to have a chain belt to use that move

OK I am stumped! WTF with the chain belt?

[ni4ni]

DAMMIT you guys are good, but there can only be one winner, ini you have officially made the wall of fame! I will post it after I get back form the game tonight since I will have to work on something special.

lets not forget
ill be chking on Sunday!!

[BritishColumbian]

OK I am stumped! WTF with the chain belt?

Its a step up from the black belt.

[*RAGE*]

*Walks in and kicks the fuvking door and say WTF is that POS J431S doing back, and I have not even started my cycle, GOD I WISH I COULD REACH THROUGH THE INTERNET AND CHOCK THAT MOTHER FUVKER......turns and walks out*

[BritishColumbian]

I went over to a friends place and he has these two young children, 5 and 7, they were watching cartoons, The cartoon was called 'Johnny TEST' ........WTF...... here is a picture of 'Johnny Test' .....? WTF

[*RAGE*]

I went over to a friends place and he has these two young children, 5 and 7, they were watching cartoons, The cartoon was called 'Johnny TEST' ........WTF...... here is a picture of 'Johnny Test' .....? WTF

Needs to work his legs a little bit more