The Mens Room

[Matt]

Yet again another sad twat comes on with gf problems, i would love to stab him to death...

[Matt]

I lied to DSM last week about my age, i told him i was 38 but today i realised i am infact 37...

Im so happy, i feel a year younger..

Im going to dance...

[*RAGE*]

I am having trouble with my wife so I killed the bitch, can someone help me hide the body...

[Matt]

^^ If it were me lol id eat it...

[T-MOS]

I am having trouble with my wife so I killed the bitch, can someone help me hide the body...

I think there is room behind the vent cover with the other body....

[*RAGE*]

^^ If it were me lol id eat it...

I dont like the taste of bitch, it gives me gas.

I think there is room behind the vent cover with the other body....

Cool will be back with the body...lol

[higherdesire]

I think there is room behind the vent cover with the other body....

DAMMIT! I hate people faster than me with good posts! RARR TMOS!!

[higherdesire]

By the way Prone, I saw a ghost this morning in the work out section. It was the ghost of Hollywood Jack muAH AH AH! Ia started to roast his ass for you, but I opted to be a tattle tale so you could have the pleasure my friend.

[T-MOS]

By the way Prone, I saw a ghost this morning in the work out section. It was the ghost of Hollywood Jack muAH AH AH! Ia started to roast his ass for you, but I opted to be a tattle tale so you could have the pleasure my friend.

where is that no good lying idiot??? post the link

[BritishColumbian]

stir it with your dick.....wtf......butter none fat, pam, cum, come on dude.

ps. change your avatar...

this was another beautifull response to a retarded question! keep up the good work PTR

[BritishColumbian]

Oh crap, I must have taken a wrong turn looking for the mens room and ended up in the ladies room.

This one made me Laff so hard I spit all over. Fvcking brilliant.

[MASTER]

There are so many newbs here with more posts than me, its like a whole new generation of whores, they have taken the game to a whole new level. I would have respect for that, if I didn't wonder about their ability to function in the real world.

[BritishColumbian]

Go fvck yourself...

Madd Matt has the best responses of em all! Dont ever change!

[MASTER]

Never eat thai food, im shitting through the eye of a needle here

[BritishColumbian]

There are so many newbs here with more posts than me, its like a whole new generation of whores, they have taken the game to a whole new level. I would have respect for that, if I didn't wonder about their ability to function in the real world.

I wonder about your ability to function in the real world, or do you just Hip Hop your way through life?

[higherdesire]

where is that no good lying idiot??? post the link

Would you rather work from home or have a place of work?

Skiiitem boy!

[higherdesire]

i wonder about your ability to function in the real world, or do you just hip hop your way through life?

kick his ass seabass!

[higherdesire]

This one made me Laff so hard I spit all over. Fvcking brilliant.

I just ran across this in another post I CAN"T FVCKING STAND! Gets the post of the say award.

BTW, did you boys see my little friends in the gun control room?

[BritishColumbian]

Holy crap, what Handgun is that ?

[BritishColumbian]

Get her a feedbag with a splatter guard/shield and a gym membership. Show both of them to her and say hey babe your at a crossroads here, choose ye this day whom ye will serve.

if she chooses the feedbag, kick her in the stomach really hard, and say see if you went the other way and had built up some abs, that wouldn't have hurt so bad.

This is the best post of all time, hands down. Fvcking brilliant!

[higherdesire]

S&W magnum .50 cal on the handgun

About the post I was rather pleased with it as well.

[BritishColumbian]

Are people moaning about those of us that havnt been here that long and have thousands of posts??

Well if you are then your fuvking retards, you need to get your dicks out of your ass and fuvking wake the fvck up..

Seems to me that there are people here who think because they've been here a few fvcking years that they own the fvking place. Well fuvk you, you small fvckwits...

Ive been living life for longer than most of you dumb ass twats so fvking grow the fuvk up and let those people who want to make posts and keep the board fresh and entertaining do so in fvking peace...

Peace to everyone..

This is a great post and very true!

[Matt]

Yeah i got alittle mad with them bro..

[higherdesire]

that my friend is vintage mens room posting!

[DSM4Life]

twat

[*RAGE*]

I have back hair and my girls will not shave it for me because I am a sick fuvk. Can you guys tell me how to get this sweater off my back..WTF.....

Wow, I sometime forget how much I hate people and want to kill them....

My mom called me fat, what should I do?

I need a sport jacket because this grass skirt is killing me where should I go?

What kind of shirt do you wear?

How much do you bench?

How much do you curl?

[higherdesire]

as the architect of the mens room I always checkit when I get on, then go see other threads. At first i did not get your post Prone. THen I cruised around and saw all of that shit in other threads, mostly titles. I mean really? WHat the fvck is the world beyond these doors coming to? We got peoplle talking shit about us posting too much becasue of the number count, but I say the ones with these bullchit posts are posting too much no matter their count.

What do you guys say, should we riot?

[ni4ni]

Yeah i got alittle mad with them bro..

can we be friends? time to take ur valium...JK BRO

[peachfuzz]

what the heck is this "mens room" and why are there so many girls in here?

[jamyjamjr]

I am having trouble with my wife so I killed the bitch, can someone help me hide the body...

iv got a shovel and some lime salt

[DSM4Life]

iv got a shovel and some lime salt

I have a fireplace....

[Ernst]

I have a foreman grill. Free meat!

[Matt]

If she's still warm do you mind me having a quicky??

[*RAGE*]

iv got a shovel and some lime salt

I have a fireplace....

I have a foreman grill. Free meat!

If she's still warm do you mind me having a quicky??

Looks like we have it covered...

MAD yes, but even in death she is a cold bitch...lol

[Ernst]

Speaking of dead people, will somebody please bury Hollywood Jack? It's starting to really stink in here, like even worse than my egg shits.

[Matt]

Looks like we have it covered...

MAD yes, but even in death she is a cold bitch...lol

Hahahaha lol, lmao...

[Ernst]

Nothing warms a frigid bitch like a hot curling iron. Live and learn fellas.

[T-MOS]

*enters men's room in Janitor uniform* Puts out of order sign on front door and locks door, Unlocks utility closet and pulls out jackhammer and chainsaw..... moves plastic plant from in front of vent, opens vent, pulls out the two dead bodies...... gets out jackhammer and makes hole in concrete......gets shovel and starts digging hole out... grabs chainsaw and starts hacking away at the bodies., but notices one is still warm...undresses her.."not too bad looking"...figures what the heck, no one is here, pulls pants down, slips it in the female, ewwww she is cold inside.... pulls out and just squirts on her face, then cuts her head off and stuffs it down the hole with the other body parts....... shovels dirt over bodies....mixes and pours cement over dirt.....waits for it to quick dry....replaces tiles, makes it look like nothing ever happened.......

cleans up, puts tools away in closet, locks closet......gabs a few E mints for the road, removes out of order sign from door, and heads home, with no one the wiser........whistling while I leave

[*RAGE*]

assist t mos

[T-MOS]

assist t mos

Problem solved brother, now lets go party and get some more phone numbers......lolol