You're NOT a bodybuilder!!!!

RA · 05-08-2009, 07:18 AM

I was saying something similar to my ex father in-law..he said he always wore his socks like that

Originally Posted by bushido3374

If you pull your striped socks up to your kneecaps, you are not a bodybuilder.

(I'm not a bodybuilder.)

**beatango2008** · 05-08-2009, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by jbm

If you hate eggs and chicken! you are not a bb....

I strongly disagree with this one, because after eating this for 3 years straight, you tend to hate it. I mean I gag when I'm eating my chicken tuna and eggs lol.

**Dee312** · 05-08-2009, 07:25 AM

Don't forget....if you wearing gloves when working out legs, or a back brace for triceps...your not a bodybuilder....vented, thanks.

**beatango2008** · 05-08-2009, 07:25 AM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

If you grunt and groan while curling 20 lb dumbbells , YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

It's bodybuilding not power lifting lol

**-Ender-** · 05-08-2009, 07:27 AM

If you watch me do a set and then have to ask me ,"what does that work"?

FAIL

**calgarian** · 05-08-2009, 07:28 AM

if you talk while on trademill to ur buddy and I can over hear you and find out in 5 minutes how your day went u r not a BB....Womn in gym Jeez...women just shut up and excersice.

**-Ender-** · 05-08-2009, 07:28 AM

Check that! :
If you try to talk to me.

FAIL

**-Ender-** · 05-08-2009, 07:30 AM

If you try to get the gym radio changed to news or a sporting event.

FAIL

**CBGB** · 05-08-2009, 07:31 AM

If you dont have the overwhelming urge to puke on leg day.....you are not a BB'r

**-Ender-** · 05-08-2009, 07:35 AM

If you actually succeed in getting the radio changed to News or sports game and then act offended because I’ve begun not racking plates gently.

FAIL!!!!!!!!
FUKIN LIL SHVHEADS GO HOME!!!

**-Ender-** · 05-08-2009, 07:37 AM

GO HOME AND DRINK COFFEE AND "TALK"!!!
aAaRgH!!!

RA · 05-08-2009, 07:44 AM

Im sensing some hostility

Originally Posted by -Ender-

GO HOME AND DRINK COFFEE AND "TALK"!!!
aAaRgH!!!

**-Ender-** · 05-08-2009, 07:46 AM

Sorry.
and...
I didn’t realize until today that these things are actually motivational..

great thread.

**higherdesire** · 05-08-2009, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by cbgb

if you dont have the overwhelming urge to puke on leg day.....you are not a bb'r

^^^x2

***T-MOS*** · 05-08-2009, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

GO HOME AND DRINK COFFEE AND "TALK"!!!
aAaRgH!!!

is someone on Tren here??....lololol other then me

**Iron_Pig** · 05-08-2009, 08:40 AM

When your Girl can bench more than you your not a bodybuilder

**vpchill** · 05-08-2009, 08:49 AM

If You and your gf wear matching tracksuits while lifting, your not a BBer...

**calgarian** · 05-08-2009, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

is someone on Tren here??....lololol other then me

i will be come Monday

**-Ender-** · 05-08-2009, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

is someone on Tren here??....lololol other then me

heh heh.. just got worked up a little.

all better now.

good thread

**Iron_Pig** · 05-08-2009, 08:57 AM

I see that alot here at my gym

Originally Posted by vpchill

If You and your gf wear matching tracksuits while lifting, your not a BBer...

**Iron_Pig** · 05-08-2009, 09:04 AM

When a new born ( who is Brest feeding and taking in more protein than you and is getting HUGE and is looking at you and smiling that your a punkass bizatch) then your not a bodybuilder.

***T-MOS*** · 05-08-2009, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by Iron_Pig

When a new born ( who is Brest feeding and taking in more protein than you and is getting HUGE and is looking at you and smiling that your a punkass bizatch) then your not a bodybuilder.

^^

***T-MOS*** · 05-08-2009, 11:17 AM

If you don't have to piss at least 20 times a day, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

**vpchill** · 05-08-2009, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

If you don't have to piss at least 20 times a day, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

Preach Brother Preach!!

**scerpico22** · 05-08-2009, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

If you don't have to piss at least 20 times a day, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

...while on my way to the bathroom!

**calgarian** · 05-08-2009, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

If you don't have to piss at least 20 times a day, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

does pissing ppl off count? or it has to be urinal stuff??

**aestheticmind** · 05-08-2009, 12:33 PM

if you fart. i swear every time i am at the gym i get crop dusted at least once. nothing like gagging in the middle of a press!

if you have a bluetooth headset and walk on the treadmill at 3mph, while calling everyone in your phone to tell them you're at the gym "getting your sweat on"

***T-MOS*** · 05-08-2009, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by aestheticmind

if you fart. i swear every time i am at the gym i get crop dusted at least once. nothing like gagging in the middle of a press!

if you have a bluetooth headset and walk on the treadmill at 3mph, while calling everyone in your phone to tell them you're at the gym "getting your sweat on"

^^ so true.......

**CBGB** · 05-08-2009, 01:22 PM

If your post workout routine does not include sh!tting....you are not a BB'r

**higherdesire** · 05-08-2009, 01:45 PM

If you have never sharted while doing leg presses or squats....ok fvck it then neither have I!

**Tazwell** · 05-08-2009, 02:41 PM

If you do jumping jacks or run in place in the sauna or steam room for 30 min cuz you think you'll burn more fat that way you’re not a BB.

If you hit the sauna or steam room then go lift weights right after while your soaked in sweat and smell like ass your not a BB.

If you don't respect gym code and take a guys machine while he's getting a sip of water in between sets even though he left his towl on the machine your not a BB.

**Chode Logan** · 05-08-2009, 03:29 PM

Whats up with buddy hating on coffee???I drink black coffee before the gym and sometimes during.

**Chode Logan** · 05-08-2009, 03:29 PM

I'm gonna do it today, leg day. It's gonna give me the runs and I'm gonna stain my shorts. How do you feel bout that?

**Chode Logan** · 05-08-2009, 03:30 PM

When you're me, you're not a bber.

**Chode Logan** · 05-08-2009, 03:33 PM

If you pop boners and then hump the inside holes of 45 plates watching guys do cardio....you're not a bber, you're dsm.

**higherdesire** · 05-08-2009, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by Tazwell

If you do jumping jacks or run in place in the sauna or steam room for 30 min cuz you think you'll burn more fat that way you’re not a BB.

If you hit the sauna or steam room then go lift weights right after while your soaked in sweat and smell like ass your not a BB.

If you don't respect gym code and take a guys machine while he's getting a sip of water in between sets even though he left his towl on the machine your not a BB.

Tru dat tru dat

**jimmyinkedup** · 05-08-2009, 03:55 PM

Wow im just relieved that i fit the TMOS criteria for possibly being considered a bodybuilder *L*.....

**CBGB** · 05-08-2009, 07:03 PM

If you have never noticed any of the above statements while in a public gym.....you are probably not a BB'r

***T-MOS*** · 05-08-2009, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by jimmyinkedup

Wow im just relieved that i fit the TMOS criteria for possibly being considered a bodybuilder *L*.....

^^^

**Dee312** · 05-09-2009, 04:05 PM

If you wear a back brace to do triceps...yr not a bb
If you run in jeans....yrnabb
If your fav part of working out is hitting the shower....yrnabb
If you get dressed shirt first in locker room.....shoot urslf, because we all want to
If you walk around locker room naked lookin to start conversations with anyone who looks your way...
If janitor is your best freind...