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    'Thats Me In The Middle'

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    'Thats Me In The Middle'
    sooooooo, my place or yours???? hahahahahaha


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    *bounces out to the sink grabs a mint and another glow stick, moonwalks back to da middle, jumpin jumpin*

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    *Just finished Saturday morning class, walks in to take a leak, and sees 3 guys dancing around. Sticks head out to look at the door, sees it IS the Men's Room, and heads over to the urinal to take a leak.*

    Interesting turn of events in this thread. While it seems we can all agree that off-color or racial humor is acceptable, some of the racial epitaphs thrown around by BritishColumbian have not been in the spirit of fun. There's a big difference between having a little fun at someone's expense and blatantly flaming someone using the words "fvcking Jap" (among others).

    BritishColumbian, seriously, you need to check yourself. Disagreements occur, tempers flare, and it's not a requirement for everyone to get along. Yes, I've had some fun at your expense and poked fun at myself in the process. However, you've stepped way over the line with your flaming and tags, which are clearly against board rules. So, I suggest in the kindest way possible that you rethink your approach with regards to posting to/about me. You want to have a little go and express your feelings towards me? Then by all means, please do so. I only ask that you leave the name calling and racist remarks out. Doing so will not only endear yourself towards other members, but will also greatly extend your presence on this board.

    Oh, and by the way, I'm not Japanese. I'm a Yank, gaijin, cracker, redneck, whitey, or seppo, depending on where you're from.

    *Finishes up, shakes it off, takes care not to get it caught in the zipper, heads over to the sink, washes hands, leaves a tip for the attendant, and grabs a few mints on the way out.*

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    Dear Buzz Killington, a.k.a CSAR

    I dont like you and I never will, I have seen you flame inocent people on here, people that have never flamed anyone or posted anything stupid. You are a hater, and it was easy to spot you right away. That is the reason I flamed you the way I did. You come across like you are the 'king' of the internet and its your way or the highway. I've got some bad news for you sunshine, your not the King of the internet. I know your not a Jap and I have known this from day one as I can in fact read. Your obviously mad about something and need to hate on someone. I bet its sucks being in a foreign country for a long time, getting home sick. I would never step foot in that country. Because of the fact that I am choked about pearl harbour. To me what you are doing is immigrant training. I have said all that I have to say about you. I do not wish to get into a debate with you. Hopefully we can let this go. If not, bring it on. Good day sir.

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    * I hope no one finds out I peed on the mints last night after taking a shit load of pain meds and three shots*

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    Ok, I don't wanna read 28 pages. Someone explain to me what the men's room is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jfew44 View Post
    Ok, I don't wanna read 28 pages. Someone explain to me what the men's room is!
    it is what ever you want it to be. Make it up as you go bro.....

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    Ok, nevermind. Just read the first page. I think I get it now. I'll think of something to get off my chest.

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    Since it's the men's room I'll go with something I see when taking a piss. I've had an ingrown hair on my balls for like 2 months and it wont go away. Maybe it's not an ingrown hair? Uh oh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jfew44 View Post
    Since it's the men's room I'll go with something I see when taking a piss. I've had an ingrown hair on my balls for like 2 months and it wont go away. Maybe it's not an ingrown hair? Uh oh
    be a man and pull it out or maybe its your cock.....

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    Haha my big ol' thing is actually above my balls. The hair's gone. Now its just a bump. Well we just wont tell the girl I end up bringing back tomorrow night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    * I hope no one finds out I peed on the mints last night after taking a shit load of pain meds and three shots*
    Ohhhhhhhh, so that's why they tasted funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    Ohhhhhhhh, so that's why they tasted funny.
    I was high and drunk sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    I was high and drunk sorry
    Well, at least you're an honest drunk.

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    I am bored to death, I can't rub one off because my wife is still awake....fuvk damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
    Butter mints? Yum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    I am bored to death, I can't rub on off because my wife is still awake....fuvk damn
    You should surprise her! Or scare her, depending on how you look at it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    Butter mints? Yum!
    careful...in this mens room, they just might be butter "nutt" mints...LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
    careful...in this mens room, they just might be butter "nutt" mints...LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    I am bored to death, I can't rub one off because my wife is still awake....fuvk damn
    bro, just start rubbin one out right next to her...just wait to see the look on her face...when she asks what are you doin??? just say...im rubbin one out babe and go about your business...

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    ^^That's what I'm sayin'. Surprise her or scare her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
    bro, just start rubbin one out right next to her...just wait to see the look on her face...when she asks what are you doin??? just say...im rubbin one out babe and go about your business...
    I have done that before and she said if I do it agian she is going to cut it off....but thanks for the idea

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    the way i see it...its a win, win...she either joins in or you get one out...while you rub her thigh...LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    I have done that before and she said if I do it agian she is going to cut it off....but thanks for the idea
    hmmmmm, yeah well i can see how that might cause some hesitation...LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    I have done that before and she said if I do it agian she is going to cut it off....but thanks for the idea
    Damn, the Lorena Bobbitt threat!


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    hey Prone....LOL


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    thanks friends.....I will be holding it all night long...

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    I'm beginning to think that Prone married a harpy by mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    thanks friends.....I will be holding it all night long...
    Just looking out for ya, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I'm beginning to think that Prone married a harpy by mistake.
    you would think after three I would get it right this time....

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    dude.. go take a shower and rub one out... wtf is the problem???

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    you would think after three I would get it right this time....




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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post



    :bbaily:
    lmao....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    dude.. go take a shower and rub one out... wtf is the problem???
    It will be my third shower of the day....

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    It will be my third shower of the day....
    3 failed marriages...
    3 showers in a day...

    *Spider sense tingling* I'm sensing a pattern here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    3 failed marriages...
    3 showers in a day...

    *Spider sense tingling* I'm sensing a pattern here.
    No its the only number I can spell...lol but all true...that why I keep everthing to threes...

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