You're NOT a bodybuilder!!!!

**bushido3374** · 05-07-2009, 07:55 PM

If you pull your striped socks up to your kneecaps, you are not a bodybuilder.

(I'm not a bodybuilder.)

**IronReload04** · 05-07-2009, 08:00 PM

when you leave the treadmill, if you leave it on a goddamn incline, so that when I get on it, I have to wait for it to reset itself when I turn it back on.....you are not a bodybuilder.....you are a jerk

**thebigguyy1** · 05-07-2009, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by jbm

When you dance between sets, you are not a bb...

LOL!! I've seen that as well...that and shadow boxing, some weird type of ballet moves, etc etc.....

Too funny!

Ron IIII----IIII

**Brown Ninja** · 05-07-2009, 08:35 PM

if you leg press 2500 lbs on the sled a 1/2 inch you are not a body builder

**DNoMac** · 05-07-2009, 09:42 PM

If your main motivation for getting big is *****, you are def not a bodybuilder.

**CBGB** · 05-07-2009, 10:14 PM

If have to go to the gym before you go out to the bar in order to get pumped up......you're not a BB'r.

***T-MOS*** · 05-07-2009, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by CBGB

If have to go to the gym before you go out to the bar in order to get pumped up......you're not a BB'r.

and if going to the gym before going out to the bar, you are wearing a wife beater t shirt just to look at your puny arms, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

**collar** · 05-07-2009, 11:58 PM

if you stand in groups of any NUMBER and i mean ANY, to socialise you are not a bodybuilder and **** off to mumy social club.

**collar** · 05-07-2009, 11:59 PM

if you spend about 40 minutes on any machine or exercise you are not a bodybuilder

**collar** · 05-08-2009, 12:00 AM

if you just train to look good for girls and all you care about is abs and arms.
UMMMMMMMMMMMM STAY HOME.

**collar** · 05-08-2009, 12:01 AM

if you wear a t shirt smaller than your little sister your not a bodybuilder

**collar** · 05-08-2009, 12:02 AM

if you wear jeans to squat or to training infact your not a bodybuilder

**collar** · 05-08-2009, 12:03 AM

if you think loading as much weight as you can on leg press machine, just to lift it of the rack then put it back on as a workout your a ****ing morong and not a bodybuilder

**collar** · 05-08-2009, 12:04 AM

if you think gear will make you look like ronnie within six months, welllllllllll your a moron and not a bodybuilder

**CptAmericaX** · 05-08-2009, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

Ok this week at the gym has really opened my eyes. Usually I go to the gym early in the afternoon like 1 pm or so , in order to have the gym pretty much to myself and avoid people

This week I had to go a few times late in the day when it was crowded and watching all the wanna be's made me think of this thread for you guys, so here you go, vent and have fun. I will start:

** If you do chest 3 or more times a week, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

** If you can curl more than you can squat, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

** If you use a broom handle or any long stick in your workout, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

** If your legs are skinnier than your arms, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

** If you eat less than 6 meals a day, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

** If your idea of a diet is 4 shakes a day, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

I use the broom handle to hang my arms over while I do box jumps

i guess im not a body builder

***T-MOS*** · 05-08-2009, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by CptAmericaX

I use the broom handle to hang my arms over while I do box jumps

i guess im not a body builder

we may let you slide on that one.....lolol

**CptAmericaX** · 05-08-2009, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by collar

if you stand in groups of any NUMBER and i mean ANY, to socialise you are not a bodybuilder and **** off to mumy social club.

True that I cant stand gym social groups bunch of talkers and, then you get asked the question hey bro we are talking about this blah blah blah what do you think. Oh and can you spot me.....
(ARG YOU HAVE A BUTT BUDDY WORKING OUT WITH U HAVE HIM SPOT YOU)

**collar** · 05-08-2009, 12:12 AM

LOL.
i would seriously say how bout fvck off

**CptAmericaX** · 05-08-2009, 12:16 AM

ive had to do something similar I had a guy in my squad working out with me and I was not about to have his scrawny ass spot me, because if I wasnt getting it up he sure as hell wasnt going to be able to help me

**amcon** · 05-08-2009, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by WARMachine

If your name is BgMc youre not a bodybuilder.

Originally Posted by prone2rage

Agreed

Originally Posted by prone2rage

If your name is BgMc, you work at McDonalds and play on the internet smelling like a cheese burger and no you are not a bodybuilder...

Originally Posted by ni4ni

true

Originally Posted by WARMachine

lol - humm who was not taught how to play well with others??? who is the common thread here?

**amcon** · 05-08-2009, 12:38 AM

Originally Posted by thebigguyy1

LOL!! I've seen that as well...that and shadow boxing, some weird type of ballet moves, etc etc.....

Too funny!

Ron IIII----IIII

sorry thebigguyy,

if you look like a powerlifter and can set the world record in the atlas ball(worlds stronges men comp), while wearing posing trunks your not a body builder...

**Deadpool** · 05-08-2009, 12:46 AM

If you come up to me at work and say something to the effect of , "Yeah I worked out twice this week I can already see my chest and arms are bigger." Then it's safe to assume....you are in fact not a bodybuilder.

When you talk about how you got big off eating fried chicken I would be willing to be you are not a bodybuilder.

**remotely queued** · 05-08-2009, 12:52 AM

if you wear this shirt to the gym....then you're bad ass!!!

**thebigguyy1** · 05-08-2009, 01:23 AM

Originally Posted by collar

if you just train to look good for girls and all you care about is abs and arms.
UMMMMMMMMMMMM STAY HOME.

VERY good one, couldn't agree more!

R

**thebigguyy1** · 05-08-2009, 01:28 AM

Originally Posted by amcon

sorry thebigguyy,

if you look like a powerlifter and can set the world record in the atlas ball(worlds stronges men comp), while wearing posing trunks your not a body builder...

Like Maurisz Pudianowski?

I'll make THAT exception anyday!

Ron III---III

**thebigguyy1** · 05-08-2009, 01:35 AM

Someone once told me that if you have NEVER competed onstage, than you are NOT a bodybuilder....

Any thoughts on that one?

**jbm** · 05-08-2009, 01:37 AM

Originally Posted by thebigguyy1

Someone once told me that if you have NEVER competed onstage, than you are NOT a bodybuilder....

Any thoughts on that one?

I disagree...

**jbm** · 05-08-2009, 03:27 AM

**thebigguyy1** · 05-08-2009, 03:37 AM

Originally Posted by jbm

I disagree...

I know, I disagree as well.

I have always said that anyone that lifts weight in the pursuit to change their body and alter/improve their physique is a bodybuilder.

I told him such, and to, well, do his homework. Of course, computers are the CB radios of the 21st century.....people pretty much get up to anything as long as there is a barrier between them..in this case the Internet.

In any case, call me bodybuilder, powerlifter, etc etc.....beats being the skinny kid I was!

Max lifts, JBM!

Ron III---III

***T-MOS*** · 05-08-2009, 04:05 AM

If you do your daily shaving and grooming in the men's locker room sink, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER............seriously??? whats up with that, don't you have a bathroom at home to shave in???

**jbm** · 05-08-2009, 04:09 AM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

If you do your daily shaving and grooming in the men's locker room sink, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER............seriously??? whats up with that, don't you have a bathroom at home to shave in???

lolol! agreed..........

**vpchill** · 05-08-2009, 05:10 AM

If your best conversations are in the gym, you are not a BBer.

Shut the Fook up and Lift damnit!!

**vpchill** · 05-08-2009, 05:12 AM

If you have Breasts and are overweight you shouldnt be a Personal trainer and Oh you arent a BBer!!!
Dont tell me how to work Abs Fat boy!!!

Sorry had to vent that one!

***T-MOS*** · 05-08-2009, 05:13 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

If you have Breasts and are overweight you shouldnt be a Personal trainer and Oh you arent a BBer!!!
Dont tell me how to work Abs Fat boy!!!

Sorry had to vent that one!

^^ no sorries needed, that is what this thread is for ...VENT AWAY !!!

**DSM4Life** · 05-08-2009, 05:13 AM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

If you do your daily shaving and grooming in the men's locker room sink, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER............seriously??? whats up with that, don't you have a bathroom at home to shave in???

clipping nails in the gym = HUGE f***king fail.

**vpchill** · 05-08-2009, 05:35 AM

If your wondering why I go up 20-50 pounds on each set , Your probably Not a BBer..

**vpchill** · 05-08-2009, 05:37 AM

If you spend 30min in the Locker Room and 10min actually lifting, you are not a BBer

**vpchill** · 05-08-2009, 05:37 AM

If you need a spot on 100lb bb press, You are Not a BBer

**higherdesire** · 05-08-2009, 06:04 AM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

If you do your daily shaving and grooming in the men's locker room sink, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER............seriously??? whats up with that, don't you have a bathroom at home to shave in???

Well now I used to be that guy. I would drive an hour to the gym at 4 AM workout from 5 to 6:30, and go straight to work, the office was 5 minutes from the gym which is why I used it. I had to do it all at the gym. A man has to do what a man has to do. There was not a decent gym in my town at the time. Now there is only a decent gym.