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  1. 04-20-2009, 10:03 AM #921
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  2. 04-20-2009, 11:17 AM #922
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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    Here HD, let me grab the soap real quick.
    BC, is there an echo in here, in here, in here?
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  3. 04-20-2009, 04:21 PM #923
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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    Looks like a fun day at the gym to me !
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  4. 04-20-2009, 07:09 PM #924
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    *walks in slams the door behind him...looks over and thinks, WTF is going on in stall number 2? yells out how pist i get when assholes put their hazards on in the rain while driving on the highway...FVCKTARDS!!! grabs a handful of mints and slams door behind him as i leaves
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  5. 04-20-2009, 07:16 PM #925
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    *notices a voyeur...or is that DSM while I am standing behind BC and he picks up soap.* What up man? I am not even aroused because of this man, it is the girls in the stalls that do it for me, BC just happened to bend down. I think I will back up now so he can breathe.
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  7. 04-20-2009, 09:09 PM #927
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    *runs in banging pots and pans and screaming... wake up wake up!!!
    kicks open the stall doors and wakes up all the members sleeping in the mens room

    brings in the girls and says... happy monday!!!

    what site you get this off of i need to start visiting this again when i gotta Nut
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    ^^^son you are a little young to be in here, I am going to need to see some ID please.
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    dude I am offended noone thought my joke about the echo was that funny. That was some funny shit right there.
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  11. 04-20-2009, 09:16 PM #931
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    WE were all laughing, its just that no one acctually typed LOL
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    WHEW! i was afraid I was the only one that got it! Thanks buddy!
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  13. 04-21-2009, 02:48 AM #933
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    Walks in past the "Czar keep out" sighn (I guess when one of those Russians reads it, they'll sigh with disappointment that they can't come in.) and notices we have co-ed showers. Woo-hoo! Way to go Dukki!!
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  14. 04-21-2009, 06:12 AM #934
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    *whistles on the way back in*
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  15. 04-21-2009, 06:13 AM #935
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    *walks in, in just a silk robe and slippers. and a cup of coffee in hand.

    goes to the urinal and with no hands.... starts urinating.

    misses a lil.

    shakes by twisting and jumping up and down

    then leaves*
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  16. 04-21-2009, 06:14 AM #936
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    Walks in past the "Czar keep out" sighn (I guess when one of those Russians reads it, they'll sigh with disappointment that they can't come in.) and notices we have co-ed showers. Woo-hoo! Way to go Dukki!!
    i figured a mens room full of juiced up bros needed some co-ed'ness... lol!!!
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  17. 04-21-2009, 06:28 AM #937
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    A little female presence is usually a good thing. Brings levity to the situation. Plus, you don't want BirdshitColumbine smashing the place up everytime he gets his panties in a knot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    A little female presence is usually a good thing. Brings levity to the situation. Plus, you don't want BirdshitColumbine smashing the place up everytime he gets his panties in a knot.
    poor guy

    he was molested as a child and its a repressed memory

    its causing him alot of anger problems
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  19. 04-21-2009, 06:43 AM #939
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    poor guy

    he was molested as a child and its a repressed memory

    its causing him alot of anger problems
    Well that explains a lot, especially his abnormal fear of a clean sphincter.
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  20. 04-21-2009, 06:50 AM #940
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    Well that explains a lot, especially his abnormal fear of a clean sphincter.
    any anal stimulation brings those repressed memories to the surface

    and that causes un bridled fear in him

    and that which we fear... we hate.

    lol
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  21. 04-21-2009, 06:58 AM #941
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    any anal stimulation brings those repressed memories to the surface

    and that causes un bridled fear in him

    and that which we fear... we hate.

    lol
    Dukki, you are wise beyond your years...
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  22. 04-21-2009, 06:58 AM #942
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    Dukki, you are wise beyond your years...
    its a curse and a blessing at times
    but i live life... on lifes terms

    thats all we can do my friend

    haahahaha
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  23. 04-21-2009, 07:04 AM #943
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    its a curse and a blessing at times
    but i live life... on lifes terms

    thats all we can do my friend

    haahahaha
    True dat, true dat...

    Yeah, I don't think I can pull of saying "True dat, true dat..." I just watched Notorious. I guess Black Urban Vernacular doesn't suit me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    True dat, true dat...

    Yeah, I don't think I can pull of saying "True dat, true dat..." I just watched Notorious. I guess Black Urban Vernacular doesn't suit me...
    lol

    especially cuz your in japan

    makes it that much worse for you
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  25. 04-21-2009, 07:13 AM #945
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    Ah, so desu ka? Hai hai, Dukki-san...
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    dukki-san!!

    i like that. hahah
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  27. 04-21-2009, 11:52 AM #947
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    walks into mens room and sees Dukk & Csar goin at it, pushing each others poo, both wearing tapout shirts, throws up and walks out, never to return. The Internets are serious busines motherfvckers.
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  29. 04-22-2009, 03:05 AM #949
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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    walks into mens room and sees Dukk & Csar goin at it, pushing each others poo, both wearing tapout shirts, throws up and walks out, never to return. The Internets are serious busines motherfvckers.
    So you throw up a sighn informing the Russian ruling class that they are not allowed, you openly flame two members in good standing, and then you decide to weasel out?

    No surprises here...
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    Csar, enlighten me as to what itg stands for? I bow
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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    walks into mens room and sees Dukk & Csar goin at it, pushing each others poo, both wearing tapout shirts, throws up and walks out, never to return. The Internets are serious busines motherfvckers.
    such hostility!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Who never flushed??
    who ever flushes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    Csar, enlighten me as to what itg stands for? I bow
    ITG = Internet Tough Guy

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    ^^^yeah, I knew that. I am aspiring to be one whatcha think? I could be the guy in front there. Really I could. I'm serious.
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    I appreciate your support bro. I won;t forget when I am head ITG ok?
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