The Mens Room

[DSM4Life]

[DSM4Life]

[T-MOS]

^^^ thats just hilarious right there!!!

[*RAGE*]

it was facebook, prone. not myspace.

that's a *whole* different story than myspace!

I stand correct, It was a type O.......I am lossing it, wait, runs out of the bathroom ans say where did it go.....lol

[MASTER]

Ha, definately one of your better ones Dsm

[ni4ni]

thats great-do have one in your house?

[DSM4Life]

thats great-do have one in your house?

Yes but he's at work right now.

[higherdesire]

^^^^you're so gay!

[DSM4Life]

^^^^you're so gay!

[ni4ni]

Lmao

[higherdesire]

xoxoxo! DSM

[peachfuzz]

Leave it to DSM to completely ruin this thread....

New page please!

[*RAGE*]

WTF, happened to the mens room, I went to get some soap and felt like I touching a man's cock? and the mints smell funny WTF
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????

[scerpico22]

*walks up to the door of the mens room, sign reads "closed due to extensive cleaning in process" clinch my cheeks and go on my way

[higherdesire]

DSM eithre you are on line at 3 in the morning or you are sleeping in th emens room again, I see you listed down there, what up?

[DSM4Life]

DSM eithre you are on line at 3 in the morning or you are sleeping in th emens room again, I see you listed down there, what up?

I waited all night for hot boyz to come in but none showed up. You guys really need to step up your game!

[Dukkit]

*walks in... sees a rainbow painted on the mirror in different shades of lipstick.
knows the DSM was here.... walks up and down the room lookin into the stalls to make sure hes not still here. sees nothing... goes and uses the urinal.

thinks to himself... im in a good fukkin mood. the sun is shining. its supposed to be in the mid 60's today. its a good day to die i think.

shakes, zips, grabs a mint that is shaped like a heart. and walks out*

[scerpico22]

*walks in and goes to the first stale avaialble to take the morning dump...thinks to himslef....ahhhhh, good to get this outta of the way this early.

finishes, goes to wipe and there it is a fresh box of wet wipes on the back of the toilet...uses a few to clean up and damn this is better than that sandpaper we had in here.

goes to wash hands, notices rainbow on mirror, grabs a heart shaped mint...shrugs and say: that was nice...and leaves

[Charger527]

Walks in

why do new members think that if they email me ill give them sources????? i mean fvck the who emailed today did not have one post......."im not asking for a source but where is the best place to find one???".... so i did some research seeings as he emailed me webmaster gives you his email, and what do you know this guy is lucky to be 17 and would not be more the 120lbs...... arg so turned of the email option, if they want to ask it will have to be by pm so at least they have 25 posts.

has his piss, notices there are heart shaped mints grabs two on the way out.

[DSM4Life]

[*RAGE*]

DSM get you own stall, and stop touching me

[higherdesire]

ahem DSM is holding the camera buddy...Mint?

[*RAGE*]

ahem DSM is holding the camera buddy...Mint?

Dont ever take mints from DSM, MAD told me DSM gave him a mint and he woke up in the mens room and there was blood in the back of his underwear...and his butthole hurt...

[jbm]

[T-MOS]

walks in , puts up sign by urinal:

Please
Don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.
It makes them soggy and hard to light.
--- The Janitor ---

[T-MOS]

walks in to take a piss.........looks at urinals and turns and runs out.....................










this is what I saw

[CSAR]

New soap dispenser for DSM...

[CSAR]

Seriously, can we get a Washlet in here? I like the feeling of warm water spraying my sphincter clean. Like Dr. Evil says about his shorn scrotum, "It's breathtaking."

[DSM4Life]

My bathroom would be stocked with Peppermint Pecker mints !

[higherdesire]

I bought some dick tacs at a local adult shop one time and passed them out at work and wound up getting a write up over it! They were a big hit! I will see if I can get some for the bowl for DSM and Dukkit!

[peachfuzz]

TOP 20 WAYS TO ANNOY A PUBLIC RESTROOM STALLMATE:
1.Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”
2.Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”
3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"
5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"
6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8.Say, “Now, how did that get there?”
9.Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10.Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!”
11.Say, "Interesting,. . . more floaters than sinkers."
12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?”
13.Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy!! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14.Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze theballoon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15.Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot!!"
16.Say, “Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?”
17.Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18.Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your,
“Cross-Dressers Anonymous” newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, “Peek-a-boo!”
20.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing “Born Free”.

[Dukkit]

I bought some dick tacs at a local adult shop one time and passed them out at work and wound up getting a write up over it! They were a big hit! I will see if I can get some for the bowl for DSM and Dukkit!

why you gotta name DSM and I in the same sentence??
now i feel dirty!!

[Dukkit]

*bursts in with a fire hose!!!

sprays every inch of the mens room. realizes theres no drain as the mens room continues to fill up.....

fukk!! drops the hose and runs out while he still can!!*

[higherdesire]

why you gotta name DSM and I in the same sentence??
now i feel dirty!!

It's becasue I care! Hey BTW whats witht the attempt at cleaning the place up? You looking for work?

[Skully44420]

[MMArmour]

I hate how bgmc is always talking about how he trained with the worlds best this, and trained with the worlds strongest that. Wheres the proof?? And more importantly...Who gives a flying **** who he trained with? Or pretends to lift with?

Classic case of the one upper.

No matter what youve done, he has done it better, faster, longer, and harder.

Common fact. We should just get used to it.

Oh...and I hate Reeds avatar. Cause dude is big as ****.

[BritishColumbian]

I hate how bgmc is always talking about how he trained with the worlds best this, and trained with the worlds strongest that. Wheres the proof?? And more importantly...Who gives a flying **** who he trained with? Or pretends to lift with?

Classic case of the one upper.

No matter what youve done, he has done it better, faster, longer, and harder.

Common fact. We should just get used to it.

Oh...and I hate Reeds avatar. Cause dude is big as ****.

110% AGREED a big mac douche

[higherdesire]

[QUOTE=MMArmour;4569931]
Classic case of the one upper.
[QUOTE]

Dude I love that statement, can I pirate?

[MMArmour]

go for it brotha! I didnt invent it!

[*RAGE*]

I hate how bgmc is always talking about how he trained with the worlds best this, and trained with the worlds strongest that. Wheres the proof?? And more importantly...Who gives a flying **** who he trained with? Or pretends to lift with?

Classic case of the one upper.

No matter what youve done, he has done it better, faster, longer, and harder.

Common fact. We should just get used to it.

Oh...and I hate Reeds avatar. Cause dude is big as ****.

I feel you on this one, but then wines like a little bitch when someone talks about the rebal flag. fuvk him and all his bullshit