The Mens Room

[*RAGE*]

Morning bro, some guy here is going to kick some ass, so im told but he's just waiting for a response from google, he's alittle slow...

That how I win a debate, google.......because we know everything we read on the internet is true..

[Dukkit]

Cream-filled? Oh yeah, I'm just like that old guy in the Dunkin' Donuts commercial - "I made the donuts."

Enjoy that cream bro. I been drinking pineapple juice for weeks now.

j/k Dukki. You're like the one guy I can't burn with a straight face. Must be 'cause you pleasured my pet zonkey that one night in Tijuana.

haha

thats cuz you know you cant get under my skin.

cuz youve already been under it.

when we cycling bro? i need to get bigger. lol

[higherdesire]

when you finish throwing up...kick his ass seabass!

[Dukkit]

i had sex with a chick last night

first night i met her

and she was on her period. she stained my boxers

i have them hanging on my door handle to my room as a trophy

she was all like "no, no. its that time of the month and thats gross"

i was like... "it dont bother me. my sheets are red just for this occasion"

a few more "no's" and i finally got a yes

[CSAR]

Could be worse, if you were here now id be stealing your money and bitch slapping your ass...

Btw what the fuvk does felching mean?

Dont come here with your long words that you've stolen from the British...

Dukki already stole my wallet and he only got $1.69 and a 9-year-old ribbed condom with holes in it. But you can have my bodaggets. They gotta be at least worth a few British pounds.

And hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...we Yanks didn't steal any long words from the British - we liberated them and claimed our independence! With the help of the French, of course.

[IM708]

i had sex with a chick last night

first night i met her

and she was on her period. she stained my boxers

i have them hanging on my door handle to my room as a trophy

she was all like "no, no. its that time of the month and thats gross"

i was like... "it dont bother me. my sheets are red just for this occasion"

a few more "no's" and i finally got a yes

[Dukkit]

but i didnt get my redwings with her. i mean after all. i just met her. have to have some morals

hahah

not to say i dont have my redwings already

[Dukkit]

With the help of the French, of course.

oh dem be fightin words!!

[CSAR]

a few more "no's" and i finally got a yes

A "no" is just an unrealized "yes."

[higherdesire]

Ah the spoils of victory! I miss the hunt and the kill, but have been with my wife for 5 years and my senses have dulled a little. I can however live vicariously throught the conquest of freer men than I...right?

[Dukkit]

A "no" is just an unrealized "yes."

exactly. i know this. so i just kept pushing those buttons till i found the yes button

Ah the spoils of victory! I miss the hunt and the kill, but have been with my wife for 5 years and my senses have dulled a little. I can however live vicariously throught the conquest of freer men than I...right?

thats what we're here for

[CSAR]

Alright...this is actually a pretty cool thread, I gotta admit. Some verbal masters worthy of my linguistic ninjitsu.

My stink has finally gotten to me. I gotta leave the Men's Room and beat my wife.

G'nite from Tokyo!

[Dukkit]

time to eat

oats and tuna

maybe some jello

[Dukkit]

Alright...this is actually a pretty cool thread, I gotta admit. Some verbal masters worthy of my linguistic ninjitsu.

My stink has finally gotten to me. I gotta leave the Men's Room and beat my wife.

G'nite from Tokyo!

later bud!

good to whore with ya again

[higherdesire]

it is off to the gym for me. it is arm day and I am goign to kill it. Gnight csar. May a constipated camel leave a present in your hope chest!

[Matt]

With the help of the French, of course.

So what your saying is you needed the help of the biggest bunch of cowards known to man??

Hell man thats something i wouldnt want people to know..

I never really did American history at shool, tell a lie, i never really did school. Are you guy's telling me that in some way the dirty horrible scum bastard frogs help you in some way??

[Dukkit]

So what your saying is you needed the help of the biggest bunch of cowards known to man??

Hell man thats something i wouldnt want people to know..

I never really did American history at shool, tell a lie, i never really did school. Are you guy's telling me that in some way the dirty horrible scum bastard frogs help you in some way??

lol

yes they did.

just a lil here and there

[T-MOS]

*walks in*...hey where did everyone go???....Did I miss the meeting???

Walks out.....

[Matt]

Shit dont go i need answers....

[Matt]

lol

yes they did.

just a lil here and there

Wow, im feeling real sick now, i need to go and rest my little head...

[Dukkit]

Wow, im feeling real sick now, i need to go and rest my little head...

google that shit bro

lol

there were a few french soldiers who really helped us out if i remember correctly. i think they helped us with guns and shit

[Matt]

This means we got beat by them, i need to rethink my whole life...

[BritishColumbian]

*Walks into mens room, goes to last stall on the right, leaves an upper decker. Washes hands grabs an e-mint, exits mens room feeling accomplished.*

[Brown Ninja]

I just pissed in the sink

[scerpico22]

[higherdesire]

Goes to last stall, someone designed a brown soft serve stck on top of the industrial flushing mechanism. Wierd. shakes head and thinks man I am hungry. Grabs mint and heads to grab powerbar.

[BritishColumbian]

Goes to last stall, someone designed a brown soft serve stck on top of the industrial flushing mechanism. Wierd. shakes head and thinks man I am hungry. Grabs mint and heads to grab powerbar.

Damn, I never thought of that! owned1

[higherdesire]

no worries grasshoppa....

[higherdesire]

click this link and open the picture in post number 9...now look at the bottom left hand corner! I knew immediatly this was Mens Room wall material...

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...=1#post4554685

[BritishColumbian]

Ratemybody.com Laff OUT Loud, thats probably not even him.

[BritishColumbian]

check out this kunt puncher!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvdh9nG1aCU

[T-MOS]

check out this kunt puncher!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvdh9nG1aCU

ummm can I have my 28 seconds back please??

[higherdesire]

BC you were the first to taint the mens room with a picture, now this

*shakes head takes pencil from behind ear writes something down*

[BritishColumbian]

oops my bad, you made this thread, you have the power to ban me.

[higherdesire]

ha ha it was your idea if you remember right! Well sorta.

[BritishColumbian]

did you see the one about the kid that injected vegetable oil?

[higherdesire]

Yeah did you see his other thread? 18 and wants to be on HRT, I say go for it, but mix it up with a little salad dressing you know?

[T-MOS]

kids !!!! humffffffff

[higherdesire]

the only thing I can think of that he could say was he was squriting it on his dvck becasue they were out of ky and someone bumped into him and he jabbed it in his leg? what else? I would ask him but he forbade it in his opening statement.

[T-MOS]

the only thing I can think of that he could say was he was squriting it on his dvck becasue they were out of ky and someone bumped into him and he jabbed it in his leg? what else? I would ask him but he forbade it in his opening statement.

everyone asked anyway, and the TROLL has yet to reply